A Labour councillor gives us the finger (two, actually)
FOXX Daphne - a new film starring FOXXY BROWN
Labour councillor Keith Darmanin has his friends and canvassers writing in to salute me (foxx Daphne, foxx il-mejtin tijek, foxx il-partit tijek).
Now Keith has decided to step in himself with a double birdie.
Now here’s Keith Darmanin at a birthday bash thrown by FZL (Foxx Zop Liba, to use their preferred terminology) secretary-general Alex Saliba. Mhux ghal xi haga, but don’t these people know any girls? Their Facebook pages are loaded with photographs of groups of men. Forsi ghadhom jibzaw minn Eva, bhalma ghalmuhom ghand tal-Muzew.
But wait – Keith has got himself a really hot date at last. And he’s paid extra for the large syringe.
Ritratt storiku ta’ Keet mal-irjus kbar tal-partit: there’s our Keith, squashing up behind. For Inspector Gadget’s sake, we must hope he isn’t holding a big needle.
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What in god’s name is Toni Abela wearing?
Maybe Toni il-best man ta’ Saviour Balzan had a dress rehearsal ghat-tieg ta’ Saviour u Joanna Dowling (8 May) and didn’t have time to change.
Looks like he’s practising his best-man smiles. X’gost se jiehdu ta’ Dowling b’Toni tal-Labour fir-ritratti tat-tieg tat-tifla taghhom. Jaqq. Msieken. Anzi jahsbu li ghandhom priza b’Saviour. It takes all sorts.
Let’s hope somebody takes him gently aside and gives him guidance on what to wear at that wedding, or he’ll turn up in a cream suit u javvelihom tan-naha tal-mara.
As for the traditional best man’s speech, I cringe in anticipation. He might consider writing a fun letter from Obama to the newly weds (in Maltese), pretend he’s at a Labour rally, and read it out to the accompanying tune of Super One’s Teletubi.
Maybe he’ll provide the groom with one of Teletubi’s rubber puppets on his stag night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DJ34MOu_yQ
Thats what happens when you get fashion tips from Benny Hinn
http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/BchBmA5Dukw/0.jpg
No that’s the third life of a suit that was originally black. Second life was grey and then to wrap it up it was bleached to white.
That also explains why it must be a couple of sizes too big.
Be thankful it’s not a birthday suit.
Explanation for the slang-challenged down at TYOM:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birthday%20suit
Hallewh jaghmel il-precett fl-ahhar.
Probabbli is-sjut tal-precet, ghax ma’ tantx donnu twal minn dak in-nhar.
Isard du Pont – Toni can never look good.
He can try wearing Versace and will still look lousy as it takes far more than a white suit and no necktie to look cool. It’s a matter of style and definitely not limited to clothes, but how would he know?
It’s all Borat-inspired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s
Dik is-sjut mhix tieghu – issellifa minghand Anglu ‘Elephant’ Farrugia.
A suit three sizes too big and no tie. What a muppet.
Was the first photo on his Facebook?
[Daphne – Incredibly, they are ALL from his Facebook account.]
And anyone can have a look, unless of course he did an Alex Saliba.
Some words might have been misspelled intentionally but ‘Foxx’ is a stage name like Jamie Foxx. The Maltese offence is written with an F’ while Zop ends with a Double B instead of a P.
[Daphne – Er, I know that. Keith Darmanin’s fans at FZL don’t.]
I spotted a suit like that very recently in Petticoat Lane. If I’m not mistaken it was marked £7.99.
I don’t think it’s a cheap suit. Just a really naff one.
Toni reminds me of the little guy from Fantasy Island.
Is that Keet’s version of the backstroke? Someone send in his application for the London 2012 Olympics. He’s already practising his victory salute to the Maltese nation.
What are these turkeys doing posing in front of the Swiss flag? What an insult to Switzerland.
Dreaming of Svizzera fil-Mediterran perhaps?
They’re sitting in front of what looks like a banana tree – quite appropriate for this Labour bunch.
Lingering thoughts of Switzerland-in-the-Mediterranean?
Perhaps that’s the Red Cross tent and they’re queuing to have their bottoms injected. Apparently, it’s what they do for kicks on special occasions.
“Their Facebook pages are loaded with photographs of groups of men. Forsi ghadhom jibzaw minn Eva…”
Why should they be afraid of Eve Bajada, the one who runs a gay hotel, and who strongly supports Labour?
In the third photo Keith is getting the finger (two actually) from Jason (must be him, showing his teeth).
Keith Darmanin on Facebook:
ABOUT ME:mela din ser namila bil malti biex iktar johrog ta go fija fir rejalta…. mela jien inqis ruhi bhala dhuli u outgoing hafna. Inhobb hafna lil pajjizi u jien zaghzugh attiv ferm. Filfatt nokkupa il kariga ta kunsillier fil lokal tieghi hal tarxien. Minbarra dan jien attiv ukoll fil partit laburista fejn nokkupa l kariga ta raprezentant taz zaghzagh fil kumitat lokali laburista ta hal tarxien u delegat tal partit apparti xoghol iehor volontarju li namel ghal partit (tista tghid kull bicca xoghol li tigi nidhlilha). Apparti dan ihobb xogholi ukoll fejn flimkien ma shabi il haddiema naqla il hobza ta kulljum. Inhobb nideverti ukoll fejn inhobb hafna l parties izda mhux biss kull tip ta
muzika togobni barra l opri ovjament. Bhala hobbie naghzel il futbol fejn nisaportja lil malta u italja , u tarxien rainbows u milan. Kull min jixtieq ikellimni jista jamel dan fuq l msn, [email protected].
“u delegat tal partit”
So Keith Darmanin is one of the 800 or so who thought Joseph Muscat would make a better PL leader than George Abela, and that Toni Abela and Anglu Farrugia are more desirable than Gavin Gulia and Simon Micallef Stafrace.
Keith ma jhobbx l-opri “ovvjament” – forsi x’imkien jispjegalna ftit dik l-“ovvjament” xi tfisser.
keep it up kieth even your fingers .(viva keith)
keep it up my friend she will enjoy those 2 fingers for sure viva kieth the best
Amel kuragg keith u kompli bil hidma tijak fi hdan il partit
min ma jkollux ma xiex jaqbad hek jamel.Ahna kburin bil-Partit Laburista u bik siehbi KEITH DARMANNIN
Dan iehor li jikteb bl-SMS.
Jiena ukoll nissapportja lil- Keith Darmanin ghax b’nies bhalu zgur li l-PN jibqa fil-Gvern u mohhi u mohh il-familja tieghi ikun mistrih u trankwil. Grazzi lil Keith u lil kull min hu bhalu.