PERSONAL ATTACK WARNING: Inspector Gadget has a new hairstyle

Published: June 4, 2012 at 1:44pm

So, look at this: Anglu’s new hairstyle, launched this past weekend. He’s had it parted at the side then blowdried into flicks, like somebody who should be running Raymond’s Revue Bar.

As Joseph’s hair disappears up top, Inspector Gadget grows his longer, uses products and puts in highlights.

Is there a subtle message here?




47 Comments Comment

  1. Ramona says:

    You’ve gotta love the constipated guy to his right, front row.

  2. Jozef says:

    Being deputy leader is like making loooove to a beautiful woman…………..

  3. FP says:

    The irony of Dr Onderekord standing on THAT podium is flabbergasting.

    New image, OLD substance.

    And we all know what that substance is, whatever the parting, whatever the hairstyle.

  4. Beowulf says:

    I would say the ‘subtle message’ is, have you fuck all better to do? Stupid question really. What more can a sad bastard like you do but sit in a dark corner and attack the way others look. Have you mirrors in the house? Do you ever look in them? You look like a fat ugly gecko. Who should we blame for that I wonder, you or your mother?

    [Daphne – Hello, James Tyrrell. Have you been experimenting sexually with large chillis again? Sad bastards are men, not women. Do please let us see a photograph of yourself. As a British man born in the late 1940s, the chances that you’re attractive are virtually nil.]

    • Never Again says:

      You’ll be right at home with this lot won’t you, Tyrell. Inspector Gadget is your brother in spirit, isn’t he.

      You’d have been at home in Lawrence Pullicino’s police force too.

  5. Nicky says:

    Just look at Cyrus Engerer and Alex Saliba behind him… how embarrassingly pitiful.

  6. canon says:

    The two PL leaders seem to have big problems with their hair.

  7. La Redoute says:

    They want a fair society. That’s why he’s put in highlights.

  8. pas says:

    What’s wrong with Cyrus Engerer’s smile?

  9. Another subtle message says:

    Why is Anglu wearing a funeral director’s tie?

  10. Louis says:

    Biex nidhru izghar.

  11. Cyrus's sidekick says:

    Where’s Labour hiding Nikita (Nakita) Alamango? She used to be Cyrus’s keychain.

  12. EDDIE AQUILINA says:

    Dr Farrugia can have a complete markeover, but I will surely never forget his face.

    This is the man who had me arrested for no legal reason whatsoever in March 1984. Those were the dark days when people were arrested, tortured and even killed by the police.

    He has never apologised to me for what he did.

    My only crime was to take photographs at a mass meeting.

    Those are his liberal values.

    Yet this man will be minister of home affairs, responsible for the police, in a few months’ time if Labour are elected to government. He will also be deputy prime minister.

    A man with a track record like that. A man who can barely speak properly, who is the personificaton of ignorance.

    A LEOPARD NEVER CHANGES HIS SPOTS.

    • FP says:

      Are you sure about that last one?

      We can always put the two of them in a cage and see what happens.

    • Paul Bonnici says:

      Th behaviour of the police has hardly changed in the last 20 years despite a PN administration, for this I despise the PN for their inaction, yet at the same time I fear a LP government with Dr Farrugia in charge of the police.

  13. ciccio says:

    In the last few years, the leaders of the Labour Party have been more focused on their hair problems than on a vision to run the country.

    • La Redoute says:

      It’s their vision that caused the hair loss.

      • FP says:

        How’s that then? Have they got laser guns for retinas that progressively burn some follicles off every morning when looking into their bathroom mirrors?

      • ciccio says:

        FP, let us not split hairs, please.

    • innocent bystander says:

      Same old policies but super hair makeovers. Wheel out old Dom with a blond curly perm; KMB with a mullet; and the rest of the front bench with afros like the Jackson Five, chamone.

  14. innocent bystander says:

    Dehumanize?

    Are Maltastar for real?

    The more serious these arseholes take themselves, the funnier they get.

    Don’t they realise that?

  15. john says:

    It must be the creation of one of KMB’s famous Sicilian barbers who never actually made it to Malta.

  16. TROY says:

    This bully can change his hairstyle, and force a smile, but underneath the sheep’s fleece is the sick wolf who terrorised innocent people in the ‘golden’ Mintoff years.

  17. Helen Cassar says:

    Matching the logo on the podium – A Fair Society………..with highlights

  18. Harry Purdie says:

    Now he’s got everything puffed up—head, hair, belly and ego.

  19. Galian says:

    We need to see how it looks from the back. Cyrus seems very interested in the back of Anglu’s head.

  20. Mark Seychell says:

    I’m not sure he’s intelligent enough for subtle messages

  21. Matt says:

    “I did not have sexual relations with that elephant”

  22. mandango70 says:

    U int is-suf ta’ bejn saqajk kif inhu?

    Kemm int kreatura tan-nejk, Ara x’iz-zobb ghandu x’jaqsam! Dak li taghmillek il-mibeghda, tahxilek mohhok.

    [Daphne – Another elegant ambassador for the Labour Party, posting vulgar comments via Bank of Valletta’s internet connection.]

    • Paul Bonnici says:

      At least no spelling mistakes in his Maltese.

    • ClS says:

      mandango70, if Daphne bothers you so much why do you visit her blog?

      Is it an excuse to use vulgar language?

      [Daphne – No, it’s because he doesn’t get enough entertainment and stimulation from his Labour friends, and because Labour-leaning blogs are seriously sub-standard.]

      Why do you use your employer’s internet? At this time you must be either on shift or overtime. You know it’s monitored.

      It is possible for management to know exactly which PC was used.

      You must be some big head if you are not bothered about the consequences. Also, if you love your language so much why do you use it in a vulgar way? It shows the kind of person you are.

    • etil says:

      Maa, x’zibel ta’ bniedem. I keep asking myself why they always have to resort to vulgar language to make their point.

      Rubbish kienu u rubbish jibqaw.

    • TROY says:

      AH! mandango70 has a soft spot for the inspector.
      The wrath of a woman scorned it seems.

  23. Mark M says:

    Alfred Mifsud last Saturday on Dissett finally showed his true colours when ‘discussing’ the National Bank of Malta saga last Saturday with Jeremy Cassar Torregiani.

    He went to the studio armed with nothing but his vicious tongue and hatred.

    At least he acknowledged that the bank was as valuable as the Titanic. And who is he to speak ‘from experience’ when he was only a young 23-year old bank clerk.

    Jeremy kept his calm and spoke in a gentlemanly manner in spite of the constant interruptions – and from the presenter too. Well done, Jeremy – you were better informed and much more convincing.

  24. C Falzon says:

    Anglu Farrugia always seems to remind me of Mr Magoo rather than Inspector Gadget. Not just the looks, squinting eyes and all, but even his eternally clueless expression.

    The new hairstyle does detract somewhat from that though.

  25. maryanne says:

    Under what name did they file the photo? Maybe it’s anglufarrugianew2.

  26. SC says:

    The guy at bottom left does not seem to be too impressed, but Cyrus is. I think he is biding his time piggy-backing on the little piggy. He is just waiting to make his move.

  27. Min Jaf says:

    Jista jirranga xahru, imma xorta wahda jibqa ma jsarraf xejn.

  28. Pepe` says:

    They’ve translated the caption into English, for the benefit of that PL candidate who cannot understand Maltese.

  29. Amanda Cortis says:

    Is he deliberately greying his hair to make him look more serious and wise?

    Don’t laugh! It is a trick used by TV news organisations to make their younger newsreaders appear more serious.

    [Daphne – The man is in his 60s. If he’s going to be dying his hair, it won’t be grey.]

  30. R Camilleri says:

    I’m hearing Franco speaking in parliament. He has no shame.

    • Antoniette says:

      I am convinced that the biggest problem Franco has is his stupidity.

      He said he respects Mario Demarco because of his background but not Charlo Bonnici, as he’s not from the same stock.

      What exactly is Franco’s background?

      I think it was such a big deal for him that he managed to become a lawyer and then elected to parlament that it has gone to his head and now he thinks he is so intelligent that he can tell everyone what to do and how to do it.

      He does not know better. People like him are more at home with Labour, plenty of them there.

  31. A.Attard says:

    Great speech by Mario DeMarco in parliament in progress.

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