Iss hej, they didn’t invite me. Maybe I’m not creative enough.

Published: August 3, 2012 at 11:24am

Cyrus Engerer gets creative in his new relationship with Randolph Debattista, the Partit Bla Isem’s new communications coordinator. Cyrus will be addressing the seminar on the creative use of sexually explicit pictures of former lovers, while Randolph takes notes and comes up with a hard-to-crack password.

This evening, the Partit Bla Isem is holding a seminar called SOCJETA KREATTIVA.

It has invited people from the arts, “culture” (maaaa….), media, theatre, “literature” (OMG) and film production.

I can just imagine what sort of a talking-shop ta’ sugu it’s going to be.

Apparently, it’s a seminar reserved exclusively for creative Laburisti (which strikes me as a bit of an oxymoron).

I haven’t been invited and nobody else I know has been, either.

Or maybe they just don’t want too many scathing participants suggesting that they just get off their butt, pull their finger out, etc, etc, and do something instead of whining why the gvern doesn’t do it for them or pay them to do it.

But I imagine they’ll have lots of people flocking to this seminar, won’t they. That’s why they’re holding it at the Mediterranean Conference Centre (think big). I mean, just look at this teaser from the promo on Facebook:

Apart from experts in the field, Dr. Joseph Muscat will be concluding the seminar.

Very creative: perhaps one of their resident experts in “literature” can help them get to grips with that syntax.




16 Comments Comment

  1. Uncertain Werner says:

    Well, probably still more creative than whoever designed the PN’s “Labour won’t work billboard”.:

    http://www.rumproast.com/images/uploads/Romneyposter.jpg

    • Mister says:

      I dont understand why the PN needs to go down the same dirty route of Joseph Muscat’s PL.

      The PN have lots of accomplishments which can be plastered over all the billboards they want.

      The disgruntled voter doesnt need negativity, but wants know what the plans for the future of the country are. We want to know how you’re going to get rid of Franco Debono and JPOS once and for all.

      [Daphne – You’re a bit confused. It’s not the party that gets rid of them. It’s the electorate. And they’re not standing for election, so unless you’re going to be looking at their Facebook walls or Franco’s blog after the next general election, you’re sorted.]

      Tell everyone how many small businesses there are in Malta.

      Tell everyone how many young people have got a university degree in the past 10 years.

      Tell the world what successive Nationalist governments have done. We know Labour have done nothing and that is why they have all the time in the world to think up stupid billboards.

      But this latest PN billboard? Press release? A disgrace.

      PN – stop playing catchup and start leading the way, once again.

      • Riff Raff says:

        I agree with your Mister. For those of us who lived through the Dark Years, it’s sad to see the PN adopting this strategy.

        Not exactly the inspiring stuff that makes you want to rush out to the polling booth.

        On the other hand, in politics one has to be brutal and kick where it hurts, especially if your opponent presents you with an inviting target.

        After the recent polls, the PN won’t be too worried about the new voters, but is going after the middle-aged+ lost sheep.

        Joey would have been smarter had he placed the party dinosaurs well out of sight and surrounded himself with new blood.

        The PN strategists would have slammed his team’s lack of experience, but bringing up korpi, xiri bil-goff, dreadful foreign policies and all the other goodies of the “Golden Years” wouldn’t have cut it much with the voters.

  2. La Redoute says:

    Neat teaser. They’ve reminded us that Joseph Muscat isn’t creative.

  3. “Apparently, it’s a seminar reserved exclusively for creative Laburisti (which strikes me as a bit of an oxymoron).”

    Be kind.

  4. George Caruana says:

    Actually, I have been invited to the seminar but I will never attend anything Labour.

    Pity that some of my PN friends who are also in the arts have opted to attend and also address the panel.

    What has the world come to?

    It seems that they have forgotten what MLP’s Golden Years were like. I shall never forget.

    My word of advice to my friends who are attending the seminar and sort of liking the way Labour’s facade looks today: Beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing.

    • Matthew Vella says:

      …..You expect them not to go to the seminar because of what happened 30 years ago? Geez talk about keeping an open mind, they’re not voting labour just by going.

      [Daphne – No, they’re giving open support to Labour and validating its false tactics with their presence, which is almost as bad.]

  5. FP says:

    So all speakers will be concluding the seminar.

    Will there be any actual content?

  6. Lomax says:

    “Apparently, it’s a seminar reserved exclusively for creative Laburisti (which strikes me as a bit of an oxymoron).”

    Only a bit of an oxymoron? I think it’s the oxymoron of the century.

    • Lomax says:

      But wait, I know why they convened the meeting (or whatever it is) – they are trying to come up with a name for their party which doesn’t put them to shame. Moviment progressiv (bla isem) just doesn’t cut it anyymore.

  7. Elena says:

    So Joseph Muscat is no expert? Struck me as funny.

  8. Stanley J A Clews says:

    Did you say “flocking” to the seminar”?

  9. C Falzon says:

    “Very creative: perhaps one of their resident experts in “literature” can help them get to grips with that syntax.”

    They may not know much about literature but they are very productive with what may be perhaps be termed litterature.

  10. H.P. Baxxter says:

    And why wasn’t I invited? I mean I’m the Voice of a Generation. Just like Kanye.

  11. ciccio says:

    What’s this “Socjeta kreattiva” and “Socjeta gusta”? Back to socialism now?

  12. Roberta says:

    Ja Mara hazina ara x’taghmel inti u l-familja tieghek….. ahjar thares madwarek JA MARA BLA VALUR FIL HAJJA, TGHID FUQ IN-NIES…… JA MARA HAZINA.

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