Maaaaa, x’biza – look at this slick bio

Published: May 9, 2012 at 9:04am

This, if you please, is the official bio of the Labour Party’s deputy leader, Toni Abela, on the Labour Party’s official website.

Litigation Lawyer for the past 26 years . Former President of the Labour party , Vice Mayor Of Hamrun Local Council 1993-!997 . Former member of the Employment Commission .Permanent colomnist and opinion maker in the daily news paper l-Orizzont since 1984 and presently resident contributor to the Sunday News Paper Illum since 2005 . Published a number of short stories . Producer of different series of TV and radio programmes . Presently occupying the post of Deputy Leader |For Party Affairs of the Labour Party . Married to Marisa . They have three children : Estelle , Aaron and Fleur

AND THEN THEY TALK ABOUT ILLITERACY. What short stories did this man have published, when he can’t even get to grips with a brief bio?

Marelli, how slapdash.




27 Comments Comment

  1. canon says:

    I think he wrote sexy stories.

  2. Jozef says:

    What is it with Labour and names?

    • Grezz says:

      Yes. You can almost hear him calling “Aaaarrrrronnnn!”, As for the “Fleur”, let us hope that she looks nothing like her father. It’s also really cruel to give children names such as Fleur, Fiorella, Bianca, and so on, espcially since they usually turn out to be anything but.

      As they say, there is only one beautiful baby in the world, and every mother has it.

  3. SC says:

    Presently occupying the post of Deputy Leader – Sights on Muscat’s job we see.

  4. Nicky says:

    “Opinion Maker.” I can’t really add anything to that.

  5. Bob says:

    is it Vice Mayor or Deputy Mayor?

    [Daphne – Deputy.]

  6. ciccio says:

    I see there is no mention of rubber puppets.

  7. Oscar Cassar says:

    Li ma semmiex li kien fundatur tal-AD…

  8. TROY says:

    What number playing card was he on the US forces Iraqi’s capture list.

  9. Grezz says:

    These people have no idea when it comes to grammar. As for the names, I see there’s another star. It goes very well with Joseph’s Etoile, I must say.

  10. Grezz says:

    Kif qbattu tajjeb fir-ritratt, bilhaqq! Isn’t that a “still” taken from him ogling a pregnant Lydia Abela’s derriere here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qwFglXKUI4

    X’misthija ta’ ragel.

  11. Paul Bonnici says:

    Tal-biza ta’ veru! I need my CV proof-read, I know where I should send it now.

    This man would not even get a job as a toilet attendant in the UK, if he wrote a CV like that.

  12. Allo Allo says:

    Ma kontx taf li dilettant tat-tharbix tal-hrejjef, ilu jikteb tant? Anzi kien modest li ammetta tlieta biss.

  13. Not Tonight says:

    I always knew he wrote tall stories, but short ones?

  14. Anthony Briffa says:

    He missed the tricky part about the expulsion from the MLP along with Wenzu Mintoff, the membership in Alternattiva Democratica, and his return to the MLP/PL as soon as he thougth there might be something good in the offing.

    Typical labour. Re-writing history all the time. The champion of this is definately dear Joseph.

    • Dee says:

      He got kicked out of the old MLP because he could not get on with the then Mintoffian ministers. Was it something to do with the way unsecured bank loans were being dished out by BOV to hand-picked Mintoffian customers?

      Now he is deputy leader of a supposedly new Labour Movement where old Mintoffians call the shots.

      Impressive indeed.

  15. Angus Black says:

    Il-Lallu kemm hu gustuz! B’ilsienu barra daqs kemm qed jahdem ghall-Partit. Mur ara meta jkun ministru, x’ha jaghmel.

  16. K.P.Smith says:

    I’m guessing that would be Ah-ron and Flair.

    • HAHAHAHAH says:

      To whom it may concern,

      I would like to let you know that he did not write that himself but the bloggers wrote that. If you would have had the decency to read the article properly you would have seen it written. Secondly, he only has three children and there names are ESTELLE, AARON AND FLEUR, and not how some of you put them. That said, he happens to have three beautiful children and if you have a problem with that deal with it.

      … You must be soo proud of yourselves, I guess cause you wrote these comments and such.However, what is really disturbing is the fact that you had to pick on the family and his children to prove a point when his family has nothing to do with the political spectrum or anything of the sort. You call yourselves educated?? I call you stupid and immature.

      Adieu.

      • HAHAHAHAH says:

        I Also have to add that he works like crazy for the party but above all for the country and whilst you are here writing bitchy comments he is there trying his best. When the hell are people like you going to change?? My guess is never unfortunately!!

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