Joseph’s brand-new official photo
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June 11, 2012 at 10:35pm
This is the Labour leader’s new official photograph, with reconstituted hair on top and the whole thing dyed a supposedly natural shade of brown, when we all know he’s strawberry blond, which is a nice way of saying ginger.
Perhaps his advisers have decided that only dark hair is taken seriously. Try saying that to Angela Merkel.
And here he is with some very interesting associates, also with reconstituted hair, but still he looks like the odd one out, despite the fake hair, because of his appalling make-up, otherwise known as a Manchester tan, while all the rest look like they live beneath some stone.
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I beg to differ. Maybe he’s finally realised that the eyes are the mirror of the soul, and that his glassy, expressionless eyes did not inspire confidence or trust.
But he’s lost the blue eyes now.
I know he’s got a blue tie in the official photo, but as Grezz says, the eyes are the window to the soul, and we need to see his blue soul.
http://www.menshaircuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Blue-Hair-Color-for-Men_08.jpg
Did he and the photographer not notice that he had cut himself shaving around his Adam’s apple?
Sloppy work – after all, Photoshop which fixed his hair, could easily have covered up his shaving mishap.
The little dwarf can’t make up his mind what he should look like (nothing will help). However, he has all the solutions to the country’s problems. Get a grip, thinking people.
Und vee shall call him Doktor Chimera. A little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Something for everyone.
Typical Labour. Is-soltu qawl jigi f’mohhna ‘hobz il-biezel kielu l-ghazzien.’ Ma jafux jisthu dan nies.
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A smug c*nt with a face you would enjoy slapping.
I may be a bit slow today, but I didn’t get the part about the “associates” also having “reconstituted” or “fake” hair. Unusual haircuts perhaps but “fake”, really?
I believe he wants to portray himself as a person the nation can trust……not convincing at all.
Was the dwarf standing on a stool when he took that photo or was the leader kneeling down?
The gingerbread man is now a brownie.
What’s with the lighting? If you cover the right half of his face, he seems like someone out of a horror movie.
It is a Caravaggio version, with that special chiaroscuro effect.
It also shows only the head – Caravaggio was obsessed with decapitations.
The shadowing is to make his face look leaner.
It’s also used to disguise the fact that his eyes are too close together on his round face.
This is all done so the great leader has more facial symmetry and porportion, making him more attractive and so more deserving of your vote.
Someone at Mindless End must have been Googling “how to win an election” and came up with research that shows that people prefer attractive politicians.
It was one of the strategies Cameron employed during the last electoral campaign. Cameron digitally enhanced all his posters, having his face air-brushed.
Shallow tactics that work on shallow voters, and an insult to voters who have brains.
However, the shadowing does nothing for the smug, self-satisfied smirk on his face that makes you want to bitchslap him.
Did they put lipstick on his lower lip?
Those lips look like they have been photoshopped from a Chanel advert.
@ ciccio
No way would Chanel use those lips – too thin on top and not pouty enough.
Don’t give them any stupid ideas. They don’t need any help with that.
Lilla, you talk about those lips not being pouty.
Is this pouty enough?
http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Muscat3.jpg
ciccio
Pouty enough yes, but definitely the wrong kind of pout, unless Chanel starts selling horses’ bits instead of lipstick.
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