A FREAK LIVES HERE (VOTE NO OR HE’LL EAT YOU)

Published: May 27, 2011 at 8:12pm




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  1. Neil Dent says:
    May 27, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    You’ve discovered Clinton Paul, Daphne. Soon you’ll be wondering how you lived without him in your life.

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  2. Kenneth Cassar says:
    May 27, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    They should get an Oscar for pronunciation and acting.

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  3. K D says:
    May 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    I hjerd a frijk livs hjer…

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  4. Neil Dent says:
    May 27, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    wott duw juw mijn ej frijk?

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  5. Pat Zahra says:
    May 27, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Eat your heart out Lady Gaga. . .

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  6. H.P. Baxxter says:
    May 27, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Clinton Paul for president.

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  7. Moshe Dayan says:
    May 27, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Oh no, I’m going to have to vote No tomorrow just in case all the women divorce their husbands to be with him.

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    • H.P. Baxxter says:
      May 27, 2011 at 10:38 pm

      And I’ll vote yes so they can divorce him to be with me.

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      • A Grech says:
        May 29, 2011 at 1:31 am

        HP Baxxter, if you get many women, you’ll also get many mothers-in-law – I would rethink it if I were you.

        [Daphne – Ho ho ho. So funny. It’s usually the husband’s mother that’s the source of discord, at least in Malta, where sons of a certain generation were brought up by their mothers to be substitute husbands, for them and for no other woman. Ask around.]

      • H.P. Baxxter says:
        May 29, 2011 at 11:03 am

        I have no fear. I laugh in the face of mothers in law. I drop ice cubes down their sagging cleavages.

        I am the badass soldier.

        Evriting’s orrajt.

  8. Yanika says:
    May 27, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Wow, it’s almost as good as Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’. And that’s saying something!

    Here’s a link to the masterpiece itself:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

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  9. Grezz says:
    May 27, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    More comic relief (in the English, not the incident):

    “The casualty, Luke Dimech, was suspected to be suffering from a sudden appendix.” ( http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20110527/local/ship-surveyor-evacuated-to-hospital-by-afm-helicopter.367585 )

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  10. Grezz says:
    May 27, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    What’s with that fetishist outfit he’s wearing?

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  11. Ian says:
    May 28, 2011 at 2:26 am

    About time Running Commentary ;)

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  12. Andrew Borg-Cardona says:
    May 28, 2011 at 8:51 am

    Total IQ in front of camera: 2

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  13. Wenzu says:
    May 28, 2011 at 9:39 am

    W.T.F !

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  14. ciccio2011 says:
    May 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    “Kantant promettenti zaghzugh…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAjzMZiQ6Fs

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  15. marc says:
    May 28, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    What class – pure genius.

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  16. Isabelle Micallef says:
    May 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Looks more like a freak cross between a Power Ranger and Spiderman with goggles. Wardens, beware.

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  17. Juanito says:
    May 28, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Make him famous, Daphne. Clinton Paul for Eurovision. We deserve to have a laugh whilst losing next year.

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  18. Adrian Bajada says:
    May 28, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Oh Madonna x’gharukaza

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  19. Esteve says:
    May 28, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Peinlich.

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  20. bubu says:
    May 28, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Oh come on guys. It’s perfect Eurovision material!

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  21. Lou Bondi says:
    May 29, 2011 at 7:53 am

    Shit, now you’ve ruined it. Until today Clinton Paul belonged exclusively to us rockers. With this post he now belongs to the nation. We can no longer conduct the secret ritual of ripping him apart in our Church of High Rock.

    Since our game is up we would like to share more secret rock pleasures.

    Dip into Clinton’s “I’m a rebellion” (grammar from hell) and of course, the masterpiece that started it all, “Badass soldier” (pronunciation from Hades). I’ve watched the latter video more often than Led Zeppelin’s performance at Knebworth. Enjoy!

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    • ciccio2011 says:
      May 29, 2011 at 2:30 pm

      Lou, we have watched”Badass soldier” already thanks to Daphne who uploaded it here some months ago. I agree, it is the sort of video that appeals to all the senses.

      If Clinton Paul is a product of your Xirka Rock, I have to say I am sorely disappointed. Since you do not fail to promote the Xirka at every opportunity (including to Joseph Yes2Divorce Muscat), I expected much better.

      As for the Church of High Rock, I would avoid using the term Church altogether for some time now.

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  22. Rachel says:
    May 29, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    You gotta love the accent on these Maltese girls! and their acting is simply superb! aj herd qe frijk livz hjer! my gosh…

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  23. homerde says:
    May 30, 2011 at 12:30 am

    and it doesnt stop there! he keeps rebelling…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWQ6bI9BqvM&feature=related

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