“Dr Anglu Farrugia will always be there for you, no matter how difficult your circumstances.”
I swear to you that this is not a spoof. I have lifted the text below entirely from Anglu Farrugia’s website and I have not tampered with it.
He has illustrated it, appropriately, with a picture of the universal hand gesture for ‘you are an anus’ or ‘you are a Sodomite’ or just simply, ‘bugger off’.
Unbelievable. Par tuks jonqsu.
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Political Vision
Empowering the Citizens
This is the main political vision of Dr Anglu Farrugia, Deputy Leader for Parliamentary Affairs of the Labour Party. Embodied in this social-democratic belief is the role of defender of society.
His political vision sheds new light on the future of politics in Malta. A political vision that projects sustainable development for the future of our children. A vision that gathers all forces of society into a stream of collaborative participation.
This vision is inspired by the needs of the Maltese citizens; pensioners, workers, families, all striving to find a better life in Malta, all facing the same hardships. They feel overwhelmed by the wave of deceit and corruption that has taken over their country. They are tired and worn out by their futile efforts to cope. Life has become much, much harder for all but a chosen few.
Dr Anglu Farrugia will always be there for you, no matter how difficult your circumstances.
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Are you sure his real surname isn’t ‘Kustodju’?
Kulhadd ghal Borg in-Nadur for a meeting of the Angels.
Ara jien serraht mohhi issa. Hammur norqod trankwilla.
On another issue… small things but ….
Watching Net News this morning, speaking about the Ministry for Transport and Communications, they show the old Ministry in Strait Street , instead of the new ministry at Palazzo Guritale in Merchants Street – an indication of Paul Borg Olivier’ s “u ejja mhux xorta “attitude .
The Ministry moved about two months ago .
Likewise , the PM is addressing a press conference , and the clock’s chime is very audible – Sky News would have immediately quipped ” Is it time up for the PM? ” – an oversight by Edgar Galea Curmi ?
“Dr Anglu Farrugia will always be there for you, no matter how difficult your circumstances.”
Even if you are trying to get on or off an elephant, an exercise which requires a tuks fors.
Curiosity! Who will Anglu appoint to take charge of the Police Cells at Police HQ?
Another – will he find time for private lessons to learn how to write, although he mysteriously “obtained” an LL>D?
I think he feels he is still in the police force…
“Dr Anglu Farrugia will always be there for you, no matter how difficult your circumstances.”
I don’t want him to be with me ever – not even in my happiest circumstances let alone my most difficult ones. Please, leave me alone.