Joseph’s adjustable hair: now you see it, now you don’t
The two photographs of Joseph Muscat, run side by side with his interview in The Sunday Times today, remove any lingering doubts that he is doing something ‘faux’ with the top of his head.
I noticed when he left parliament last Friday that he had quite a bit up top (and I don’t mean between his ears), then this morning, on a timesofmalta.com video, he had nothing.
Seeing those photographs next to each other makes it possible to compare and contrast. One was taken on Friday night outside parliament (hair) and the other during the interview earlier this week (no hair).
And before anybody rushes to tell me this is a trivial issue, it isn’t. We really don’t need another prime minister/leader of the Opposition with serious hair issues that point to deep insecurities.
You’ve gone bald, Joseph. Face it. And deal with it. There are enough strange men in parliament doing odd things with their dysfunctional emotions and we don’t need another one.
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If only he could reduce the electricity tariffs as fast as he’s losing his locks.
His “hair” looks like a cross between Berlusconi’s and that of Lawrence Gray and Renato’s as seen in the “hair growth” advertising board on the hill leading up from Salina to Naxxar.
Renato …
Some have receding hairline, whilst some have lunar craters on their face! So what?
[Daphne – Typical Labour: deliberately misreading what I wrote so as to put words into my mouth (unless, of course, you’re actually incredibly thick). I did not and will never criticise baldness. Almost every man in my extended family is and was bald and it is HAIR which I find unusual in men beyond a certain age, because to me baldness is the norm. And that’s why I am inclined to think it utterly ridiculous when a bald man tries to pretend otherwise by taking very obvious measures. As for acne scars, who cares? When people can live with them, it’s a sign of confidence. Those who worry about YOUR acne scars have insecurity issues themselves. It’s not Muscat’s baldness that concerns me. It’s his belief that anything is better than baldness, including a wig.]
It’s the Joseph Cabriolet version.
Could it be because of the amount of light and camera angle?
[Daphne – Light and camera angles do not create hair where none exists.]
Always wanted to ask little Joey, ‘are you really that bald, or is your neck just blowing a bubble?’
The “one heck of a wide parting” jibe from only fools and horses is miles funnier. Don’t give up your day job, Mr Purdie.
Joseph’s hair, like Robert Musumeci’s lacquered hair piece, is like Houdini.
Now you see it, now you don’t.
How crappy you are madonna Daphne! Mhux ovja li it’s because of the light the way his hair looks different!
Daphne, that’s due to the light. That is why it looks thinner there, whilst in the parliament footage, he is in the shade.