We can’t look at an elephant the same way again
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December 12, 2011 at 3:44pm
We were in a shop yesterday, choosing a figure of a pygmy elephant (I fell in love with it) to place among the canna lilies in the garden. You know, instead of a gnome.
Then I heard a disembodied voice behind me say: “Now all you need is a little figure of Anglu Farrugia to place on top.”
I began to look at the elephant with new eyes, but I still took it home.
If I get one of those gnomes for Christmas, I can always doll it up in a builder’s vest beneath a see-through polyester shirt, give it some blond highlights, shave off its facial hair, and stick it on the elephant.
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On the rekort, importanti li l-gnome li taghzel ma jkunx wiehed tekniku u li zzomm it-tuks receipts kollha biex kollox ikun on the rekort
Anglu reminds me of the former British deputy PM ‘two-jaguars’ champagne socialist John Prescott.
John Prescott could not construct a proper sentence.
Where are the elephant’s takskssksksksks?
Hey Reporter,
Think man. Dr.Gonzi had dire need for them in the Arriva saga.
Now I’ll never be able to look at a gnome in the same way. Spoilsport.
Take a close look at little Joey.
Whenever I look at this photo, I just cannot stop laughing. Anglu looks so uncomfortable on that elephant. You can tell from the expression on his face, that he only got on that beast for the sake of a photo. Imwerwer!
How did he get down?
The way alfred Sant did in 1998 – tisbita kbira l-isfel…