Fifty Shades of Franco

Published: August 10, 2012 at 9:39pm

After a hard night astroprojecting himself onto women in their dreams, Mister Grey dons his gold Rolex and heads off to the office.

The blog itself may be terribly dull, but his comments-board becomes ever more….Fifty Shades of Franco.

Patricia Gonzi
Aug 10, 2012 @ 05:44:46
Bonju Dott x
I dreamt that you astroprojected yourself onto me last night !
Was it you?

Franco Debono
Aug 10, 2012 @ 06:33:21
@patricia
i woke up shaking this morning . .so who knows! :)




21 Comments Comment

  1. mariac says:

    Is this blog real?

    [Daphne – YES.]

  2. mariac says:

    His girlfriend must be really happy! What an idiot.

  3. Aunt Hetty says:

    Min jaf x tahseb il -mummy tieghu about all the steamy hot cybersex on his public blog.

    • Not Tonight says:

      She should be very happy. He’s even more of a biezel than he ever was – at least in his imagination.

      I’m not surprised he woke up shaking – he’s been delirious for quite a while now.

    • ciccio says:

      Is he venturing into cyber porn?

  4. Maple Leaf says:

    Captain Astro was a comic hero of Michael Novotny in the Canadian TV Series “Queer as Folk.” So, who knows.

  5. SC says:

    And this guy wanted to be made a minister.

  6. The chemist says:

    Was he ‘astroprojected’ nude or wearing PRL. Patricia? We need these details. And subsequent analysis.

  7. Qeghdin Sew says:

    Seems to me like he’s taking the piss too.

    • Mercury Rising says:

      Possibly, but considering he is a parliamentarian who considers himself ministerial material, I consider it to be highly inappropriate.

      Were he, say, a kooky DJ or gay entertainer, it would be hilarious, but this is not.

      He probably thinks he is playing it cool, but it “projects” him as a complete nutter who doesn’t know when to stop.

      Besides, if I were his fiancee or his mother, I wouldn’t be too happy. Going public with your sexual fantasies or playing along with other people’s in full view of everyone on the internet will always be misconstrued.

      Even if one tried to see beyond the Franco factor, what sort of wimp would wake up shaking after an astroprojection?

  8. bookworm says:

    He’ll be flying a helicopter next, or playing the piano, like Grey.

  9. L. Gatt says:

    He thinks he’s funny and witty. And to think that he formed part of the N.P. Very sad indeed.

  10. Hubert Zammit says:

    Well honestly, as amusing as all this is, it is sad that our country is being “run” (because yes, unfortunately this is the situation at the moment) by people like him.

    • Not Tonight says:

      Fortunately, he’s not ‘running’ anything with regards to the most crucial aspect of governance – keeping our economy running against the odds.

      Thankfully, our randy Franco does not give much importance to economic matters (the rights of criminals is far higher on his agenda, as is exacting revenge) so he lets it well alone.

  11. Bob says:

    Kif dejjem irid l-ahhar kelma

  12. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Was it for this that daddy died?

  13. elephant says:

    His latest outburst about the cohabitation bill is really the pits. I cannot understand how the party can keep up with this arrogance.

  14. Chris says:

    before you know it, his blog might get better ratings..

    [Daphne – I hope so, because I’m doing all I can to help. I want as many people as possible to see for themselves what some of us have known for the last three or four years, but were not believed. It’s really a shame that he didn’t start his blog three years ago, because then The Times and Malta Today would have been unable to present him to their readers as serious, normal and credible. People needed to see for themselves what’s wrong with him, and now, thanks to his blog, they can.]

  15. FAVETTU says:

    O Mulej ghatieh ftit dawl, ghax la jaf x’hinu jaghmel u anqas x’hinu jghid.

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