John Bundy runs out of women
I Googled images of John Bundy and got this: Big John Studd. There must be some mistake, unless there's something he's not telling us.
John Bundy has a queer attitude to women (and no, I don’t mean gay). Like Labour corrals its homosexuals, he corrals his women on special interest shows called Nisa Ta’ Success, where he gets them to tell the story of their life and then compliments them on their hair and make-up.
But politics….eh, now, dets serious, eh. For politics we have to lajn up de men.
So tonight we had EIGHT MEN – yes, eight – discussing the matters of the day: irgiel ta’ success who weren’t once asked how they managed to get dressed in the morning while thinking at the same time.
Except that in shadow transport minister Joe Sammut’s case, he wasn’t thinking while getting dressed because he left his shirt-sleeves behind and all we saw were jacket sleeves on naked arms, like a tramp.
So there they were: six men ‘fuq il-panel’, one man hosting the show, and another man – Charlon Gouder of Super One – sitting up front with a microphone because he was impenjat bil-parlament and got there late ghax suppost kien qieghed fuq il-panel illum.
U kieku wiehed minnhom qal xi haga bis-sens. It’s a damn good thing I wasn’t there because the urge to knock their heads together would have been overwhelming. To a man, they should stick to talking about make-up.
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This was the first one I got
http://www.illusionbiz.com/john_bundy_and_morgan001001.jpg
Look at this scintillating line-up of a future government, and concentrate especially on Anglu Farrugia’s face.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111104/local/government-lurching-from-one-crisis-to-the-next-muscat.392220
“…and concentrate especially on Anglu Farrugia’s face…”
Yes, particularly when his leader said “Ahna mhux mossi naghmlu…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDYTBoJkQSY
You were there in their hearts and minds though, especially towards the end of the show.
[Daphne – I know. Bundy is fixated.]
I like the sound of this Joe Sammut. I think he has a George Michael approach to personal styling; as in the Wham days.
Come to think of it, even Bryan Ferry used to do that look, but this was the early ’80s. Maybe it’s an homage to the golden years of the Labour Party.
I hate to sound like I’m defending John Bundy, but anyway, as you said the chap in the picture is the late Big John Studd, former pro wrestler, named Big because he was a 7 footer (ad I mean height:) ( and Bundy is probably because one of his major opponents was King Kong Bundy!
Really? I googled John Bundy and found this:
http://www.illum.com.mt/2009/09/20/t5.html
Is this how brainy women dress nowadays?