Jeffrey tries a bit of sprezzatura. And fails.

Published: July 3, 2012 at 4:52pm

The most talked-about man in Malta – for all the wrong reasons – would have us believe that he couldn’t give a damn as he good-times away “with the lads” in…Sicily.

Lads who are half a century old – lovely.

I hope they wore board-shorts and not Speedos, and if the latter, that they got a mankini wax at Natius Ola in Zurrieq before despoiling any pristine beach.

It would give the Labour mayor of that village, cum depilation salon owner, Natius Farrugia, one hell of a thrill to wax Botox Jeff, if he hasn’t waxed him thoroughly already halli ikun smooth ghal wedding night.

Not that he isn’t slippery enough already.

And of course, Luciano Busuttil, professional idiot and part-time politico, naively asks ‘where is that’.

It’s nowhere Jeffrey swam, Luciano, no more than that picture of an English breakfast he put up on Faceboook was really what he ate before pulling teeth, or that other picture of a man reading in bed was something Carmen Ciantar took while he posed fetchingly with an intellectual tome in a cloth cover.

He got if off Google.




26 Comments Comment

  1. Jozef says:

    First time I swam in the sea this summer.
    Translation;
    Jien ghandi heated pool li nista’ nuza is-sena kollha.

    [Daphne – I was more interested in the poor English, actually. ‘First time I swam in the sea’/L-ewwel darba li dhalt fil-bahar. Yes, he does have a pool at home, but the Labour Party never mentions it.]

    • Jozef says:

      Where is that

      Dak fejn hu

      • ciccio says:

        Luciano is probably already packing his barbecue set and sausages – with lots of petlor – in his car to go there for the weekend.

      • Jozef says:

        Mela mbaghad, dak fejn jahbat

    • Hibernating from Malta says:

      I remember when DW interviewed him before the divorce referendum, they were quite impressed by his house too… can’t find the vid at the moment.

      [Daphne – Oh, it’s not at all impressive. Just the sort of poor taste you would expect.]

      • Not Sandy :P says:

        He’d picked the bedroom suite out of a catalogue with Carmen “because he likes to be involved in these things”.

        She said it – with photos – in First magazine a few years ago.

    • Angus Black says:

      Wasn’t Marco Cremona’s beef about the Qawra Kiddies Water park the fact that the govt. had said that the water was recycled and drawn from a reservoir underneath and Marco pointed out that the water ‘evaporation’ makes the project unsustainable?

      Well, the govt. should start by passing a law prohibiting all private pools which use fresh water, since the combined evaporation would be hundreds of times that of the water park. And where better to begin, than by starting with politician’s pools first?

  2. Mark says:

    Damn, I missed him and the lads.

    • maryanne says:

      He takes photos of his breakfast and posts them on Facebook for all to see, but then not of the lads who accompanied him. Aren’t they proud to be seen with him? Or he with them?

  3. Mister says:

    Google is your friend. No need to go through many images, Jeffrey took the first image that came up on Google Image Search.

    http://www.pepemare.de/Ferienhaus-Sizilien-Lido-di-Noto-ID21/Bilder/Ferienhaus-Sicilia-Noto40.jpg

  4. delacroixet says:

    An image the honourable member duly pilfered from this website:

    http://www.pepemare.de/Ferienhaus-Sizilien-Lido-di-Noto-ID21/Bilder/Ferienhaus-Sicilia-Noto40.jpg

    Luciano, do click the link, scroll and read the badly bodged English description. It’s the Lido di Noto, Syracuse.

  5. George Cutajar says:

    Is that Mistra Bay by any chance?

    • ciccio says:

      There’s space for a nightclub, and in Sicily it’s a matter of paying off the right people. Not that somebody of Jeffrey’s calibre would get into any of that.

  6. cikku l-poplu says:

    Daphne, just out of curiosity, are you invited to the wedding? And if so what kind of wedding gift have you given them?

    • ta' sapienza says:

      A juicy red apple.

    • davidus says:

      Please, please Daphne. Prithee. Tell us whether Botox Jeff has invited you to Malta’s wedding of the century & if in the affirmative you might wish to share with us what gift you have in mind for him (& his new wife-to-be).

      [Daphne – Exactly why do you imagine that 1. he would invite me; 2. I wouldn’t return the invitation; 3. I would send him a present; 4. I would go.]

  7. Lucrezia Borg says:

    Haven’t I heard that word while watching “The Borgias”?

  8. Adrian says:

    Was Jesmond Mugliett one of the lads? We know Franco wasn’t.

  9. john says:

    When I was growing up, I never heard of anyone called Jesmond. Nor Mugliett for that matter.

    One bumps into all sorts nowadays.

  10. M. says:

    Not quite the place to post this, but I thought that this might interest readers – http://newyorkbest.com.mt/ .

  11. Sarah says:

    How sad.

  12. Dafni says:

    Get a life Daphne !!!! Ghandek dwejjaq fuqek !!! Isma minni gawdi naqra das-sajf,ghax wara ottubru gej hafna Maltemp ta !!! Nithassrek !!!

  13. Thaddeus says:

    There’s this app on the Android market called Google goggles. Basically it takes a photo and searches for a similar image in the Google database.

    The moment I had this picture scanned an identical image popped up.

    Really Jeffrey, swimming in Sicily? Or shagging a future Labour minister over a bottle of Jack?

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