Madonna, how boring – a blog featuring passe flashbacks and dark gossip. And she thinks she’s the best in town as that’s what Alexa.com tells her – without telling her that the higher ratings are a result of her fanatics having downloaded the Alexa toolbar specifically for this purpose.
Scene: A landmine defusing operation in a forest. It is being followed closely via satellite by Central Command.
The officer in charge receives information that the equipment the field soldiers are using is highly unsuitable for the type of landmines they are dealing with.
He dispatches a secret agent with a packet of microchips which will fix the problem. Meanwhile all operations must cease immediately.
The Maltese soldier in charge of the field telephone takes following message:
Your orders are to cease operations. Meet your contact, Ruth, around three in the afternoon.
He hurries off to relay this to the officer in charge.
Message received Sir. It says ” Cease operations and meet your contact. Root around tree in the afternoon.
HAHAHA!!
A screenshot of any Maltastar news article, followed by the words “Improve your English.”
Thought he was from the Fondazzjoni IDEAT.
Oh, Labour’s Sink Tank.
Madonna, how boring – a blog featuring passe flashbacks and dark gossip. And she thinks she’s the best in town as that’s what Alexa.com tells her – without telling her that the higher ratings are a result of her fanatics having downloaded the Alexa toolbar specifically for this purpose.
[Daphne – You sound like a girl, Kevin.]
Hey Kevvy! Where have you been? Was the sink plugged? Must be frustrating for a house husband.
Jeez, you’ve got to get with it. Your comment is even more inane than the usual.
Where is all your ‘intellectual’ conspiracy jargon?
I see you’re missing the pearls, Purdie. And you don’t even have to say ‘oink, oink’…
I AM talking to a girl.
What’s Alexa?
Saw the clip about 5 years ago, btw.
Ha ha…great.
But the sweetest irony is that ‘Mayday” is a British corruption of the French ‘M’aidez’.
And so is amichair… When it should be amateur.
Scene: A landmine defusing operation in a forest. It is being followed closely via satellite by Central Command.
The officer in charge receives information that the equipment the field soldiers are using is highly unsuitable for the type of landmines they are dealing with.
He dispatches a secret agent with a packet of microchips which will fix the problem. Meanwhile all operations must cease immediately.
The Maltese soldier in charge of the field telephone takes following message:
Your orders are to cease operations. Meet your contact, Ruth, around three in the afternoon.
He hurries off to relay this to the officer in charge.
Message received Sir. It says ” Cease operations and meet your contact. Root around tree in the afternoon.
It’s very funny because the actor is excellent.
It is so funny because it is so realistic, Hermann.
The equivalent in Maltese would nees to focus on the word “third” which is pronounced “turd”.
Statement : “We are sinking”
Reply from 21 year-old Malta trainee @ Valletta port
“Mela, don’t turn unplug your Ipod before it’s ready x’bijn”