A major scoop on Franco Debono’s cock

Published: January 11, 2012 at 7:25am

Franco's cock (right) reacts to being told by another cock that its school report has been used to line the henhouse.

Imbasta hafna pozi, Franco Debono.

Illum bir-Rolex u l-Italian suit, u l-bierah bis-serduq tal-glied. U minn dejjem bniedem skifuz.

After reading this anecdote sent to me by one of his village contemporaries, I can understand why he’s so vulgar, crass, boastful and ta’ cacu.

I mean, a cock-fighter, for heaven’s sake. Is-serduq ta’ Franco l-Baggio (his nickname). Mur ghidlu, issa.

No wonder we haven’t seen him campaigning for tougher laws on animal cruelty.

So here’s the anecdote sent to me by email

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I’m sending you this story after I read about what happened on the schoolbus when Franco was younger and which with hindsight sets more light on today’s antics.

Mela meta konna hafna izghar kien hawn furja ghall-glied tas sriedak (don’t laugh so heartily, because that’s life in the village) u Franco kellu serduk prim. Igelldu ma’ ta’ min igelldu, ta’ Franco dejjem rebbieh u l-hena tieghu jara lis serduk tieghu ikisser u jfarrak is-serduk tal-avversarju, u dejjem jiftahar li ma’ tal-Baggio m’ hemmx cans.

Imma darba fettilu jgelled dan l-imbierek serduk ma’ ta’ wiehed jghidulu l-Brazz, li kellu serduk champion.

Malli bdiet il-glieda is-serduk tal-Brazz beda jtaptaplu il ta’ Baggio, u Franco inkredibbilment u ta’ haxxej li hu dahal f’nofs is-sriedak, hataf is-serduk tieghu u telaq jigri lejn id-dar.

Iss, kien jiehu pjacir tant jarah jirbah, ma hallaniex narawh jitlef. Minn dejjem hekk kien a sore loser. Dejjem li jirbah hu biss jghodd.

Illum with hindsight qed nifhem ghala kien ghamel hekk.




30 Comments Comment

  1. Rover says:

    The little prat never grew up.

  2. Kenneth Cassar says:

    Now that explains a lot.

  3. Gino says:

    Seriously was expecting a little bit more than facebook videos, copy past articles, and copy paste comments…..I was seriously expecting some perfect well constructed arguments countering those of Franco’s, but maybe he is right after all, and the only viable argument is that he’s insane…..Keep at it Daphne

    [Daphne – I’m not in the habit of arguing with the permanently or temporarily deranged. Perhaps you the sort of person who thinks that Norman Lowell ‘has a point’ and that we should tackle his issues constructively. Even cracked people are capable of saying the occasional sensible thing, Gino, but you have to take what they say in the context of who they are, what sort of problems they have, and why they’re doing it. Do you remember Jo Said in the last general election? I knew he was suffering from something mental because he used to ring me after midnight and even fought with my husband about his ‘right’ to speak to me at that time of night even if I didn’t want to. But to others, he was this ‘freedom fighter’ li kellu ragun, arguing against corruption. Then it turned out that he had been ‘boarded out’ of his job years ago because of his psychological problems which rendered him unfit to work.]

  4. Joe Borg says:

    Ara veru m’għandekx iktar xi tgħid u qed tkompli taqa fil-baxx.

    • Lol says:

      ezatt din injoranza ta DAPHNE CARUANA GALIZIA – kulhadd kapaci jippostja imma mux kulhadd kapaci jghid li andu jghid wicc ma wicc

      • lolacaust says:

        Caps lock does not make you sound more important. It only makes you look simple. If you have a point to make, make it using a logical argument.

        Thank you and good night.

  5. Jozef says:

    People don’t change, they just put on a persona.
    He cultivated it up to parliament.

    Che schifo.

  6. Daniel Vella says:

    Uzgur Franco ga kellu f’mohhu li jilhaq MP dak iz-zmien…..

  7. @Daphne says:

    Daphne is-sahhara ta wied ghafried

    Your time has come

    • M. Bormann says:

      What the f**k does that mean, “your time has come”?

      Do you think that just because Labour are going to be elected, anything is going to happen to Daphne?

      You are a perfect example of a stupid, ignorant Labour supporter from the time of Mintoff and KMB. We’re in the EU now, you miserable sod.

      She can continue to write all she wants when PL are in government, and nobody will stop her. These are not the 1980s anymore.

      • DarkSmoke says:

        Believe me M. Bormann, if you believe that because we are om the european union the politics don’t have the power anymore that they had in the time of mintof KMB and eddie, your totally stupid. If someone in goverment want to dispose of someone, they have hundred means to do it, and little to no means to get caught.

        I’m not saying that this stupid bitch will get taken care of once labour is elected, I’m just correcting you that it IS possible if they wanted it :)

        [Daphne – ‘This stupid bitch’. On my own website. Il-vera criecer, jahasra. No wonder THEY don’t think there’s anything wrong in answering your mobile phone during a one-to-one live television discussion.]

  8. Sowerberry says:

    If Franco Debono votes No on the Budget Measures Implementation Bill, it will mean that government will grind to a halt, with possibly no money to pay salaries, pensions, social security benefits, suppliers, contractors as it would not be able to raise funds through the issue of Treasury Bills and Government Bonds.

    It appears that Debono is hell-bent on causing as much damage as possible not to the PN but to the country as a whole through forcing an early election during 2012 when double dip recession and financial crisis will reach its peak.

    • Antoine Vella says:

      I’ve said it on other sites: I think the Budget Measures Implementation Bill will pass as otherwise everyone would blame Franco Debono (and the PL) for all the complications that would arise.

      Any anti-Debono sentiment at this point would automatically be translated into support for the PN and even the PL has seen this and will try to avoid it.

      This is how I interpret Joseph Muscat’s words that the Opposition will be taking a position that won’t be understood or approved by their supporters (he doesn’t have a high idea of the supporters, evidently).

      • Jozef says:

        So that’s why Marisa was unusually involved with JPO in a tit-for-tat on who should take responsibility and call a vote of confidence yesterday.

        But then she’s barely a paragon of loyalty and principle.

        Jeffrey couldn’t hold a slight grin as she worked herself up into a huff.

  9. george says:

    taghlem tkellem blingwa wahda -_-

  10. helen says:

    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
    Eating his Christmas pie,
    He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
    And said “What a good boy am I!”

  11. reuters says:

    Jekk il-PN jitlef l-elezzjoni in-Nazzjonalisti f’min iwahhlu ?

    Fi Franco Debono jew f’Daphne Caruana Galizia? Hmmm food for thought ;)

    [Daphne – It’s incredible the way support for the Labour Party is, except in cases of extreme family tradition, invariably linked to unsound judgement. If Franco had not been raised in a Nationalist family, he would have chosen Labour. All the signs are there.]

  12. Chris says:

    That’s Maltese news for you, from Manu’s “layered, uncut cock” to Franco’s “serduk prim”.

  13. Not Tonight says:

    Isn’t cock fighting illegal? The more we get to know of him, the darker the picture gets.

  14. c frendo says:

    Is the story about the Serduk true ? I can’t believe it.

    [Daphne – Yes, of course it is.]

  15. Ray Camilleri says:

    Vote for rubbish and get rubbish, but with a rubbish electorate what do you expect?

    The trick is to field candidates who appeal to different types of voters, even the crass and vulgar, then hope for the best.

  16. Angus Black says:

    Pulling his cock away when he was losing to another cock – hmm – that seems to be the pattern of behaviour here.

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