The Burberry scarf bitchfest: Sharon No2EU and Marlene Business Forum

Published: March 11, 2010 at 10:32pm
Miaow! Marlene said this scarf is a fake.

Miaow! Marlene said this scarf is a fake.

Let’s lower the tone a little, shall we? There’s been too much stress all round. I paused to watch Eastenders earlier on, and the stress quotient there was even higher than it is in real life.

Ronnie announces her father raped her when she was 14.
Hotly pursued by the police, Bradley climbs onto a roof and jumps off, screaming.
Stacey announces that she killed Archie Mitchell.
Bianca and Ricky’s wedding party is ruined by this latest death outside the Queen Vic.
Phil forces his way into Ian’s house and starts smashing furniture.
Shirley stands outside the police station making her mind up about whether to report Phil for murder.
Peggy wants to tear her hair out but the show must go on.
Dot is miserable because she’s failing to raise her grand-daughter properly and social services might take her away.

So let’s go back to Sharon Ellul Bonici’s chav scarf. Remember what a fun discussion we had about that some weeks ago?

Marlene Business Forum, all serious and grown-up at 50-something and a Real Big Businesswoman and Labour leading light, has taken the discussion to her Facebook wall.

She took exception to Mario Debono tal-GRTU describing her shirt as a ‘blawz’. My God, it’s Karen Millen (ar’hemm, hej).

And as for Sharon’s scarf, Marlene Business Forum tells us that we know so little about fashion that we didn’t even realise that it’s FAKE!! (her capitals and exclamation marks). And Sharon is ‘persuna ohra’.

Miaow!

Here’s the relevant transcript from Marlene’s Facebook wall. Mur ghid il-Helga Ellul jew il-Louis Farrugia joqoghdu jinhlew ma’ dawn il-hmerijiet fuq Facebook.

Marlene Mizzi
The ‘blawz” that wannabe fashion experts (sic!) did not realise is a Karen Millen!!!

Annette Apap
indunajt mill-ewwel ghalfejn ghamilt dan profile… ghax semmitu fil blog taghha.. he he … GOOD ONE MARLENE XX

Marlene Mizzi
u lanqas indunat li l-scarf li kienet liebsa persuna ohra u li tant ghamlet ghageb u kritika fuqu kien Burberry FAKE!!




22 Comments Comment

  1. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Jerga’. Fake Burberry. Mela chav^2.

    • il-Ginger says:

      Guide to how to be a chav:
      http://www.ehow.com/how_2346317_act-like-chav.html

      “Step 2: Wear pseudo-designer goods. Chavs are often seen sporting fake “bling” jewelryand carrying fake Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, and Coach bags. To dress like a chav is to dress in a flashy manner, so the more “bling” and accessories, the better!”

      Other sources:
      http://www.chavworld.co.uk/chav.htm
      What is a Chav?
      ‘chav’ (slang) – a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite ‘Burberry’, and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

  2. ciccio2010 says:

    I would like to know what is real in that photo.

  3. Antoine Vella says:

    So Sharon is wearing counterfeit clothes, then, according to the business forum. Does Marlene Mizzi mean that if it’s a fake Burberry it’s not chav? I would have thought that makes it even worse.

    • La Redoute says:

      I’d have thought the Labour Business Forum would have a thing or two to say about the counterfeit industry, its cost to legitimate industry, and how the counterfeit industry uses child labour and finances illegitimate activities like terrorism.

  4. Rover says:

    Shouldn’t Marlene Business Forum be reporting fake and counterfeit goods? Fake goods are more often that not produced in sweat shops by child labour.

  5. Kakkademja tal-Ingliz says:

    Leave Marlene alone!

    (To be read in the leave-Britney-alone spirit)

  6. ASP says:

    Ara! Mela Marlene taqra dan il-blog UKOLL?

  7. Years ago I was in Oxford Street and saw the newspaper headlines – “Eastenders – a wedding and all was plain sailing”
    Now that I watch it regularly I’ve realised that there is never a wedding or someone has a baby and a whole new story line is created.
    Having said that – many of the things we are reading about would seem exaggerated if we saw them in some soap.

  8. Frans Borg says:

    Jien, ta’ bravu li jien, mal-ewwel gharaft li l-iscarf ta’ No2EU kienet fake ghax xtrajt bhalha ezatt minn Shanghai, and it cost me just five euros. I’m a bit of a chav, and proud of it. If Labour have their chavs, why not others too?

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    But now to serious things. Dot is also guilt ridden because she’s just lied to Dotty’s mother, telling her she doesn’t know where her daughter is.

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