Some questions
1. Will Franco Debono ever get laid again (did he ever get laid to begin with)?
2. Where does he go from here?
3. What does he feel he has achieved?
4. Yesterday he demanded that he be made Leader of the House instead of Mifsud Bonnici. Tonio Borg was made Leader of the House. How is Franco going to react?
5. The prime minister has assumed the home affairs portfolio until he decides on a minister. We know it won’t be Franco. How will Franco react?
6. Now that she has scratched Carm’s car and cut the legs and arms off his suits and slashed his shirts, how does Mary Mifsud feel after the initial rush of spiteful pleasure? And what is she going to do for her next high?
7. Are the politicians around Franco going to carry on smiling at him falsely while cursing him behind his back, or will they now finally come round to taking my advice of cursing him roundly to his face or cutting him dead?
8. Will Franco Debono ever get laid? Oh, sorry, I’ve asked that already. Applicants must expect his 400 caged birds to take precedence and know that his idea of foreplay is a five-hour description of his sufferings, followed by 600 text messages to the prime minister, after which he falls asleep.
Now he’s going to be up and wired for days, trying to work out how I know.
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And the question that everyone is asking: What is the PN going to do about Franco Debono?
Appeasement never works. Ever.
The PM should not give in to Franco’s requests even if the country goes to early election. It is time for the PM to expose Franco for what he is. The confidence vote on Monday will not solve anything even if the Government wins it. It will give Franco the pleasure to do it again sooner than later.
Carm Mifsud Bonnici did not lose anything really because the sympathy factor has made him even more popular.
What did Franco gain? He is despised by the PN supporters and ridiculed by the MLP supporters. A dolt to the end.
Franco must now go and hide himself. I wonder what he has achieved by voting with the opposition. Not only he is not going to be upgraded from his position, but he will not be permitted to contest the next election with the Nationalists. Is he attending parliament next Monday? Is he going to court today?
Now that he voted with Labour, there is a very good chance that Jason will be a contender to your first question. No woman in her senses would get anywhere near him
The fact that Franco was so fast to say that he will vote in favour of Government on Monday and against the motion on Richard Cachia Caruana tells me the guy is afraid and weak.
He did not say he is going to vote in favour of the Government in a vote of confidence. He said he will not vote against the Government.
That is a totally different story. So it looks like he is going to abstain. He seems to be playing with words all the time. He has been weak all along but trying to show off how important his parliament chair is. Time will tell what will happen to this vindictive jerk.
How can you be so insensitive with your comments about a man who only recently suffered a slight knee injury?
What do expect from a person who enjoys fighting cocks and seeing birds confined in cages.
He actually ‘enjoys’ birds in captivity.
What an absolute tosser. He’s like a kid in a schoolyard who back-stabs another kid because he’s cuter than he is.
This man is a dangerous psycho. His personal agenda has hijacked our parliament. Never before has one individual’s desires taken over those of the nation in such a manner. The term Honourable is so inappropriate here. The lack of dignity of both Debono and the Opposition in its opportunism, is apalling.
The one major fault of the Nationalist Part in all this is that it allowed this damaged individual contest the national election on its ticket. The political parties have a duty to the country to screen their candidates and not burden us with individuals with so many issues.
Franco is probably writhing about on the floor, foaming at the mouth, and being consoled by his doting mummy.
Carmelo Mifsud Bonnici, on the other hand, has not only retained his dignity, but has earned an even higher level of respect by all right-thinking people across the political divide.
In an unholy alliance between an MLP confined to the opposition benches for so many years and by now desperately anxious for another bash at (mis)governing, on one hand, and a novice NP parliamentarian with megalomanic phantases about his fitness for cabinet rank, an honest hard working minister, Dr C Mifsud Bonnici, became a sacrificial lamb on the altar of expedient dirty politics.
Dr Franco Debono would not have allied himself with the devil, and he would not have voted in favour of Dr C Mifsud Bonnici’s resignation, had this vote been tied up with a vote of confidence in the government. Dr F Debono does not relish a premature election that would be the end of his political career.
It is now pretty obvious that Tonio Borg will be Franco Debono’s next target.
Franco will find another cause, another battle.
I watched Super One live, the bit when Labour MPs were coming out after the vote and when Joseph Muscat refused a comment to their own journalist. Has anyone noticed their long faces and sober looks. It didn’t seem as if they were coming out of a victory.
“I hope that the sacrifice and difficult moments my family and I have been through will serve to establish meritocracy, where ministerial careers are open to talent and political accountability.”
Did he REALLY say this?
The hole in Franco’s argument is, of course, that meritocracy means he is forever ruled out of holding a ministerial portfolio.
“Let’s focus on the reforms now.” Franco Debono.
Strah mill-vomtu li kellu fl-istonku. Now he wants to implement reforms. Wicc ta’ q**ba.
I think he is planning to reform himself. Good.
Answer to Q1 and Q8 – NO – that is unless he finds a really desperate and undignified woman.
1. No
2. Nowhere
3. Nothing
4. Another hissy fit (miskin kemm ibaghti)
5. See 4 above
6. She will call FD “miskin” u “vittma tal-Oligarkija”
7. carry on smiling flasely until the election date is announced by the PM – then the knives will come out
8. No (do we really care?)
Kif jgħid il-Malti; veru bniedem azzjonitu ħażina.
Għanqas naf persuna oħra li jixraqilha it-titlu.
I never thought I would say this, but at the moment I feel the same disdain for Franco Debono that I feel for Mintoff.
What a joke of a man and what a complete waste of space he is.
Kieku jien omm Franco Debono lanqas nohrog wicci il-barra.
Does he really have 400 caged birds? What sort of person would contemplate such a wilderness of animals at home?
Franco, try to get a date with that Mary Mifsud who fancies you so much, and leave the art of being a politician to your elders and betters.
If you want to know what Franco is doing,just ask Mary Mifsud. She ought to know.
Franco, you are the weakest link – goodbye.
Why wasn’t Carm Mifsud Bonnici treated like Austin Gatt?
Franco performs after Wednesday’s vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ