Spend EUR240 with the Labour mayor of Zurrieq and he’ll give you a free face
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April 12, 2012 at 6:53pm
Natius Farrugia, the – how shall I put this? – exuberant Labour mayor of Zurrieq has some very interesting special offers on at his Natius Ola salon right there in his village kingdom.
If you spend Eur240 getting your legs, pudenda and underarms waxed (I assume this one is for women, though we can’t be sure), then you get a free face.
If you spend Eur180 getting your back and shoulders waxed (I assume this one is for men, though we can’t be sure), then you get a free neck, cheeks and ears.
Isn’t that amazing?
But his constituents have some very important political questions for him on his Natius Ola Facebook page.
Charlene Galea
Hi do you do eyelash extensions? what is the price please?
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Excuse my stupidity, but what the hell is “pudenda”.
Do you know, Baxxter?
[Daphne – Silvio, you’re using a computer right now. Google it. Not ‘search images’, though.]
Thanks, Daphne, found it.
Nothing anywhere near to Christmas pudding.
Perhaps it’s a type of pudding.
Silvio, people like you shouldn’t be allowed near the internet.
Silvio is a case of “the proof of the pudenda is in the eating.”
Hence my offer below.
No, no, dear Baxxter, it is now thanks to the internet that I know what it means.
I am now trying to find out, naturally on the internet, whether it can be used when addressing people and so on.
Silvio il-Pudenda. This is how nicknames originate.
How does it occur to a man to set up business by opening a waxing salon?
Perhaps I’m being sexist but I always thought of beauticians (waxers?) as women. I mean, it must be a little embarrassing for a woman to be have her bikini line waxed by a man, unless he employs other women to do it, that is.
He is the employer and the salons are run by his staff.
In his Qormi salon the beatucians are women and the hairdressers are mixed.
Joseph’s back.
He opened the press conference (next to the Tritons’ fountain) promising to reduce energy tariffs, criticising government policy.
He concluded the press conference voicing his approval for government’s decision to shop around for the cheapest fuel to control energy tariffs.
Oh yes.
Then Jesmond Mugliett should be the first customer for a “free face”. One News reported him criticising the roads ministry.
Shall we once again release the scandal of the Regional Road bridge, his conflict if interest in that project, and the falsified documentation regarding the tension cables, which happened under his watch as minister.
Veru bla misthija, Jesmond – go to Natius for a free face offer.
Jien nahseb li Joseph l-Underarms u l-bikini tal-80 Euro ghazel, ghax nehhewlu l-goatie (upperlips and chin).
not as bad as a leaflet of ‘Chris Fearne it tabib tat tfal’ – what a joke
not strictly related….photo of an activity hosted by il-Ministru tas-sawt https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3650660746204&set=a.1136588335965.2021898.1265051242&type=1&ref=nf
I don’t see the party structured to cater for an internal dialogue between the divergent targets. Joseph’s inexperience and lack of policy won’t help, considering it is best shared and agreed to.
He should really look into this aspect. If he’s considering the soft power approach, he needs guidelines devised to coordinate, regulate and insulate him from unjustified expectations.
Silvio’s loyalty will be put to the test the day those in the picture vote ‘their’ government in.
The party faithful are still waving and wearing their beloved red, I see.
I’m sorry, but I can’t hold in the joke any longer.
Baxxter’s beauty salon – free tongue.
Truly a man for all seasons.
The last time I tried a butterfly kiss spiccajt hadtu f’ghajni.
Well, for that price I expect a free face.
I guess Labour can now stop complaining about the price of gas if people are now able to pay 240 euro for waxing?
Quote: “proset il-laser vera jahdem ax 2 rajt id differenza”.
Bongu lajf, il-laser ilu hawn mas-sbatax-il sena. Kieku ma jahdimx ilhom li waqfuh l-awtoritajiet tas-sahha.
This is a laser treatment and not waxing advertised on Facebook.
What do the health authorities think about laser treatments done in a normal beauty salon by a beautician?
Around 10 years ago these treatments were only available in professional clinics and practised by dermatologists.
Mmmm. Could it have been Natius who did the laser treatment on the pudenda of the pornstar in the porn movie which was filmed at the old Labour HQ, il-Macina? Was she from the same electoral district as Natius? I recall her pudenda was the size of a pizza.
[Daphne – Bit of a waste, when all she gave birth to was a real titch whose camera is bigger than he is.]
U mela ma kontx issib il-laser treatments fi zmien Mintoff?
Imbasta naghfsu l-‘Like’
Daphne please do not assume. Men can do ‘back, sack and crack’ and it’s excruciating, or so I’m told.
Did it ever occur to you that Natius Ola might have professionals working for a business he owns?!? DAHHHHHHH!