STAR CANDID8 CAPTION COMPETITION
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June 6, 2012 at 1:44am
This is one of Labour’s ‘just got my bus pass’ star candidates, wearing two watches, checking the time and clutching his smartphone while being interviewed on Smash TV by a man with very interesting hair.
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“Time for my Viagra.”
“Din x’ghandi fuq idejja? Qamla li qabzet minn fuq xaghrek?”
Time Will Tell!
“Aaaiiiii Macarena”
“You see, both these watches have a unique function, displaying election dates. The one on the left is Gonzi’s. This one seems to have … errr … run out of juice, goddamit.”
“The one on my right wrist is my Batman Superhero watch.”
“Dan kemm iz-z@*+ ha jdum jghid. Ejja ha mmur ‘l hemm ghax ha tiksahli t-timpana”
“Our instructions are that there must be no red visible anywhere near a Labour candidate, so we chose Chardonnay.”
That’s not Chardonnay. They were told to organise a piss-up in a brewery but misunderstood ‘piss’.
“Damn! This idiot will make me late for Consuelo’s bunga bunga party.”
“With two watches I will confuse and outsmart the Grim Reaper.”
No, I’m not two-timing my Ukrainian wife.
He does everything in twos. He has twins and two watches. He also had two personalities – one when he was friends with the Nationalists and another one which he is using now for Labour.
The Labour one is the real one.
“”Nahseb ahjar nohorgu ghax ser jinharaqli.”
“If I stick around a little while longer, the babies will be safely fed, bathed and asleep when I get home.”
The man with very interesting hair is Kevin “Don’t forget my middle name” Charles Micallef of Micabliss Persians.
Used to know him way back, but let’s say, enough said.
Why do some people wear two watches at the same time?
They’re two-timers.
Watch dealers normally do (wear two watches at the same time).
Mela l-arlogg tal-lemin il-hin tax-xitwa u tax-xellug il-hin tas-sajf, izda bhalissa fliema zmien qeghdin? Dan l-inbid damdamni.
The man with interesting hair is a pussy expert, though not the kind of pussy Manuel Mallia is probably fond of.
The hair is his own. It has always caught my eye though in the wrong way.
Hilarious stuff.
Maaaa! My Mickey Mouse watch has stopped!
Issa x’sa naghmel?
At least someone is watching.
Look at Tony Abela.
Is he feeling hot because of that Qormi mayor?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341062552631381&set=p.341062552631381&type=1&theater
Looks to me he’s fast asleep.
The hair is covering his enormous ear. The lobe itself is the size of the old lira coin.