Short of ideas for your hen night? Ring Charlon Gouder now.
In a valiant attempt at raising funds for their household electricity bills, Charlon, Jason and the rest of the crew at Super One have formed a dance-cum-strip (oooh, don’t say ‘cum’, Ronnie) troupe and are hiring themselves out for hen nights.
It’s not the biggest thrill you’ll ever have, girls, but you might get a laugh out of it. Who knows? Maybe one of them wears Y-fronts. And please don’t tell me there isn’t a single woman out there who wants to see Jason in the buff. He comes with the package – or rather, without it.
STAR COMMENT ON THIS POST (in response to a remark about Charlon’s choice of neckwear):
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That’s because someone told him: ”Ghamillu coff u ibghatu waiter” so he did, now he’s lost his manhood and his bow-tie.
I’m howling with laughter.
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Charles Crawford has discovered the terrors of Maltastar, and what communicating with coconuts is like:
http://www.charlescrawford.biz/
The blogoir reports that the coconuts are incommunicado.
Another “black tie” night and Charlon took it literally.
Has anybody else noticed that Jason Micallef looks just like one of those scary, old-fashioned ventriloquist’s dolls – the ones with neat black hair, staring eyes and a rictus smile? The effect is heightened by his black tie outfit.
Rictus smile is appropriate enough; a sardonic smile also fits.
Ovvja li c-coff ta’ Gouder insteraq mal-portmoni.
I see Charlon Gouder took things literally when he was told it was a black tie event.
hmm. Charlon misunderstood “black tie” when he read the invitation….
That’s because someone told him: ”Ghamillu coff u ibghatu waiter” so he did, now he’s lost his manhood and his bow-tie.
They should have their opening night in Albert Town.
Who knows, someone with sticky fingers might pull out a couple of bank notes from her portmoni and slip them in his tanga.
Not quite as good as the real thing, are they?
http://www.showtimevegas.com/Images/Show%20Images/Chippendales2.jpg
I remember a particular NET bulletin focusing on Jason’s two front teeth which at that time were black. He fixed them I guess and started smiling. I remember him also reasoning with plants on TVM. Then Ronnie turned up and taught him how to dress.
Did anyone watch Bondi’s damage-limitation exercise this evening?
Outdoor performance is not simply (at least not always) a performance that has been kicked outside, in the same way that an open-air performance space is not a theatre without a roof.
The new theatre will be an exciting venue for a particular type of performance which is still alien to us, but for which I believe there is a lot of scope.
The ‘piazza’ as it is being proposed can give the whole surrounding area, and not only the square itself, a much needed new vibrant dimension.
Check out companies like Strange Fish (Australia), La fura dels Baus (Spain), Kneehigh (UK), Philippe Genty (France), Transe Express (France), WildWorks (UK) and Compagnia dei Folli (Italia).
Pretty ‘ruin’ous wasn’t it? And no one can blame it on the PL this time round! Pretty ‘balanced’ PR exercise!
In what sense Twanny? All I heard were the puerile arguments expressed by Kenneth, based on his unfeasible fetish to listen to the philharmonic orchestra together with the odd 400 (myself included, but without the fetish) who occasionally go to such concerts.
The project is genius and by a genius. The rest are reactionary attitudes for the sake of keeping up appearances.
Was this at one of the magistrate’s parties?
Are you suggesting she hires strippers?
Or are you suggesting that she keeps unethically close relationships with those at Super One, whose duty it is to keep an eye open, and report on their media, on what the three pillars of government, including the judiciary (and the one Pilar in there), are up to?
erm sorry Strange Fruit and not Strange Fish, dunno how I could have got that one wrong.