Jason Micallef joins up with LoveSexy
Going after the youth vote with LoveSexy Jason
The Labour Party’s television and broadcasting enterprise, One Productions Ltd, which is now interfered with by secretary-general emeritus Jason Micallef, has partnered up with festival promoter LoveSexy.
I got the news this morning from the Labour Party’s news website, Maltastar. You just HAVE TO read the story.
ONE PRODUCTION LTD PARTNERS WITH LOVESEXY FESTIVAL
ONE Productions Ltd has successfully partnered with Lovesexy to launch the 22nd edition Lovesexy festival which will be held at Bugibba Bay on June 3rd to mark the start of summer. This is a popular event of our island’s music calender.
Without any shadow of doubt, following last year’s feedback, this year’s Lovesexy will not be held at Armier Bay, but in a cleaner, cosier setting; with St. Paul’s Bay as the ideal backdrop for a panoramic sunset, a Blue Flag beach to tent and chill, two pools to refresh in the early afternoon whilst enjoying a well-decorated cocktail, four main arenas – house, techno, trance and chill – as well as an elevated VIP area that is set to put the Golden Globe’s red carpet treat to shame.
Bugibba Bay and Amazonia combined will provide the ideal set up for the 22nd edition of the LoveSexy Beach Festival will mark the unofficial beginning of summer 2012 on Sunday June 3rd.
Main Arena: Tomorrowland’s most wanted duo, Dmitry Vegas and Like Mike have chosen this festival to be part of their official tour. The House Main Arena will also feature an international artist from Italy on Hang, who will attend the event together with a team of 200 clubbers from Sweden.
Ethnic Market: An ethnic market and an international cuisine restaurant will also be set up to embellish the whole of Bugibba Bay.
Re-live the nostalgia of the 1960s and 1970s with actual fire-jugglers and a line-up of VW campers, gypsy-style that will create a flower-power ambience, giving patrons the time to chill out in this 13-hour long festival. Some of these groovy VW kombi vans have been around since the 1950s, with changes to the shape in the 1960s and early 1970s.
The campers might all look the same but we suggest you take some time to have a closer look and you may notice many differences – no two campers are the same, plus they will sure put a smile on your face with their cheerful character! Furthermore, stalls will be selling a variety of ethnic crafts, jewellery and musical instruments from India, Africa, Argentina and Asia, all provided by local travellers.
If camping is your thing, we’ve obtained the necessary police permits for you to set up your tent on the beach at no extra charge.
If you hate parking and love boat parties, then hush up or you’ll jinx it, holy mackerel, give your mom a kiss, get a load of this! Two wooden boats will depart Sliema Ferry at 17:00hrs sharp, heading straight to LoveSexy.
Hosted by Club 22 and The Palace resident promoters, the Platuinum VIP area will truly stand out this time around, with an elevated VIP, comfortable beach sofas, a bar selling premium brands, a welcome goodie bag with valuable stuff in it, ice creams, cigars and finger food in abundance, and reserved parking space.
No to cheap, undignified hot dogs or burgers, please! We want you, the party-goer, to leave this festival on a good note, serving you with some great quality food. We’ve decided to engage one of the finest chef-patrons to provide the best catering one can imagine. Serving an extensive selection of finger food at the VIP, we’ll be dishing great tasting food at great prices.
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‘No to cheap, undignified hot dogs or burgers’ – but apparently, a big yes to cheap, undignified paying customers.
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“with St. Paul’s Bay as the ideal backdrop for a panoramic sunset, a Blue Flag beach to tent and chill, two pools to refresh in the early afternoon whilst enjoying a well-decorated cocktail, four main arenas – house,TECHNO, trance and chill”
After the LGBT and the Stricklendjani, they are now targeting the likes of H.P. Baxxter.
VW combis?
In my neck of the ‘bush,’ we call them shaggin waggins.
Two diametrically opposed products offered to the same audience, and not because of their nature, but due the way they’re being marketed.
Hippies and cigar rooms. It could be brilliant, trust them however, to think that cigars and ethnic food don’t mix.
And even more miserable, that people who smoke cigars shouldn’t be exposed to VWs.
This is manna for anyone whio wants to understand Joseph’s bipolar disorder of a party.
Maybe Jason Micallef thought he was partnering with Prince, the original LoveSexy?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Prince-lovesexy.jpg
“music calendEr”
Immorru?
YES!!!! All Malta’s coming. Are you?
[Daphne – Who is ‘all Malta’? I’m curious.]
http://www.facebook.com/lovesexyevents
Check thie images and videos in this FB page, Daphne.
[Daphne – Ah, I see. You think that’s ‘all Malta’. But my dear, I see nobody I know, not even by sight, across three or four generations. So clearly, it’s only a part of Malta, the Chav Nation part, as evidenced by the people in the pictures, who have also brought along some Chavs of Other Nations. It looks like the Trade Fair in lycra and sunglasses, on the beach. But then what would I expect of an event that partners up with the Labour Party. Enjoy it. I must say it looks really banging, what with all those ‘Look At Me I’m Having So Much Fun Pulling Whacky Faces’ try-hards. But don’t fret. Every generation has them. In my time, they went to Styx and Stownes and Raffles, while we went to Club 47 and Ta’ Gianpula, which was nothing like it is today, just in case you’re wondering whether I’ve lost my mind.]
Why don’t you ask Jason for a complimentary ticket? With all this exposure I’m sure he won’t mind :) Anyways, I was there last year and the VIP has a really good crowd. ‘One’ is doing their recording. The same station also did the recording and post production for Bay Awards last year.
[Daphne – Sigh. No. 1. ‘The VIP’ of a LoveSexy beach festival is no place for people in their late 40s with children in their mid/late 20s, even if you have been given a different idea by the Sad Crowd of Life’s Losers (no names mentioned here). 2. I suspect that your good crowd is not my good crowd, but that’s OK. 3. Even at the appropriate age (18 to late 20s), I wouldn’t have gone, because from I can see of the pictures, it’s the 2012 version of the 1985 Styx, Stownes and Raffles crowd, just in better clothes and hair. So no thanks. But don’t get so uptight about it: different folks, different strokes, as they say.]
Oh! So you can access the images on the Facebook link that I gave you? Didn’t you say that you don’t have Facebook and that usually your friends forward you all the images?
and what’s wrong with Gianpula today? so-called Sliema crowds go to both LoveSexy and Gianpula.
[Daphne – Sometimes I think I’ll go straight to heaven because dealing with some comments is like doing penance. Sandrine, I do not need to ‘access the images on Facebook’ myself in order to see them. As for what’s wrong with Gianpula today – let’s say different, not wrong – I can’t be bothered to explain. It will only get your back up, anyway, so let’s drop the subject.]
From my friends’ FB walls I noticed that quite a few promoters from university are actually promoting LS. Quite a few ring leaders from so-called Sliema crowds are on board too. And aren’t you promoting LS too with this blog? Probably more people read the press release through your blog than any other website.
[Daphne – If you are one of the promoters, seeing as you feel so heavily involved, just say so. But I really think you need to drop the subject now.]
Sure. You will find me in the House Main Arena. It will be easy to spot me among the blond Scandinavians.
Which Scandinavians? You mean like the crowd at Nordic Bar, whose sales pitch promises a sea of Aryan crumpet, when the northernmost point in the gene pool is Mellieha?
I am talking about the Swede clubbers, Baxxter. 200 of them.
Oh well. 200 of them won’t make up for my 20 missing inches of height. Enjoy yourself, ciccio.
Does the welcome goodie bag with valuable stuff in it include condoms?
One lovsexy.
Two wooden boats.
What’s three? blind mice?
This is unbelievable. Having this kind of activity in St Paul’s Bay will make life unbearable to the people who live there.
How did they get permission?
[Daphne – Maybe it’s because One Productions is the government in waiting.]
Amazonia’s noise pollution can be heard as far off as the police station. Imagine the blaring noise this event will be transmitting. This is a crazy decision.
Again, unbelievable. I happen to be passing from Bugibba Square on Sunday afternoon or whenever a particular pub in this same square decides to organise a party, and the noise is unbearble, traffic is chaotic, no police in sight.
I was having a walk there this morning and was wondering why a large hole is being dug next to the sandy beach. Now I know why, probably preparing to help out for the activity. When are the residents going to be considered as residents and not just as numbers?
This kind of activity should be organised somewhere else and not in the heart of Bugibba. Or are some organisors given preferential treatment.
Do you reckon they’d have gotten a permit if Labour didn’t win the St Pauls’ Bay Local Council?
“Without any shadow of doubt, following last year’s feedback, this year’s Lovesexy will not be held at Armier Bay, but in a cleaner, cosier setting; with St. Paul’s Bay as the ideal backdrop for a panoramic sunset, a Blue Flag beach to tent and chill, two pools to refresh in the early afternoon whilst enjoying a well-decorated cocktail…”
You wouldn’t have said that St. Paul’s Bay is such a clean, cosy and ideal setting for One’s LoveSechsy during Labour’s campaign for the St. Paul’s local council, which was conducted through systematic political attacks by One on the Mayor of St. Paul’s.
Starship enterprise meets the Borg…we are one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZEJ4OJTgg8
Lovesexy! Can’t believe this party has been going on since 1991. was there last year, loved the crowd. It’s the first beach party of the year.
Please do say hi to JPO then, preferably before he ends up in the tofu section.
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if it’s a girl, how about Sandrine? It’s French.
Ross: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.
– Friends
Sandrine, just for you to know Lovesexy party of last year had different promoters. The promotion was sold to someone else now. The beach party of last year at Armier Bay is still going to happen on the 27th May………
“Hosted by Club 22 and The Palace resident promoters, the Platuinum VIP area will truly stand out this time around”
What is a Platuinum VIP area?
Are these people for real?
[Daphne – Somewhere for Botox Jeff to have his drinks spiked so that he can be ejected by security.]
Looking forward to this event as I do every year. Some great fun in a safe and well organized setting. I am so happy to see that they have moved to a new venue as last years Armier was not the best of places…..
All in the name of fun!!!!!
Well done guys and I look forward to it
Dan, just for you to know Lovesexy party of last year had different promoters. The promotion was sold to someone else now. The beach party of last year at Armier Bay is still going to happen on the 27th May………
This event is going to change our world as we know it.
How Joseph Muscat is going to manage to turn Bugibba Bay to face West, or make our planet reverse its spin, remains to be seen.
Perhaps this is what they meant when they said that Joseph will create a “terremot” in politics.
Damn, damn, damn! I used to enjoy my sunsets from Dingli and Dwejra.
The East is red.
… thus offering “an ideal backdrop for panoramic sunsets”.
Malta spamming the world, (see image first on the list lovesexy 2012):
http://lifehacker.com/5893512/sparrow-for-iphone-features-intuitive-swipe-control-smart-contact-lists-and-more
I wonder how much entrance and/or food is going to cost. After all people have no extra money to spend after the high cost of electicity, fuel, living expenses, and more due to Gonzipn.
What’s ludicrous is how the Labour Party intends to organise an event with a VIP area restricting access to those who don’t intend to forego the ignominity of a hotdog, or, and this is where the logic becomes garbled beyond comprehension, ethnic cuisine.
The piece seems to have been written by two different individuals, do I take it there’s some major compromise going on?
Now, take this sort of contradiction up a notch, say, policy, and you’ll see what confusion a Labour government could be capable of. If they have to partner an event, the form of content HAS to be coherent with what values they would like to represent.
Obviously not. Idiots.
They must have run a spell check on this email….once bitten, twice shy!
But dear Jason, music calender ?
Calender: The calender is a series of hard pressure rollers used to form or smooth a sheet of material.
Calendar: A calendar is a system of organizing days for social, religious, commercial, or administrative purposes.
Please note that Spell Checking, doesn’t solve the fact that you don’t know how to write.
‘If you hate parking and love boat parties, then hush up or you’ll jinx it, holy mackerel, give your mom a kiss, get a load of this!’
I don’t get it