I’m joining the PN, so that JPOS can demand my expulsion too
All my adult life I have sworn that I would never be a card-carrying member of a political party.
Now I have changed my mind.
Prompted by Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando Smith’s latest piece of outrageous behaviour, I have just put in a telephone call to start the process for the Nationalist Party to accept me as a member.
I am giving Pullicino Orlando Smith notice of my decision so that he may prepare a demand for my expulsion, perhaps on the basis that I failed to take my Neapolitan mastiff to the vet last week, or maybe because I pointed out how he has become a drunken tool in the hands of his consort and her leader Joseph Muscat.
Oh, and I thought I had best make a public announcement about it because you know, it’s in the national interest, if you use Pullicino Orlando Smith’s definition of what the national interest is.
When my membership card arrives, I’ll photocopy it and send it to Pullicino Orlando Smith, so he can make a little bunny-tail with it, stick it on his butt and waggle it for Carmen.
Jahasra, kif spicca: id-dublett ta’ Carmen Ciantar.
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What a bloody cheek! http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20120626/local/jpo-calls-on-pn-to-expel-cachia-caruana.426045
Now that should confuse him.
Bone or frisbee? I think I’ll lap some more of this yellow water instead. Burp.
Wow, that’s great, having a Neapolitan mastiff. I love those dogs. Should be called Roman name not English (Jeffrey), because they are noble dogs.
Jay-Pos, there is an apt Maltese saying suitable for the mess you have placed Malta:; ” hrajta u issa qed tafiggha b’idejk”.
….. u jdellikha ma wiccu.
So it is not just me who succumbed of late to the urge to become a card-carrying member of the party for the first time in my life as a reaction, after watching these miserable cry-babies succeed in make a mockery of the democratic processes of this country.
I could think of nothing more effective to show my tangible support for the party then to apply for a card.
Hope others will do likewise..
Jeffrey, you’re one of the most repugnant people to ever walk our streets.
What are you really getting out of all this to make it worth the destruction of your dignity, credibility and reputation?
Don’t think he’s ever had any credibility; as for reputation…..
I didn’t know what a Neapolitan mastiff looks like so I Googled it and found this:
‘Neapolitan Mastiffs, as a breed, are extremely intelligent dogs with a tendency to be independent thinkers’
Hmm seems appropriate.
How about this, Daphne?
The last wish of a diehard Nationalist was to enrol as a member with the Labour Party.
When asked by his son why he was doing this after being a Nationalist all his life, his reply was:
So when I die Labour will lose a member and a vote.
In the North of Malta they use the expression ‘hara fir-radda’
Please,please can I join too?
I posted a comment under the JPOS story on timesofmalta.com this morning: “Nahseb dan qed tikkmandah il-Mrs.”, but obviously they didn’t publish it.
Din Carmen Ciantar fejn sabitu lil dan JPOS? Fuq il-Yellow Pages, jaqaw? Hemm xi section ghall-wankers?
Seriously Daphne, why not go a step further and be a candidate for the party?
Im intending to vote AD number 1 and PN no 2 but honest to god daphne if you contest i will vote for you no 1
Daphne will be my number one. Daphinately
Daphne, I am seriously tempted to follow your footsteps.
Ballsy and Legen-Dary