CAPTION COMPETITION – but no prizes
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May 29, 2012 at 11:02am
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‘Ghidli kemm nissikka..’
If I catch you eyeing Ronnie again, I’m gonna throttle you.
Not now, Joseph. You can grab my crotch later.
“Lil Kurt Calleja kont nissikalu l-ingravata s’hawnhekk”
Don’t forget to tie my shoe-laces
Lanqas jaf x’ghandi lest ghalih dan ir-ruffjan.
“Oh, I think I’ve just had a happy ending.”
Se nghamilielek mghawga apposta biex ma jharsux lejn il-qargha.
“Joseph, you never look into my eyes. Are you hiding something?”
Don’t forget to kiss me for good luck.
“…maybe if I pretend I am typing on my invisible keyboard, he MIGHT leave me alone…”
“Jekk ma thallinix nohrog bhala kandidat, nifgahk.”
Imma jien hafna ahjar min Cuschieri
L-anqas ingravata ma taf taghmel? Kif ser taghmel biex tmexxi pajjix, next year.
X’naqa decolleté ghandek..
Jason, ghandek iz-zipp miftuh.
Joe, issa la nkunu wehidna niddrittalek l-ingravata l-ohra.
Jason preparing Joseph for next year’s Eurovision Song Contest.
Jason: “If only I could pull with all my might and get away with it.”
“I’m sick of this. Tell my people to buy a bloody clip-on.”
Caption with background music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os8BqJl25kM
“Isa, you can do it, this is the night, Joseph.”
Joseph, you could have had me, not her.
“Jekk jitfacca JPO bil-press pass, ibda ibki u sabbat saqajk.”
Kos, ahjar ingiblek ftit powder ukoll, kemm sirt ghandek il-qargha tleqq.
JM: “Is that a ‘Seven Hundred and Forty Six Simple Steps to Win the Eurovision Song Contest’ book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
[Daphne – I trust you realise they are both ‘JM’.]
That’s right Joe, close your eyes and guess what colour tie I’ve put on you.
“If cameras were not rolling, I could throttle the bastard”!
If you wear a blueish tie properly, like this ara, some people might even believe you.
Tajba kienet l-idea li nahbi l-buttuna tat-teleprompter fl-ingravata halli ma tergax taqbad mieghi Dik Il-Blogger Ta’ Bla Isem.
Jason, people are watching.
‘Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under. I have not been taking your underwear home, putting it on in my bedroom and then parading up and down in front of the mirror going (running his hands over his body) ‘Oh, oh, oh, oh’. Three, two, one… You’re back in the room.’
Ve hef veys und ve hef means of making you shave the pubic hair from your chin.
Il-background mhux blu kif tridu, Joseph.
“There, now you’re perfect”
Jack of all trades: from chairman to stylist.
Kemm nixtieq qieghed imdawwar ma’ ghonqok bhal din l-ingravata.
FRIEND ZONE – keep telling yourself it’s better than nothing
Allerwieh Jason, wisq taf int mhux bhal Michelle…
“Tweghdni li la ssir Prim Ministru taghmilni Ministru responsabli ghal Ewrovixxin?”
Joe: “X’iz-zobb ktibtli hawn, qas naqrah ma nista.”
Jase: “Tibzaghx, ghadna t-teleprompter gej”
Joseph, I understand your ties better than Michelle does.
Xbajt nghidlek biex tahsel snienek, Jase.
x’kien mhux b’ingravata blue illum guz?
I’m sure you didn’t miss this. I have no idea what the article is about but I laughed my head off when I saw the picture. It would be great for a caption competition.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20120529/local/Government-appeasing-Gozo-Bishop-on-IVF-claims-pro-divorce-campaigner.421767
Here’s an idea for another kind of competition : suggest an appropriate collective noun.
e.g. for ‘Laburisti’ – a lanzit of Laburisti
Il Sogno.
“La nitighu ahna, x-xandir halliih f’idejja. Ghal-eurovixin nibghat lil Kurt and the Coconuts u nkaxkruhom.”
“Ghamiltlek l-ingassa kif thobbha Deffney. Kif taqbizlek kemm tigbed bis-sahha.”
“Ejja Joe ha tidher sabih ghall-Prime Minister for a Day!”
Are you sure Dom said it was OK to borrow his medal?
“Don’t move! I think I found your brain.”