Silvio Parnis: "Today is like my ass :)"
Silvio Parnis's ass
Silvio Parnis, Opposition spokesman on consumer protection
Facebook is turning out to be the proverbial rope by which various people in the Labour Party, and their associates like Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando and Robert Musumeci, are hanging themselves.
Never have middle-aged politicians rendered themselves more ridiculous in this country. They should not be allowed to use Facebook unsupervised.
Here’s Silvio Parnis, the Opposition spokesman on consumer protection, on his Facebook wall:
Silvio Parnis
Silvio Parnis Today is Like My Ass ! :)
– Silvio Parnis has given Automatic Publishing permissions to this applications. To remove permissions click ‘STOP PUBLISHING’ link –
Click the link, Silvio, before you make an even bigger ass of yourself.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QjxOd_PdCQ
[Daphne – Hey! They stole that photomontage from this website.]
Mela l-kristjani ma jghinux lil dawk li mhux gejjin mir-raba distrett?
Silvio Parnis is spokesman for the southern region. This region deserves to have a Minister responsible, as much as Gozo, for its administrative running. Update yourself dear Daphne.
[Daphne – Oh my, thanks for pointing that out. It’s Silvio’s official bio which needs updating because that’s where I got his job description. Spokesman for the southern region! Gzira daqs tikka u gejjin bin-nort u s-sawt. Il-vera tal-biki u mhuh daqs pizella. Instead of broadening the outlook of people who live in a world as big as a hamster’s cage, they seek to shore up their mentalita tar-rahal. So progressive.]
“u gejjin bin-nort u s-sawt”
NORT u SAWT?
[Daphne – I thought I’d speak their language so that there is no room for confusion.]
Let’s not forget the long-suffering subregions within the southern region. They deserve a sharp Parliamentary Secretary.
It’s funny, isn’t it, that it’s only the people born and bred beyond the imaginary dividing line that make the constant reference to the so-called “south” of Malta. The rest of us simply get on with it. After all, there are all sorts of people on both sides of such imaginary line. Sliema is one such place, where the bulk of Sliema is more like “tan-naha’ l-ohra”.
Apparently the only southern region this sorry specimen of a man represents is his nether regions. He said it so eloquently himself on Facebook
Today is like Silvio Parnis’s ass? Explains the smell coming from the fields opposite my house this morning.
Don’t tell me you prefer buying organically grown produce?
When one lives in the countryside one has to bear the bad smell of FYM to enjoy the view.
I think he used the word ‘ass’ in the sense of the American slang usage of the word: his buttocks.
I suppose what he meant by this anatonomical inference was that ‘today is a shitty day’. Presumably this phrase betrays his scatological yearnings.
One has to note that this distinction between the north and south of the island was started by one of our ‘great politicians’, as if we had the rich north and the poor underprivileged south.
He also created ‘mizbla’ for unconsegrated ground.
Unfortunately these expressions are still being used by persons who should know better and strangely enough they prefer to live in the so-called north of the island.
[Daphne – The ridiculous, ridiculous thing is that Malta’s most affluent area, Sliema, is right across the harbour from Cospicua, but Sliema is ‘north’ and Cospicua is ‘is-sawt’. Il-vera tal-biki.]
Da zgur in-Nort u s-Sawt, staqsi ‘l tal-Pepè (Cajta).
Malta is divided into five regions for statistical purposes: Central, Gozo, Northern, Southeastern and Southern.
Some time ago Malta was divided into 6 regions: the Gozo and Comino, Inner Harbour, Northern, Outer Harbour, Southeastern and Western Areas.
Even Scout Groups are divided in districts as per location. Central, North, South and Gozo.
That’s a nice wooden stable he built for his ass.
Baxxter, I think it’s an outhouse–a two seater–one for him and one for his ass. Bet they have some odiferous conversations. Hope they have A/C.
You need a “sawt” dear Daphne to smack yourself on the bottom part of your anatomy below your back. Daphne dear how poor is your Maltese vocabulary proving how ridiculous you are.
Is this guy, who ‘shouts’ his name in capital letters, a newly recruited elfvis apologist? Or just deranged.
Silvio Parnis is really Julian from Trailer Park Boys.
Check it out on YouTube and tell me if I am wrong.
This is White Trash Country after all.
http://images.wikia.com/trailerpark/images/0/0e/Julian2.gif
The ass you show here Daphne is too cute to be compared to that dumb-ass.
I’m still trying to fathom what he was trying to say.
Spokesman of consumer affairs? Didn’t know that. I knew that consumers were a sorry lot in Malta but I never thought to such an extent.
http://www.orizzont.com.mt/FullArticle.php?ID1=%27Opinjoni%27&ID2=1403
Please, read this article penned by that idiot of Joseph Cuschieri