Jason is living the dream and hosting a blektajboll
Definitely not the Chippendales
This is the text of a promotional PDF hawking Jason Micallef’s gala night at – not Monte Kristo, for a change, ghax terga tghid xi haga dik l-antipatika – Villa Arrigo.
Sorry, the magnificent Villa Arrigo.
I trust the Labour Party doesn’t understand that all this talk about starting your seasonal celebrations (to say nothing of the suits they’ll all have to hire over and above the €60 ticket) clashes completely with all the speeches they’ve been making about the halt, the lame and the hungry who are having to cut down on food to pay for their utilities bills.
Or is this party just for the special ones – the Labour Elite (an oxymoron, but there you go)?
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ONE is holding a Gala Night in aid of l-Istrina on Wednesday 7 December 2011 at the magnificent Villa Arrigo, Naxxar.
Do join us at this charity event and start your seasonal celebrations in style with us.s
Dress Code: Black Tie
Time: 20.00 for 20.30
Reservations by 28 November 2011
RSVP 9813 0000
€60 per person
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http://www.one.com.mt/assets/files/events/one_gala_night_details.pdf
Maybe this time Charlon will understand that ‘black tie’ doesn’t mean dressing like an undertaker.
Omg! Is Gouder (literally) wearing a black tie?
Gouder look at this
http://cdn2.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP317/k3175671.jpg
Yes! “Hekk, hux! Mhux blektaj qalu dawn? B’xhiex ridtuni nigi? B’wahda roza?” .
Jew reġgħu serqulu l-kartiera u ma kellux biex jixtri ċoff. Kellu jsellfu ngravata ĠejsiN.
“20.00 for 20.30”?
“in style”?
“RSVP”?
Ciccio and I have already instructed our valets to brush our frock coats. Lock up your Labour daughters. Here we come.
Here I come, Baxxter. I can’t wait to mix with the Labour Elite. Can you please send Jason a cheque for Euro 120?
Can I come, guys? I’ll be the token illegal immigrant. Got my Al Jolson makeup all ready to go. Hope they’ll let me in.
I hear Inspector Gadget has a daughter waiting to be ravished by you two.. In case that fails,Consie is bound to be there, waitng to bestow her favours – again.
Pity there isn’t any hunky Labour male for me.
I take it you have no “flus fl-idejn”, then? Not to worry, I’ll pay for both.
We’ll all be swimming in dosh come 2013 anyway. Might as well send in the drinks orders with the cheque. Mine’s a crate of comet vintage Veuve Clicquot, from the Golden Years.
The Elite won’t know what hit them when we turn up at the door and grab those knockers. I meant pull on that knob. I meant ring the doorbell. À propos of knockers, do you think Charlene will be there, Ciccio? I would certainly enjoy a frank exchange of views in the broom cupboard, if you get my drift. Nudge nudge wink wink.
P.S. Well dash it all. We’ve missed the deadline by one day.
@ Baxxter and Ciccio
Make sure you don’t send the cheque to Charlon; he might lose his wallet in Marsa.
Harry, that makes it three of us then.
Baxxter, its Euro 180. And you are right, there, jien mejjet bil-guh, u kollu tort ta’ dan il-gvern.
If you settle for the Veuve Cliquot to reminesce about the golden years, then how about a crate of Dom Perignon for me?
Stacey is right, Baxxter, the cheque must be crossed.
Rustic Fairy, Silvio Parnis is bound to be there.
€180 crosses the fine line between panache and profligacy. But my cup of generosity brimmeth over, and I will pay for all three of us, provided Harry wears a red fez with his illegal immigrant outfit. That’ll have Charlene going wobbly at the knees.
I thought RSVP meant that you should inform the hosts if you cannot accept their INVITATION to a do.
In fact, Antoine, it does mean that. Maybe they’re donating the €60 for every guest that attends.. a novel way to buy votes..
That would be RSVP regrets only …
Does it mean ONE will be off air that evening? Jason had better be careful, Joseph could sneak in and change the lock to his office.
Thanks for yet another interesting update.
Il-buzz politiku jinsab billi wiehed jara dil-klikka t’hawn fuq li filwaqt jippriedkaw fuq ‘l-ghaks u t-tbatija’ li hawn fil-pajjiz, dawn hlief jixxalaw ma jaghmlux. Ritratti tax-xalati taghhom mifruxin fuq kull Facebook page laburista li ghandhom. Parties, parties, u aktar parties.
Kemm hawn ghaks Jejs eh?
Moviment progressiv u moderat tal-parties.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Anglu’s TAKSedo Force.
9813 0000…. one of the One mobile numbers is it?
60 euros? But that’s too expensive.
Il-bagit kissirna.
Pizza or horse ripeye stake?
Vel or chicken with choice of sause?
Forsi par meatbolls taz-ziemel?
How much of the 60 euro is going to charity and how much to LP coffers?
Whatever they say, whatever they do there is always one element which is sorely missing – class.
€60 Euros?! Ara kif kien jaqleb Albert Town Charlon b’€60!
Do they realise that 60 euros pays for 360 kwh of electricity?
That could keep my house warm for a whole month.
X’vergonja.
Not suits, but syoots.
Mrs I-can’t-afford-the-swimming-pool-license won’t be able to attend of course. Two tickets would come to €120 which is exactly how much the annual pool license costs.
I feel embarrassed for them reading this invitation. It is like watching Keeping Up Appearances.