Issa dahlet Joan Collins fil-kredu: mhux ta' b'xejn jaghmlu bihom li jridu tal-Labour
Borg Olivier nehha l-Madonna biex ghamel Joan Collins minflok and then Mintoff came along and saved us.
PAUL BORG
MINTOFF GHALLIEM IL KULHADD U MA KELLUX KILBA GHALL POTER MHUX BHALL DAWN DITTATURI JIBILAW OSTJA U JAHRAW IX XJATEN AHNA MA NEAJNIX IL MADONNA MILL RAMLA IL HAMRA U POGEJNA JOAN COLINS JA MAHMUGIN AA BILL HAQQ FOSOS VOJTA KLIEM VOJT TA GONZI
The 1960s film in which Joan Collins stripped off at Ramla l-Hamra was called Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?, but I imagine that this is a little beyond Mr Borg’s grasp.
This man may not approve of Joan Collins, but he certainly approves of Karmenu Mifsud Bonnici. See beneath. Well, at least this time it’s not the ‘wich of bahrija’.
PAUL BORG
TKELMU BIL MALTI ISH AHNA MALTIN SE TAQBAD MA KARMENU ISSA QAS TOQOD HDEJN IT TOQBA TA SORMU JA SAHHARA TAL BIDNIJA
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Jien niftakar meta gew jahdmu il-film Can Hieronymous Merkin.. anki jekk kont zghira hafna.
It was directed by that nutcase, Anthony Newley, u Malta kienet mixghewla bl-iskandlu.
Imma sa fejn naf jien, tord ta’ hadd ma kien. Hadd ma poggieha gharwiena hemm lil Joan Collins. The director did.
X`ghandhu x`jaqsam dal-film (moqziez, fl-opinjoni tieghi, imma Newley was on drugs big time dak iz-zmien), mal-gvern ta’ dak iz-zmien?
Il-permess biex jahdmu il-film, OK, riedu jgibuh, imma ma nahsubx li taw lis-script minn qabel ghal xi emendamenti jew censura. Forsi min kien xi ftit ikbar minnhi, jiftakar mod iehor. U jkun interessanti jekk jkun jaf ezatt x’ gara.
Apologies but I have to butt in here and rant. Far from being a nut case Newley was a brilliant singer and songwriter, with a string of hits to his name (What kind of fool am I?’ and Goldfinger to name but two) and a fine actor to boot (many refer to him as one of Broadway’s leading men with a charming style and wonderful voice. Just because he took drugs (like many of his generation, and particularly in his line of work)does not define him as a nut case. The film in question is a glorious failure, an anti-film film in the style of Fellini’s 8 1/2 but then I suspect that Pat II would probably also consider Fellini’s films ‘moqziez’.
Only in Malta is a man defined by one film, and what’s more one scene in that film, just because it has nudity that could, God have mercy on us, offend a statue! A scene which incidentally no one will remember except the Maltese!!
Honestly everyday i wake up in this petty country built on fear I despair. It reminds me of Edward Bond’s Lear desperately trying to close off the kingdom by building a wall around it to safeguard it against the outside world.
@Paul Borg – “TKELMU BIL MALTI ISH AHNA MALTIN” –
L-Ingliz hija wahda mill- lingwi taghna ukoll ja gidra! Mhux ahjar tghid “tkellmu bil-Malti ghax jien ma nifhimx bli-Ingliz”?
Ish ma tibatux fish kim andu?
Maybe this Paul Borg should speak and write in English too seeing how he’s obviously having difficulty expressing himself in Maltese.
NGT
X’ghamlitlek il-gidra? Ghalfejn dahhalta fil-kredu?
Mhux sew toffendi pjanta b’dan il-mod daqshekk sproporzjonat u goff.
I wish Megan Fox would do the same, how about that for tourism?
Dar-ritratt ghal li jista’ jkun ma’ kienx fl-envelop kannella li kien pogga Lorry Sant fuq il-mejda tal-kamra, biex isikket lil-Wenzu?
Fl-envelope ta’ Patri Na… kien.
Ghal min ma jiftakarx sa l-1971 setghu jigu minn barra jaghmlu li jridu ghax kellna gvern aktar minn rieqed. Kieku dan l-incident sehh fi zmien gvern Laburista, dak iz-zibel li fired lil Malta, zgur kien jimponi d-dnub il-mejjet fuq tal-Labour.
Jekk joghgobkom ikkoreguhieli ghax jien Lejburest.
He says Joan Collins like it’s a bad thing. There are some things that I just don’t get.
Wow, Mintoff’s illness has really jarred some warped minds back to life. It should get even more interesting when the old fart is gone for good.
“MINTOFF GHALLIEM IL KULHADD”
Lilek ma tantx ghallmek mid-dehra. Jekk int xempju tat-“taghlim” li taghkhom Mintoff, ma nafx jien!
Kieku ma jifhimx bl-Ingliz biss fiha u ma fihiex, imma anqas jaf jikteb bil-Malti!
@ Paul Borg
Sabiex tkun taf Sur Borg. F’ tmeninijiet inhadmu ‘films’ pornografici gewwa pajjizina bil barka w permess tal Gvern ta’ dak iz-zmien (ikkoregini jekk zbaljat).
U xi tghid meta Xandir Malta f’dak iz-zmien kienu xtraw
(apologies pressed wrong tab)….cont/…
…films pornografici… tiftakarhom dawn?
perit alla mieghek minn ridek tmut ha imut qablek
imma Sur Brian ma nehajnix il madonna
Sur Borg, mela nsejt meta s-segretarju tal-propoganda Laburista kien uza l-armar tal-parit, biex hadem film (jew speci ta film) pornografiku bil-Pom Pom Girls tal-Labour?
ja bazza NGT naf izjied minnek b ingliz u jekk il lingwa tieghek hi ingliz tista tiktieb ish nifhmu u meta tikteb niftakar meta mintoff wehel zobb imperjali LORD CARINGTON u kif se wahluh lil Pn
Sur Borg,
l-imperjali wahlu lill-partit Laburista fl-1998.
il verita twegga u rih tal bidla wasal u iridu namlu kontijiet meta il poplu jerga itella partit glorjuz taghna fil gvrnn ok sur DEmartino u inehu korrozjoni mill kunsilli
“il-poplu jerga itella partit glorjuz” are you as sure as you were two and a half years ago?
Sur Borg
Jew thallu kollox mistur bhal Rahal Gdid.
Paul Borg, insejtu il-film li kien ingibed fi zmien il-gvern tal-Labour li fieh kienu starrjaw xi pom pom girls tal-MLP?
l ahwa biex infakrukom kemm kien hawn guh fi zmien mhux joan collins imma fi zmien BORG OLIVIER talaba ma toroq nahseb is sahhara tal bidnija ma tiftakarx is
kienet bil harqa u mhux hekk biss sahha tal perit kaxxejna il inglizi minn malta u hlisna minhom ghamilna airmalta u borg olivier kien qal ghasafar ta conb ghamilna sea malta u laqwa haga li amilna hadna il flus sinjur biex tajna il fqir u hekk ha nergaw namlu ish ahna socjalisti tajna djar il haddiem amilna banek maltin gid kbir li hadd ma jista jamlu fil pajjiz
iva niftakar imma ma nehajnix il madonna mill ramla il hamra ta siehbi u ahna ma inqbadnix namlu l armi tal faxxisti ta hi u ma wadabnix in nies fil mizbla u ma offendejnix il ebda nies li kienu ghall kura u meta miet alla itih gloria tal genna gwido hadd minn taghna ma offendih anzi faharnih ahma la semmu mejtin ish mahanix hodor bhal ta gonzi pn
Jahasra m’ghandekx lil xi hadd li jista jikkoregielek FTIT il-Malti qabel ma tibghat il-kummenti tieghek hawn ghax (mhux ish) mohhi hawwadtu nipprova nifhem x’int tghid!
u bilhaqq, fuq il-keyboard jezistu il-full stop (.) u l-comma (,) wkoll.
NGT issa tifhem kemm kont zbaljat/a meta dahalt il-gidra fil-kredu!
@ paul borg
Il-Madonna mir-Ramla ma nehhejtux izda tal-Curia kissirtuha Pawl jew qed taqbdek id-dimentia.
Paul Borg, hadt ghalik ghax tnehhiet l-istatwa tal-Madonna. Almenu Anthony Newley kien ragel bizzejjed u wera rispett lejn il-Madonna.
Mhux bhalek, li ma iddejaqt xejn tiddispetta l-Ewkaristija – ‘ez tya’ kif ktibta int – billi isemmija fost latinija shieha ta’ hdura, kliem fahxi u oxxen.
Mintoff forsi wasal biex ihallina, jekk mhux haga ohra minhabba l-eta. Sfortunament, imma, Malta trid tibqa issofri il-konsegwenzi tal-arroganza u tmexxija hazina tieghu, mhux anqas fil-wirt tal-injoranza spietata ta’ generazzjoni mdalma li l-politika ta’ Mintoff holqot, kif jidher b’mod carissimu mil-kwalita tal-kummenti tieghek, Paul Borg, u ta’ dawk kollha li qed jiktbu hawn biex minghalihom jiddeffenduh, izda minflok qed jaghmlu l-kontra.
Il-Partit Laburista jibqa jezisti sakemm tibqa l-injoranza f’dan il-pajjiz.
@ Chris.Who the hell said I was disgusted with the nudity scene?
The film was a big flop and no wonder. It was an acid trip, bizarre, to say the least.
And, what’s worse, Newley admitted it was semi-autobiographical. A woman giving birth to a child with a big hole in its back, while he makes love to a girl just a few paces away, on the same beach.
The appearance of Satan, giving psychedelic drugs to Newley. Why, even the songs are mostly annoying, with one making reference to a princess who was having an affair with a donkey.
No wonder Joan Collins declared that the film would lead to her divorce from Newley (it did). Not to mention that he put his two young children by Collins in the cast.
I never said he wasn’t a good singer.or songwriter, or what have you. And Fellini is not one of my favourite film directors either, but that’s just a matter of taste; it doesn`t make him any less brilliant.
To me, he, too, was kind of weird with his hallucinatory insights, paranoia, and his obsession with parapsychology. I live in this “petty country”, dear Chris, but NOT in fear.
PAUL BORG, Nsejt meta Mintoff kien jitkellem bl-Ingliz taht l-bandiera taghhom? Kompli fil-bluhija tieghek, ja Gahan li int ghax nies bhalek qatt mhu ha jkollhom ideat u opinjoni personali.
Mintoff never had any creative thought; even the Integration with UK was someone else’s idea. He was a big bully, who stole whatever he liked, while peddling it as his own.