Another note for the sorry slags

Published: January 30, 2010 at 6:46pm
The award you get for shagging Consie

The award you get for shagging Consie

This blog has had 6000 – yes, 6000 – views in the last hour alone. The total number of views so far today stands at 29,377. Not since general election week has the daily view figure been so high.

Our Consie is VERY popular. No doubt, the entire police force is glued to its monitors, dreading the moment when one of their names appears in conjunction with hers.

Don’t worry, chaps. I may think you’re disgusting – but not so disgusting that I want to reveal to the nation just how poor your taste in women really is.

The last thing people need on a Saturday night when they’re getting ready to go out is a mental image of our Consie in a bodice, G-string and cop’s cap, turning a few tricks.




One Comment Comment

  1. Oscar says:

    Not fair Daphne! You had 29377 readers on tenterhooks waiting to see what possible scandal the bitches could have unearthed about you! It turns out to be just a petty domestic squabble.

    [Daphne – Yup. That’s how desperate they are.]

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