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March 28, 2012 at 1:00am
Posted by H. P. Baxxter yesterday:
Id-DEFNIL, 2025 edition:
Sheyzan kien ihobb wisq jiccetja onlajn ma’ Breydon. Il-Hadd filghodu kienu jmorru l-harga mas-Soup tal-Muzew f’xi parkink imwarrab, fejn kienu jghaddu saghtejn jirrejsjaw l-Escort bluna tal-kugin Delpiero.
Xi kultant, Jetaime, oht Delpiero, li kien fiha daqqa sewwa u tridu, kienet taqbez taqbza sa hdejhom u flimkien kienu jghaddu siegha buzz al alla.
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Dik l-Escort kienet il-mimmi t’ghajnejn Delpiero, b’dawk id-dadi tas-suf imdendlin mal-mera, u s-sits miksijin lejawpard print. Kien nefaq gidu dwal u sawnd sistim tisimaw minn Sqallija.
“Ostra men,” kin ihobb jajd, “tejt issa namel sena nirdaghla demmha imbad insib xi monglu u nwikkihielu.”
Id-denfil ghadu jintuza fl-iskejjel Maltin?
Mistoqsija pertinenti. Ghal xi zmien kien qed jissemma il-makku.
Le. Issa hawn hafna kotba ferm ghar mid-Denfil.
Mela Sheyzan mhux isem ta’ tifla jew? Hawwadni ha nifhmek…
Hahaha,
fantastic Baxxter. That really cracked me up!
Id-DEFNIL, 2025 edition.
Was this intended, or was it just a Freudian slip?
Why? What will happen in 2025?
The book’s name is morphing to DEFNIL. Defni will be taking over its publication.
Ah, I didn’t notice it was spelled DEFNIL. I thought the question referred to the year.
Fully intended, and it is a double-pronged pun. A pun on “Defni” and a whimsical vision of things to come, when the spelling for “Delfin” will have been changed, yet again, by the Akkademja,
U LOL kemm kienu jiehdu megabuzz jememesjaw ir-ritrattti bil- mowbajl lil friends u japlowdjawom fuq il fejsbuk.
It-“tratti” kienu japplowdjawhom permezz tal-fri internett waj faj li kien wahhal il-kunsill lokali Laburista f’dik iz-zona imwarrba.
Xi kultant kienu anke jittwitjaw permezz ta’ Twitter, l-ghasfur li ha sehem f’xi reklami televizivi ma’ Delpiero.
Ftit li xejn kienu jintebhu li waqt li il-hgieg tal-Escort kien ikun qed jittappan, mil-hgiega ta’ wara is-sindku tal-lokal, Nuxellinu, kien ikun qed josservahom permezz tal-CCTV cameras li kien ghadu kif wahhal il-kunsill lokali Laburista f’dik iz-zona imwarrba.
… wara li jkunu spiccaw jilghabu gejm fuq il-plejstejxin.
I got a frajt der 4 a mowment. I towt dis was through be4 I ek-chewly red it was de 2025 edd-ixxin of Denfil. Tenks HP for the morning l-afterr. I howpp u heff a lovlee day … u 2 Deaf-knee
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20120327/local/franco-debono-calls-for-police-pensions-reform-and-suggests-solutions-to-bird-trapping-controversy.413022
Our Franco has a solution for everything and everybody. How about proposing as president of the World Bank ?
The word stjar in the heading reminds me of those Maltese who pronunce my name Claire as Cljer.
There would be no tal-Muzew by then.
Don’t bet on it.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/mar/27/tv-review-mad-men
Good job Baxxter ma semmejtx lil Jamie Oliver, ghax kienet tohrog ghalik gas mal-pjanca in-nanna tieghu.
I was going to point out that it was an aunt who felt insulted by the criticism levelled at unfortunate names, but then I remembered that ‘neputi’ can be a grandchild as well as a nephew.
Was it always like this though? I always thought that grandchildren were ‘it-tfal tat-tfal’ with specific names, such as it-tifel tat-tifla or it-tifel tat-tifel. Ghandi hafna neputijiet imma m’ghandix tfal tat-tfal ghalissa.
Ten out of ten, Baxxter, dahhaqtni wahda dalghodu.
Awesome :))))))
Fil-wikend li ghadda iltaqghu ma’ Franco l-bekbencer mhedi jittreppja l-ghasafar u qaghdu jiccettjaw fuq kif il-wejstserv tista’ tghin il-berdlajf tibbridja il-kokka barn. Kollu tort ta’ Arsisi.
Hilarious, and I don’t mean the story. But sadly it can all come true.
Liban and Cleavage
Liban likes Cleavage.
Cleavage likes Liban.
Liban and Cleavage are playing.
‘OMG’, says Liban.
‘LOL’, says Cleavage.
“Star comment/Kumment stilla/Stjar koment”
Kumment tal-ostra.
This is just street talk, why don’t you publish a poem by Oliver Friġġieri.
Yawwwwnnn. Nah, dont think so.
Min jaf x’naqa’ ta’ biver helu ghandha Jetaime.
Baxxter, nahseb ma XULXIN kienu jghaddu siegha al alla.
La Ghawdxija isbah hoj.
Ridt inhalliha bil-U-12 rating, ghax taf int, it-tfal ma jmorrux seks partisss.
Back to the future
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl2YHJV3luU
I’m more worried about the Escort still being around in 2025.
Won’t we all be driving Aston Martin’s 2025 Concept Car by then ?
http://www.justthebuzz.com/photo-collection/aston-martin-year-2025-concepts/
Hahaha.
Absolutely brilliant!
Jahasra, Baxxter. Hallejt il-Shanel u l-Sherisienne barra. Issa jiehdu ghalihom, ta..
Darba kont naf tfajla jisimha Chanelle. Kont ghedtilha “Chanel! La classe!” Reazzjoni ta’ xejn. Forsi ahjar ghedtilha li “fiha daqqa”.
But who would want to call his offspring Liban? As far as I know it is the French equivalent of Lebanon. The only name that is similar to it is the Biblican Laban, who , I believe, was the name of the father-in-law of Jacob.