Off de rekorts
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November 9, 2011 at 5:49pm
Being deputy prime minister is very much like making love to a beautiful woman....
Did you count how many times Anglu Farrugia said ‘on de rekorts’ last night on Bondi+?
I tried, but didn’t keep notes.
What did he imagine – that he can be off the record with half the nation watching him on television?
This might involve, for instance, pulling Loubondi closer across the table u jpesspisslu f’widnejh.
Or maybe tugging Loubondi down beneath that table and removing their mikes for a quick gossip off de rekorts.
What a fabulous deputy PM he’s going to make. Come back already, Tonio Borg. We love you.
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Swiss Toni fil-Mediterran.
Il-Bondi: “Intom ivvutajtu biex jaqa’ l-gvern.”
Anglu Farrugia: “Le, ahna ivvotajna kontra l-mozzjoni tal-prim ministru li talab vot ta’ fiducja fih…”
Il-Bondi: “Le, imma intom ivvutajtu biex jaqa’ l-gvern…”
…repeated ad nauseam, as if Anglu was denying il-Bondi’s imaginery checkmate.
Interviewer bravu wisq il-Bondi, tara xejn. Propagandist tal-medjuevu. U jridha ta’ pampalun tal-medja Maltija!
Sadattant, il-kullass tal-ewro riesaq gmielu u l-Unjoni qed tiehu over il-portmoni. Il-futur fis-sod: Djun kbar, interessi, inflassjoni-diflessjoni, ricessjoni, taxxi u oppressjoni bir-rimi!
Izda ma gara xejn, Melitensin Bondiplusjati: jekk inkomplu ndoqqu l-banda, kuljum festa u brijju kbir! Min jista’ imbaghad qatt jobsor li sirna skjavi midjunin?
Tkellem xi hadd?
Le, kien biss ir-rih. Ir-rih tal-bidla.
It’s not il-Bondi, Kev. It’s Loubondi.
I think he used that phrase in sarcasm after Lou Bondi used the ” off the record” phrase when making a question. That was my impression , anyway.
Sentejn ohra nghidu “Kemm konna ahjar meta konna aghar”
It is said that Anglu is lined up for Minister of Foreign Affairs.
That might explain his late night/early morning developing links with the Philippines and Canada – sakemm Godfrey Pirotta dahallu f’ghalqa jipprova jimpressjona lil-Lolita billi kitbilha bil-Franciz -u Lolita tant hi midhla tal-Canada li l-kitba bil-Franciz hasbitu li huwa Malti.
The name Lolita Pusang has red lights flashing all over – cwiec.
Cwiec kemm trid, imma wiehed LLD Cum Laude, u l-iehor Professor.
Ibki, Malta.
Ikbi Malta.
Yesterday Anglu said that in Malta there are 87,000 living below the poverty line. I don’t know from where they get these figures.
Wherever you go, restaurants are packed with people eating. Coffee mornings, bingo, casino, false nails and more and more.
He ‘s not poor for sure. He is doing very well: he turned his garden in apartments, knocked down half his house , and he built another one for his daughter. It’s a good thing he didn’t stay on a police wage. He did very well under the PN. He is not starving for sure.
His best of best was when he said that Gonzi now is making a “TAKS Force”.
I counted 17 Off de rekorts.
X’nirbah jekk naqta? Sett borom waterless ghandi bzonn.
Il-borom waterless dawk li konna nipprotestaw bihom fil-Belt Valletta fis-70s u 80s ghax ma kienx hawn ilma fil-vit?
irrangaghhieli daphne please. On the rekorts mhux Off de rekorts ridt nghid.
Trust me, Smart City does not come under Austin Gatt, said the used car salesman.
Painstakingly I tried to count the number of times Dr Farrugia said ‘on the record’ as this was a record time.
I wanted to record this event, wanted it to be on the record.
I wanted to record history in the making.
It is important to preserve and record such ‘on the record’ record in a permanent form.
This achievement is an academic record and should be recorded on the world’s best record.
This should go on record as being record-breaking.
2013 is near, should we laugh or should we cry?
Kev – izda inti qieghed komdu Brussels u tithallas minnhom/skuzi mit taxxi taghna bhala membri fil UE.