36 is a little too early for a midlife crisis
Hot sex with Robert Musumeci on Facebook
God alone knows how (it must be all those lights he installed on L-Gholja tas-Salib), Robert Musumeci appears to have acquired the reputation of an Austin Powers sex machine.
His Facebook wall is now a magnet for Malta’s mittilkless huntresses.
They’re throwing themselves at him shamelessly and hoping to be the next Consuelo.
One of them has just posted a close-up of a young woman’s ‘front bottom’ – clearly not her own – with tiny bikini pants being edged tantalisingly downwards and the strapline ‘Sexy masseur gone out of control.’
The accompanying message from the woman throwing herself so blatantly at Musumeci is:
Robert, this seems like the hottest massage ever! :P :P :P
Then there’s this ‘quits’ on Robert’s wall:
Do you think Robert Musumeci is a flirt?
Do you think Robert Musumeci is hot?
Do you think Robert Musumeci is a virgin?
Do you think Robert Musumeci has a nice smile?
Would you travel around the world with Robert Musumeci?
Unfortunately, it’s not going quite as planned. The most recent respondent is a man.
As for Musumeci, I didn’t know it was possible to have a mid-life crisis at 36. Consuelo must be really mad at the fact that the Chief Justice has banned her from using Facebook (as he has banned all other magistrates and judges, but she was the only one using it).
She has to contend with all those aging vixens throwing their tangas and G-strings metaphorically at her lover (“Robert, this seems like the hottest massage ever!”), while she can’t barge in there and tell them where to stick it.
Maybe she should tell him – not where to stick it, because he knows that already, clearly – but how to make less of an ass of himself on Facebook.
Oh, but I forget. They’re the Facebook family, to whom utter distress means not being able to upload your mother’s picture on Facebook.
While all this sexual nonsense – and believe me, there are none so overtly sexual as the demimonde of desperate 30/40-somethings who think that the end of their marriage means the beginning of the teenage fun they never had – is going on around him on his Facebook wall, Robert Musumeci peers out with a stupid grin from a blue background with the PN logo and discusses British politics.
The feedback he gets is from Arlette (sive Letty) Baldacchino, daughter of the PN to Labour crossover, who is much enamoured of Norman Lowell. Here she is, out with him on a sunny afternoon.
And here’s Robert’s friend Letty with her boyfriend Norman again, on a jolly outing.
And here she is with him again, standing by her man as he is prosecuted for inciting racism.
What a ghastly bunch.
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Daphne, is that cop in the background of the third pic wearing a face mask? Maybe the stench?
This writing on Robert’s wall reminds me of the following “memorable” quote from “Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me.”
Robin Swallows: Tell me, Mr. Powers. Do you swing?
Austin: Are you kidding, baby? I put the “grrrr” in swinger, baby! Yeah!
I see Norman carries a walking stick; is he disabled or is it just an ornament with fencing blade inside?
[Daphne – It has a blade.]
He should have a permit then.
Is it licensed?
Razzist imgiddem izda…qahbec…snappy dresser. U issa b’dik il-lehja bajda qisu xi appostlu tad-dilluvju.
Klassi.
U xi tghidu fuq dak in-nuccali? Jghattilu terz minn wiccu u nimmagina attrezzat bil- GPS u ‘racialism-index-identifier’ software, HALLI JKUN JAF MIN HU PUR!
U dak il-bastun! Le, le…ara…klassi. Jghid hmerijiet stupendi, jghid ukoll hafna affarijiet minnhom (partikolarment meta jitkellem fuq il- mishuta censura), izda ma tistax tghid li m’ghandux fashion sense IMPEKKABBLI.
Xi snappy l-ostra? A tie used as a cravat, his watch over his cuffs, and his shirt collars turned up tghidlu snappy?
He’s starting a trend! Snappy u kif!
36 too early?
The full video can be seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uomfChgOVJg&feature=related
Note how at 4:27 Arlette tafaslu idu, and they end by smiling to each other. How romantic expressing something so publicly and on Youtube!
Maybe in those days Facebook was still at the beginning. By the way, she is one of the few (may two or three in all) who still posts on Vivamalta. Then guess what IQ she has.
[Daphne – I don’t need to guess. We were in the same class at school.]
On a different note, look at this title in timesofmalta.com
‘Cancer boy makes it to the UK’
‘Cancer boy’?
Is it me or does somebody need a ticking off?
It’s not just you – I was completely appalled by it!
Sometimes I wonder whether the headlines on The Times are picked straight out of Southpark. At least in Southpark such expressions are used with sarcasm, to show the utter idiocy of our way of thinking.
Another horrific title which comes to mind is the “Shoebox baby”. The article was complete, with real names and enough details to feed anybody’s morbid curiosity.
A million monkeys typing for a million years would produce the works of Shakespeare, while ten monkeys typing for 15 minutes would come up with the Times of Malta.
For mlatasatr, I guess monkeys would be too highly evolved to ever come up with that, so perhaps some of those single celled organisms from the primordial soup we all came from would need to type for a few minutes to come up with that.
Well I posted the same comment under the article but timesofmalta.com didn’t post it – maybe they found it libellous!
It amazes me and I cannot comprehend how a sweet girl like Arlette and a professional and practicing lawyer such as Emy Bezzina, affiliate themselves to Norman Lowell and his ideologies, and ultimately ending up making fun of themselves.
[Daphne – Ah, but that’s because you think of Arlette Baldacchino as a ‘sweet girl’. She’s not a sweet girl. She’s a 46-year-old woman, and a nasty, mixed-up piece of work at that. But then she would be, to be a racist and obsessed with Norman Lowell.]
I also found that headline appalling.
Nice issue of FROGMOPOLITAN can we have one of CONSMOPOLITAN.
Labour blames the government for the current economic down-turn and trying to profit from it, as if, if Labour was in power everything would be flourishing and rosy.
I hope Labour will sober up after reading this:
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1267953/Job-seeker-Vicky-Harrison-commits-suicide-rejected-200-jobs.html
In the UK you would struggle to find an unskilled job such as cleaner, shop assistant, waiter etc.
Your website was down for a little while there. I wonder if it’s Boiler No. 7’s fault…
Hello, Alf, is everything OK?
the massage part is actually some sort of Facebook virus or spam.. I received a similar video on my facebook page with the same comment. Deleted it immediately though …
Just for clarity’s sake the “Robert, this seems like the hottest massage ever! :P :P :P” was a bug going around facebook. I got it from three of my friends who were very apologetic afterwards! :-)
No updates today?
Hi D – am missing your running commentary.
Dear Daphne, I wanted to tell you that I was thinking of you and that it’s a different Malta without you. I hope we hear from you asap, you seem to have vanished.
Always yours.
Don’t you ever, EVER, desert us again.
Glad you’re back, Daphne.
Welcome back!
Those Facebook wall posts are actually add-ons which post themselves, so perhaps these women aren’t chasing Musumeci after all.
Have a heart everyone! I am sure Daphne deserves a break sometimes.
Agree.