If you want some Botox or wrinkle-fillers done, pop round to Dentist Jeff's

Published: October 23, 2011 at 10:25pm

Come to me, all ye wrinkled ones, and I shall bless you with Botox

My, that Jeffrey is really enterprising. In between getting hysterical on Super One in the company of former politicians who don’t know when to stop eating, having too much to drink in restaurants, keeping us updated with his breakfast on Facebook, throwing tantrums in parliament and telling us that he’s been hacked, he has found time to develop another nice little earner.

Now when you pop round to Dentist Jeff’s to get your plaque removed or your cavity filled, he’ll sell you a couple of Botox injections and some hyaluronic acid fillers for your wrinkles, too.

That explains his peculiarly immobile forehead, then.

This is his listing in the Yellow Pages.

PULLICINO ORLANDO JEFFREY DR

THE SMILE CENTRE
General & Cosmetic Dentistry
Hyaluronic Acid Fillers (UVEDERM)
And Botox Injections

Open From Monday to Saturday
14, Triq Dun Mikiel Xerri, Zebbug ZBG1482
Tel: 21 465 473 Mob: 9949 0084

Is this allowed? Can dentists sell you Botox and wrinkle-filler injections?

Now, finally, I understand why he’s happy to have 5,000 chavs as Facebook Friends. It’s not constituents he’s looking for. It’s a market for his Botox injections.

Way to go, Jeffrey.




19 Comments Comment

  1. Grezz says:

    What is it with these 40-something dentists? Whatever next? Hair transplants? Toupees?

  2. Claude Sciberras says:

    What do you think of this… http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111023/world/libya-declares-liberation-and-sets-islamic-tone.390457

    Not the best start for a democratic Libya – sharia law.

  3. H.P. Baxxter says:

    No, it’s not allowed.

  4. il-Ginger says:

    Bless? Yeah if they don’t get any side-effects or die from it.

  5. il-Ginger says:

    Wonder why he needs so much cash so badly.

  6. Harry Purdie says:

    Imagine if this idiot mixed up his needles—a frozen forehead and an immovable jaw.

    Could help little Joey in his quest.

  7. Jozef says:

    Arani Issa………

  8. Pecksniff says:

    Reminds me of Ben Harper in BBCTV “My Family” .

  9. Cactus Gulch says:

    What is it with this political market segment and their Jerseylicious approach to looking ‘good’.

    Next up at the Smile Centre: large, square gel nails with diamond applique, and hair extensions.

  10. M. Psaila says:

    The sentence below that photo should read: ‘Usstja man, I’m God’s gift to the World’.

    The man tries hard, so very hard.

  11. Marie says:

    Yes, I think it’s becoming the norm. My dentist started offering Botox as well, besides other injection services like anaesthetic before getting your tattoos done, and is now my ex-dentist as a result.

  12. Pecksniff says:

    Is he turning his dentist’s clinic into a “one-stop shop” ?

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