Note to all the sub-literate Mintoffjani 'writing' in

Published: September 21, 2010 at 7:40pm

Please note that GHAX begins with an GHAJN and so does that other word which looks similar but means something else altogether. It’s unbelievable that the only language you can speak is Maltese and yet you can’t even spell it or construct a proper sentence.

AX this and AX that – ridiculous. Your writing is so bad that it looks like you don’t even read L-orizzont or It-Torca, where at least they know how to spell GHAX though Toni Abela thinks the other one is spelled OX and sued me for calling him one, then thought better of it when I threatened to bring in a gynaecologist as an expert witness to examine him in court.

So much for Mintoff’s free education (a damned lie). It must have washed right over your heads.

Oh, and incidentally – WITCH is spelled like that, and not WICH.

Another point to bear in mind when composing your letters of admiration for me: Bahrija and Bidnija are not the same place. They are some miles apart and over and above that, almost everyone in Bidnija votes PN but almost everyone in Bahrija votes Labour.




17 Comments Comment

  1. rigu says:

    Watching Super One news this evening you would think Mintoff was dead. They have gone from not ever mentioning his name to suddenly describing him in glowing terms as the mastermind of our independence.

    They had the footage ready because they thought he was about to die and decided to go after the Mintoffjin vote. You can be sure that now that they have realised that his followers are there for the taking they will court Mintoff all the way to his deathbed.

  2. the chemist says:

    These people do not need to learn to spell Maltese correctly. Their lives revolve around social services and whatever they can scrounge from the government and those around them. ‘Jew b’xejn jew xejn’, remember.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      I wish to god you were right, but you’re wrong. I’ve seen that sort of spelling used by engineers, consultants to the government and university lecturers. How they ever managed to get their Maltese O Level will forever be a mystery.

  3. MS says:

    Don’t be too demanding; it’s already remarkable that these people can write a somewhat comprehensible message and use a computer to send it.

    Also, since the messages these people are sending you contain nothing but the so-called ‘lanzit’, I guess that even if they had to be articulated perfectly, it wouldn’t make them any more enjoyable to read.

  4. Paul Bonnici says:

    Vulgarity exempts them from spelling Maltese correctly.

  5. Another Muscat says:

    “…I threatened to bring in a gynaecologist as an expert witness to examine him in court.”

    What?

    Just ruined my notebook with cereal and milk!

  6. Joseph A Borg says:

    I simply want to show some solidarity with Daphne on this. It’s daunting to have to face trolls and haters, especially when they’re anonymous.

    [Daphne – I don’t find it daunting at all. And that’s what makes them so violent. They can’t take it that I’m not bothered and find them ridiculous instead. It makes them want to do something dramatically violent, like attack me physically or burn my house down, both of which have been tried already. Coming from peasant backgrounds where fear of power and the importance of keeping your head down are ingrained into them, they just cannot understand the mentality of somebody like me – so obviously, I must be an abnormal witch. And you know what we do with witches, don’t you? We go after them with a rabble and burn them. Fortunately, we live in the age of the rule of law now. Even that Kurt Farrugia, Director of Communications at the Labour Party: he might think himself a big cheese in a cheap suit, but he’s still an insecure peasant at heart. Every time I write something about him, a string of freaky, slanderous semi-coherent comments comes in and it’s bloody obvious they’re in direct reaction to the comments about him, leading me to conclude that either they’re from somebody who’s in love with him or they’re actually from him.]

    Daphne knows how to ridicule those in power but I never read anything of hers that wishes ill of anybody.

    To the angry posters, be creative in your put-downs but let’s leave anger out of these ‘debates’ please. I cannot relate to these types of comments. They’re very off-putting.

    Anger management is an important life skill…

  7. S.A. says:

    Dear Ms. Witch or whatever you wish to be called,

    Surely just because someone ‘writes on the internet’ in broken Maltese doesn’t mean they support any political party. You can be one of the greatest scholars of all time and ‘choose’ to write in a broken language, where everything is permitted. That doesn’t make you ignorant or an mlp supporter of course and this coming from someone who in the past has voted PN.

    You are trying to look down upon these people just because they chose to write ‘AX’ instead of ‘GHAX’ thinking you’ll demean them. I laugh at something like this. The fact that someone like you chose to even publish something so petty is this makes me wonder who the ignorant people are. You of course chose to publish this, which throws you in the same boat as them. Not very clever.

    And another note “Mail (will not be published) (required)”
    When that is available on your site, at least keep your word and don’t publish email adresses of those who choose to fill your coloumn. If you don’t have a decent come back, don’t fall in shit and expose them like that.

    And yes you can expose mine, with my permission, because I don’t give a shit myself.

    Not Yours Truly
    S.A.

    [Daphne – Dear Susanne Agius, or whatever you wish to be called. When people use their computers to issue violent threats and slander (not published), I am not only within my rights to reveal their IP numbers here, but I am also obliged to keep a log of them for the police, to make their lives easier when, for example, my house is set on fire (twice already).]

    • S.A. says:

      And one has to wonder with the anti-hate remarks you put in here (sarcasm anyone?) why anyone would want to set your house on fire? Surely they were not provoked *shoked*, surely no one called them any names just because they wave a different flag?!!
      Of course it’s ‘your’ site and feel free to keep any log… extra work for you.

      [Daphne – Typical marmalja Laburista hadra reasoning: they provoked us so we burned them down/smashed them up/beat them/shot at them/took their property (fill in the blanks as required). Are you naturally criminally inclined?]

  8. Susanne Agius says:

    Never said I was naturally criminally inclined or being provoked myself by this thing you call blog or whatever, for me it’s hatred propoganda against anyone that is not PN.

    And who are you to say if they were labour or posing as labour…

    [Daphne – How about 20 years of experience in dealing with the Great Maltese Public and another two and a half years dealing with crazies on this blog?]

    • S.A. says:

      Daphne jien qed nikteb hawn. *shocker nazzjonalista tikteb bil-malti imkiser* u ma jfissirx li gejja nahraqlek id-dar ghalkemm ma jogobnix li tghid! Puhlease I have better stuff to do like file my nails!!

      U ovvjament tista izomm log!! Fil-present fuq il kompjuter hawn programm jismu Microsoft Office Excel – with infinite rows and coloumns – fejn tista zzomm detalji ta min jaharqek – no pun intended. Hekk tkun qed izomm log for future reference, without being a bitch about it. But maybe you love being a bitch and that’s why you displayed that info.

      [Daphne – The trouble with you people is that you’re not used to being outwitted at your own game. Well, tough – get used to it. An Excel is for different uses. Blogs, not just mine but all blogs which use the same system, log things automatically.]

  9. S.A. says:

    ‘With you people’ see again there, you like to generalize alot Ms Daphne!! You’re putting me in the same category as you put anyone else who dares displease you! So now it’s not just Laburisti hamalli who are against you!!
    I’m sure all blogs log private info automatically, but it’s your doing do publish them, they’re not published out of their own accord.

    [Daphne – Thank your lucky stars I’m only publishing them, not taking them to the police – yet. I’m 46 years old, fairly intelligent and have two decades of intensive experience in writing, ‘Susanne Agius’. I classify you with the rest on the basis of your writing style and the psychological problems you manifest. You’d be surprised what just a couple of sentences can reveal about a person. I can tell you a lot about yourself and where you’re coming from, using just the few bits you’ve written here. But you’re obviously extremely sensitive about certain things, so I won’t. Now go and file those nails. Or get on Facebook and make suggestive remarks on open walls to all your ghastly peasant friends.]

  10. S.A. says:

    See I have nothing to hide… glad you saw my facebook page… am quiet proud of it.

    “I can tell you a lot about yourself and where you’re coming from, using just the few bits you’ve written here.” Which brand of crystal ball are you using?

    [Daphne – I haven’t seen your Facebook page. I couldn’t be bothered. It was an educated guess based on a fleeting analysis of your comments. It’s interesting, though, how Maltese chavs have turned Facebook into an on-line klabb tal-bocci or – more pertinently – an online kamp tal-Armier.]

    • Grace says:

      Don’t tell me none of you friends or relatives use facebook. I for one started using it because of a seminar I had to attend, and have met a number of past friends through it and must say I enjoy roaming it occassionaly. I have never been a member of a Klabb tal-bocci or or a Kamp tal-Armier (whatever that is), and have never played famville.
      Does that make me a chav? If so I suggest you also call your friends and relatives who use facebook by the same name.

      [Daphne – Grace, trying applying some logic occasionally to avoid sounding like a chippy fool. I observed that for Maltese chavs of a certain generation, Facebook serves the same purpose as a klabb tal-bocci or a kamp tal-Armier. This is not the same thing as saying that all Maltese who use Facebook are chavs.]

  11. S.A. says:

    Only Maltese?!! You should get a Facebook Daphne if you don’t already have and mingle with the rest of the world… Everyone uses facebook to relax!! it’s fun, not always politics and hate… you can even own a farm :D
    “I haven’t seen your Facebook page. I couldn’t be bothered.”
    “Or get on Facebook and make suggestive remarks on open walls…” I can tell when one is lying.

    And with that, good day to you, really you shouldn’t display all this hatred Daphne, it doesn’t do you any good. Relax and chill :)

    [Daphne – It’s not hatred, ‘Susanne’. It’s mockery. Had you not been raised in a sub-culture of marmaljaism, you would recognise it for what it is. No, obviously Facebook is not ‘only Maltese’ – but Maltese chavs use it in a very particular way, defeating the original purpose of international networking. They have formed a ‘kamp tal-Armier’ on-line and have exchanges which are reminiscent of those that take place over a pot bubbling on a spiritiera or a tazze te fil-kazin. It’s fascinating – but very sad.]

  12. S.A. says:

    Not sad Daphne, depends on how you look at it. It’s a way of relaxing, communicating, having fun. And really you don’t have to put my name in colons, I know it’s fascinating but it doesn’t have to be highlighted every time you write it.

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