Is Joseph Muscat handing out hallucinogens in his Maltastar newsroom?
Joseph Muscat briefs hia excellent team of striped explorers before their descent into the world beneath the Hypogeum, to canvas for votes from white-haired humanoids.
The Maltastar ‘tim’ – we don’t know who they are because it’s a news site without by-lines – are hilariously inept. But this Easter Sunday upload is a prize-winner. They have truly outdone themselves.
And it goes without saying that the entire thing is plagiarised: from a comment posted by somebody calling himself Transcendental Stallion, on an internet forum, in August 2009.
PATHETIC.
Maltastar – MALTA CAVE AND MISSING CHILDREN
Sunday, 08 Apr 2012, 22:55
Tradition holds that before the British government sealed up several tunnels, one could walk from one end of Malta to the other underground.
One of the labyrinths, discovered by excavators, is the Hypogeum of Hal Saflieni, in which excavators discovered the bones of over 33,000 people who had been sacrificed by an ancient pagan neolithic cult.
National Geographic, Aug. 1940 issue, told of several school children who had disappeared without a trace in the Hypogeum.
British embassy worker Miss Lois Jessup convinced a guide to allow her to explore a 3-ft. square “burial chamber” next to the floor of the lowest room in the last [3rd] sub-level of the catacombs.
He reluctantly agreed and she crawled through the passage until emerging on a cavern ledge overlooking a deep chasm. In total shock she saw a procession of TALL humanoids with white hair covering their bodies walking along another ledge about 50 feet down on the opposite wall of the chasm.
Sensing her they collectively lifted their palms in her direction at which a strong “wind” began to blow through the cavern and something big, “slippery and wet” moved past her before she left in terror to the lower room, where the guide gave her a “knowing” look.
Later she returned after the 30 school children and their teacher[s] had disappeared in the same passage that she had explored, only to find a new guide who denied any knowledge of the former guides’ employment there.
She heard reports however that after the last child had passed through the “burial chamber” and out onto the ledge, a “cave-in” collapsed the burial chamber and the rope connecting them to the lower chamber was later found to be “cut clean”.
Grieving Mothers of several of the children swore that for a week or more following the disappearance they could hear theirchildren crying and screaming “as if from underground”.
Other sources state that an underground connection exists or did exist between Malta and reaches hundreds of miles and intersects the catacombs below the hill Vaticanus in Rome.
source: THE REALITY OF THE CAVERN WORLD, by Riley Crabb; Commander X; NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC magazine, Aug. 1940
“The truth is out there……but are we willing to accept it when we find it?”
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Oh, and I should have added that the Maltastar ‘tim’ illustrated their report with what they think is the Hypogeum.
Another thing I forgot to mention earlier: this report is subtitled UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES. Clearly, they haven’t yet worked out that if it’s explained, then it’s not a mystery.
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This is where the intrepid reporters at Maltastar got their story:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=81990
And this is the Maltastar report. Be sure to read the comments:
http://www.maltastar.com/dart/20120408-malta-cave-and-missing-children
The grammar at Malta star is incredible:
‘Enemalta’s top management knows how extensive this tampering is and they have been bought the equipment that is being used to test the tampering for themselves.’
and
‘Unexpained Mysteries’
and
‘Labour Spokesman for the Economy Charles Mangion said that while the gas and fuel price increases mean more suffering and problems for families and businesses. Government is raking in more money from the taxes imposed on these energy products.’
“British embassy worker Miss Lois Jessup…”
Just the name for a redneck inhabitant of an US trailer park.
The mystery would be the whereabouts of the stubby humanoid with orange hair.
The mystery would be the whereabouts of the orange hair of the stubby humanoid.
The real unexplained mystery is why all who work at Malta Star seem to be idiots.
The explanation surely is that birds of a feather flock together
Nejxus tal-Ola should go and have a look through those underground passages. Those TALL white hairy humanoids might need some body-hair removal and chest waxing.
I think it missed the slot for publication Sunday before the last. Rather than putting it aside until next year some bright star saw fit to slot it in the next Sunday.
Wara kollox gimgha l-hawn u gimgha l’hemm x’differenza tista’ taghmel.
in the picture you HIA instead of HIS.
Dont read maltastar too much it will take any sense of spelling and grammar away from you. Maybe it’s part of their cunning plan to turn you into the new mittleklass.
http://www.maltastar.com/dart/20120410-are-we-becoming-nation-of-copycats
L-isbah li Karl GARTH Griscti belaghha!
Clint’s comment is the best on the website.