CAPTION COMPETITION

Published: May 25, 2012 at 12:36am

Please try not to be too crass. The best one wins a ticket to Silvio Parnis’s Harga Ghall-Irgiel/Dawra Mal-Portijiet. If you’re a woman, you can give it to your husband, father, brother or boyfriend.

Or paint it brown and call it Desserta.

OK, Joe...now if you'd please just bend over a little way...




38 Comments Comment

  1. Dave says:

    “And I, Will Always Love You”

  2. Allo Allo says:

    Ejja ha nhokklok dahrek ginger, imbaghad…

  3. Edward Caruana Galizia says:

    Is that what they called it when they saved it on their computer?

  4. P.Zammit says:

    Ghidli ibni …..

  5. Harry Purdie says:

    Tweedledee and Tweedledum. (don’t wanna win)

  6. Matt P. says:

    Muscat, allura it-top students at San Alwigi jibqghu jilbsu l-ingravata tal-iskola sakemm ikollhom erbghin sena?

  7. Taks Fors says:

    Flimkien Kollox Possibli

  8. Taks Fors says:

    Isma Joseph……..tibqax tilbes ingravajjet homor issa ta

  9. Taks Fors says:

    Fuq il-muzika tal-innu tal-Labour:

    Joseph: Zulli minn nofs, ghamilli l-wisgha
    Cuschieri: Imbasta jekk titbaxxa ftit
    Joseph: Iva nhallik jekk tmur l-Ewropa
    Cuschieri: Imbasta ma taqlax inkwiet

  10. MMuscat says:

    “Will you tug mine? Charles J. Buttigieg says it’s a good way of showing affection.”

  11. Min Weber says:

    Cuschieri was given a room at Mile End, with a computer – but he never did anything apart from whining about how he ended up as the fall guy.

  12. Riff Raff says:

    “it opens the doors to all manner of abuse”.

    [Daphne – The prize caption so far.]

  13. P Shaw says:

    I wonder what level of incompetency each one of these morons reached.

    The Peter Principle definitely applies to both of them.

    http://www-siepr.stanford.edu/Papers/pdf/00-04.pdf

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle

  14. A. Charles says:

    Ghamlitli tajjeb dik il-bikja. (Cuschieri)

  15. silvio says:

    “This won’t hurt.”

  16. Frankie Narcono says:

    Great leader I love you, but next time wear a blue tie.

  17. Lupin says:

    Tlift il-programm elettorali m’intix tarah x’imkien hux?

  18. maryanne says:

    The underdog and the (sacrificial) lamb.

  19. Joe Micallef says:

    Whilst watching this

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/9288953/Brawl-erupts-in-Ukraine-parliament-over-Russian-language-bill.html

    Muscat: Those were the days of our formidable leader
    Cuschieri: Ah sure but because of you I may not be able to participate.

  20. All aboard says:

    “Was it good for you too?”

    [Daphne – Yes, the winner so far.]

  21. me says:

    Dumb and dumber.

  22. Joe Lebrun says:

    “I gave you mine, now please give me yours”

  23. tinnat says:

    Fakkarni ftit kif nitkellem minghajr teleprompter.

  24. Matt B says:

    “Le ta, ghadni konvint li ta’ Franco huwa l-ikbar wiehed.”

    [Daphne – Now I’m spoiled for choice.]

  25. marks says:

    Veru wahhaltlek wiehed kbir, imma jien inhobbok

  26. Paul Gauci says:

    “I did it my way!”

  27. Scoobs says:

    MMMM – ta’ Jason ikbar imma.

  28. Ivan says:

    ♪But when you touch me like this
    And you hold me like that
    I just have to admit
    That it’s all coming back to me ♪

  29. Anna says:

    This will only hurt a little bit.

  30. NotMaltastar says:

    “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

  31. The other hatter says:

    Issa Lil Din x’ser tghidilha?

  32. Xejn sew says:

    Shake your moneymaker

  33. Stephen says:

    JC “Hey look, batteries not included.”
    JM “I know, my wife has one just like it.”

  34. Edward Camilleri says:

    Is that a microphone, or are you just happy to see me?

  35. Plagarised says:

    I know this is an old post but I cant resist any longer,

    “So this is what you mean’t when you said Labour was always in the anals of history”

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