Is Marlene really calling somebody else hysterical here?

Published: May 29, 2012 at 10:54am

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Here she is, having a fit on Facebook. Interestingly, she knows what Andrew Borg Cardona wrote without having read it. A less hysterical person than Bocca I have yet to meet. I read what he wrote and it is calmly sarcastic.

Marlene, on the other hand, is quite hysterical. You can actually hear her speak in that loud, shouty voice of hers when you read her rant below, gobbling her words.

Marlene Mizzi

I intend takining part ii the contest orignated by the greatest strategist the PN has ever seen, PBO, called ‘ Spend a day as Prime Minister’. We are informed that, the winner will be the one who makes the proposal that makes most sense . The prize is to spend a day WITH the PM, Dr Gonzi, presumably at Castille. My proposal is : during the one day I am PM, I will ask ‘my’ driver to take me to San Anton to meet the President…..er…. no not to have tea! . Tghid irebhuni?

Marlene Mizzi

I have just been informed that Bocca aka IMBeck aka Andrew Borg Cardona – whose blogs I do not bother to waste time on- has taken a shot at me and what I wrote about the dictatorship currently being enjoyed by the people of this land. Miskin, he did not like it! He sounds like a hysterical woman whose washing has not yet dried and its starting to rain – absolutely hysterical ! Get the poor chap some smelling salts. This bright legal eagle, (sic!) is also asking whether I know the meaning of the word ‘ literally’ , when I used it to say that in Malta with the right patron ‘’ one can literally get away with murder’’ . Of course, since I am a lejburista and so by definition, arjuranta and knows not the inglixx very well, Dr Borg Cardona is critisising my use of English idioms, missing out a very important detail which I will slap back in his face. Dr Borg Cardona, what you should have corrected , and what I should have said is that ” in Malta with the right patron one can get away with ATTEMPTED murder”. Better? Makes more sense, no? Surely more comments are frivolous and vexatious ! Perhaps now you can get more hysterical , offensive and vulgar ,as is your style and call me that word which” starts with L and ends with R” . Stick to telling, whoever bothers to read you, where you are stuffing your face next and…calm down, dear!




22 Comments Comment

  1. Jozef says:

    She still got it wrong anyway. Miaow.

  2. Plagarised says:

    If she doesn’t waste her time reading his blog, why bother replying in the first place ?

  3. Rita Camilleri says:

    If she doesnt read his blog, how does she know what he was on about?

  4. Ivan says:

    ‘…that word which” starts with L and ends with R”‘

    LaseR? LiaR? LoweR?

    • Antoine Vella says:

      Marlene Mizzi wrote that she would tell ‘her’ driver to take her to San Anton. Surely she meant her husband’s driver.

  5. Johann Camilleri says:

    “and knows not the inglixx very well,”

    Well, she got that right.

  6. Viva San Zanzan says:

    When Marlene really gets going, she sounds like a fishwife.

  7. Herbie says:

    It seems that despite not reading his column, she knows the set-up very well.

    She gives it all away when she tells him to stick to telling us where he stuffs his face.

  8. edgar says:

    Has Marlene had a bit of help with writing this, or has she just been more careful?

  9. Anthony says:

    Anyone who refers to Borg Cardona or his writings as “hysterical” needs help.

    Urgently.

  10. ciccio says:

    She needs to have her blood pressure checked.

    As for asking her driver to take her to San Anton, it’s not a good idea. They might think that the Early Leeching Centre has despatched one of their dolls to the wrong address with the wrong official car.

    • ciccio says:

      She needs to have her blood pressure checked.

      As for asking her driver to take her to San Anton, it’s not a good idea. They might think that the Early Leeching Centre has despatched the wrong doll to the wrong address with the wrong official car.

  11. el bandido guapo says:

    Vera ta’ kalibru din il-mara.

  12. Francis Saliba MD says:

    As I replied in the original Dr A Borg Cardona blog “Calm down, dear” in The Times, Marlene Mizzi was being deceitful when she wrote that during the last 25 years of NP rule “one could literally get away with murder” if you had the right patronage. I now extend that to cover also Ms Marlene Mizzi’s correction to “attempted” murder.

    To revive her memory for actual historic events, I mentioned the murder of Nardu Debono inside the Police GHQ when the perpetrator of that crime actually did “get away with murder ” for as long as the “patron” of that police force continued to be the ministers during the “glory days” of the MLP. Those were the days when Malta suffered a real “erosion of the moral fibre” and when a functioning “democracy was non-existent” during a period of “legal dictatorship”.

    All that, was brought to an end when the Nationalist Party, under Dr Eddie Fenech Adami, restored a durable democratic rule lasting throughout this “twentyfive years culture”, according to the will of the majority and, as a result, a corrupted police force led by a Commissioner of Police jailbird lost the patronage of the MLP government.

  13. TROY says:

    Yes Marlene,you can ask your driver to take you to meet the President just after he drives you round the island to do your personal shopping.

    And the taxpayer will cover it all, because he’s actually your husband’s driver.

    You are so right dear, you can get away with murder.

  14. Angus Black says:

    She’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  15. Joseph (Not Muscat) says:

    The ‘…calm down, dear!’ was intended for herself I guess, right?

  16. Grezz says:

    The neurosis must come from having a bossy mother, who was (an probably still is) ever-present in the dress shop in Rabat.

  17. elephant says:

    Delivering goods in her husband’s official car is really “getting away with murder”

  18. TinaB says:

    Din jaqaw thajjret minn Jaffrey u l-Baggio?

    Marlene, mur tbiegh xi libsa saxy u glamarous.

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