Guess who’s in Lourdes

Published: December 10, 2011 at 7:31pm

All he wants for Christmas

Noel Arrigo is currently in Lourdes. Apparently, there’s a cure for that, too.

All I need to hear now is that HuBastjan (the version in a cassock) is with him, after having testified in court in his defence that he’s a good man really because his life’s ambition was to take his family on a pilgrimage there.

Life in Malta gets more, not less, like a lurid Sicilian novel, or something written by Graham Greene about life in a central American country between the wars.




7 Comments Comment

  1. Hehe says:

    Hu Bastjan is abroad because he missed his Friday spot on TV.

  2. Bob says:

    From Maltastar:

    “…….Mr Pace after the collision allegedly got out of his car and started argumenting with the woman. The mobile Police squad arrived on the spot and arrested him.”

    [Daphne – ‘Argumenting’, from the Maltese ‘jargumenta’.]

  3. Allo Allo says:

    Unlucky lady, having a brush with The Brush.

  4. Paul Bonnici says:

    He should stay there.

  5. Marcus says:

    I’m surprised he didn’t join Silvio Parnis’ ‘pellegrinagg ghal Lourdess’ – the ones jammed-packed with nisa Laburisti.

  6. Pecksniff says:

    I think it’s pronounced “Lordes”.

    [Daphne – Doesn’t it depend on whether it’s Spanish or French?]

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