Big, fat, old, married or ‘saparated’, now is your chance to shine: CHANS GHAL KULHADD LOL HEHEHE :)

Published: April 3, 2012 at 10:27pm

Posted by ‘Gaffiero Ivan’ (because we’re still at school on roll-call, taf int) of Gaffiero Productons, on his Facebook page:

Hekk int-tfajla jew guvni jew mara mizzewga jew saparata, jew mara ta figura qawwija jew ragel ta aktar min 30 sena, int xorta tista tiehu sehem maghna. GAFFIERO PRODUCTIONS hija hawn niex toffri opportunita lil-kulhadd. Mela jibat inbox msg u tircievi aktar dettalji ghal konkorsi li gejjin F’APRIL, MEJJU U GUNJU.




15 Comments Comment

  1. Allo Allo says:

    The criteria is a bit restrictive with all the ‘ors’. Would you be eligible if you are big, fat, old AND hairy?

  2. David II says:

    Ivan Gaffiero’s productions are the epitome of hamallagni.

  3. ciccio says:

    Aww Daffni, jiena Shayzanne, divorzjata. Kemm hi najjs dik il-pikk taz-zeffiena ta’ Gaffiero.
    Jiena qandi figura naqa qawwija, LOL, ghax jiena kelli tlett itfal, Kazon, Cleavage u Delpiero – dak li ghandu l-eskort u gharus lil-Jetaime, u li siehbek Bakkster qaghad jighd bih fuq dan il-blokkk.
    Tghid Gaffero Ivan isibli post ghax dak issoltu jaghti cens lil-kulhatt ;)
    Il-bojfrent il-gdid tieghi, Liban, ukoll jixtieq jigi. LOL.
    HeHe. HeHe. He.He. :)

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Aww Deffni jien Sheyrazyelle it tfajla ta’ Baxxter ed nithol min gol laptop tijaw ax halih mifuth.:) ed tajt dik il qahba Shayzanne li dak sihbek mux veru ta hi Baxxie tijej
      min jaf kem tixiq andek guvni sabieh bhalu a kera kompli ejr u kk tiprova tmissuli nibatek mater dejn naqlelek xrek mil basla
      halliuhli ok!!!!!!11!!!!!! u qas kiku jien byofrent insib kem irrid hi ax tfajla fuq tijej u andi gismi sexy ;) hi u naf nati sweet luvin ;) mux lil Baxxter tiejej biss imma l min irrid LOL Hahaha inharaq fdemmek haha haha hehe
      Baxxter tijej 4ever hi!!!! :)

      [Daphne – Apparently, it should be ‘hehehehehe’ not ‘hahahahaha’.]

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Dafni hi tahseb int biss pepe. jin ma Baxxter dak hi class LOL naf nejd hahaha

      • dudu says:

        Isma Sheyrazyelle mandekx ghax toqod titfettah b’ Baxxter tiek ghax l-ahhar darba li rajtu kien jinnamra ma Nedved hu Chanelle :(((.. jiddispjacini qed najdlek aw …. min fej taplika gaffiero hi

      • mattie says:

        Verissimu. Il-hamalli hehehehehehe jghidu.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Nedved ahjar tara xtamel int ax kulhad rak tintreda ma Shumaker-Jo u Zeydraq fuq il box waqt Clay C mux billi hadt sem fil Mr Pecs ta Gafiero hehehe LOL xorta jin irbaht hehehe u Sherayzia ma riditx taf bik int alek mahruq LOL

      • ciccio says:

        Aw Shayrazyelle, jien Shayzanne, ergajt. Isma hi, toqodx tighid li jien ahba ax namillek il-bell fil-qorti.

        U ghid lil Baxxie tieghek biex ma joqotx ihalli dak il-leptopp miftuh ghax jidhollu xi hadd fuq il-HARD drive u johodlu dawk ir-ritratti kompromettenti li ghandu. Ma jmurx jispiccaw f’xi envelowp kannella quddiem l-Ispijker tal-kamra tad-debuttanti. Jew jibatuhomlu lil-emplojer tieghu u lil shabu tax-xol, kif issemma dan l-ahhar wara l-bibien maghluqa tal-Qorti.

        Hehehehehehe. (Jien hehehehehe nghid, ghax jien tal-hejj kless, bhal Joseph).

  4. Alex says:

    My God almighty! Check out “L-omm ideali contest 2011”.

    [Daphne – Scary, but tsk tsk tsk. Been there, done that. http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/l-omm-idejali/ ]

  5. Kenneth Cassar says:

    I didn’t know that anyone else excluded the “saparati”.

  6. BC says:

    “Cans”. Awkward when coming from the one who describes herself as Mrs.Bilingual.

    [Daphne – I did that deliberately, BC, because I didn’t want people like you, you read syllable by syllable (trained in Maltese) rather than by word recognition (trained in English) to think I was talking about tin cans. And you know I have a moral objection to dots and crosses and will avoid them wherever possible.]

  7. mattie says:

    Mill-kummenti tahseb li qishom xi ‘Dating Agency’.

  8. Cokky van Roetman says:

    Velladebono! Really?

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