A message to undersized Jeffrey

Published: June 20, 2012 at 2:46pm

You’re 50 years old, so please stop issuing challenges on Facebook. This is not a game, and you’re not playing bocci with the balls you don’t have.

It is not only you I am suing, but also Malta Today and One News.

Now go and get drunk. Again. But for your own sake, do so in a place where you won’t have to be removed by security guards after getting into a fight, then telling everyone that somebody must have “spiked your drinks”.




7 Comments Comment

  1. Babe. says:

    Treat him gently miskin, He has a rather fragile ego and we do not want him to burst in tears again

    • Jozef says:

      He thinks, hopes, Daphne would walk out as soon as she spots him in the courtroom.

      ‘Ghalfejn qed taghmilli hekk? Ghalfejn? Iccahhadni mic-cans demokratiku li ghandi? Ilni nqum fl-ebgha ta’ fil-ghodu u naghtik good day minn mindu bdejt fuq facebook, ghalfejn?’

      Marija Santa.

      • Jellytot says:

        Would he be hounding her 24/7 as he did to Alfred Sant in 2008, popping up when least expected, hanky in hand, ready to turn on the water-works on demand and wailing like a banshee with a toothache?

        U le jahasra. Hudni Mulej.

  2. Grezz says:

    Undersized Jeffrey – maybe therein lies his bitterness. I could never stand short, cocky men. Not all short men are that way, not by any means, but it has to be said that you get more short men behaving like this than you get big or tall ones.

    It seems to be connected to all sorts of physical departments, creating lanzit and hdura.

    • Rita Camilleri says:

      @ Grezz – yes, it seems that tiny and unprepossessing men have this superiority complex to make up for the lack of height and tend to take it out on people who are better then them in all aspects.

  3. FAVETTU says:

    Let it be known to Jeffrey that even “A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity” ( Baltasar Gracian )

  4. Alex says:

    My ex-wife had coined an appropriate descriptor for the apparent tendency of short men to over-compensate for their perceived shortcomings – SMS, short-man-syndrome.

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