Parnis Family Fest – tghid immorru?

Published: August 19, 2012 at 4:40pm

We joined the European Union and some people are still stuck behind those ruddy mountains.

Please, somebody tell me this isn’t true.

Have I died and been reincarnated into a world of peasants and village lords who hold cockaignes to stop them revolting?




27 Comments Comment

  1. canon says:

    I am surprised that one of the prizes is not a gopp mal-gvern after the next election.

  2. ciccio says:

    It is clear that the picture was taken when Joseph Muscat was delivering his keynote speech about the economy.

  3. il-fewdali says:

    X’nostalgija tal-festivals Socjalisti tat-tmeninijiet.

  4. Aunt Hetty says:

    Ha jaghmlu il-kukkanja kif kien isir fi zmien il-granmastri halli il-foqra forsi jirnexxilhom jahtfu xi bicca perzuta jew gidra min fuq il kukkanja halli ikollom biex jitimghu lil familthom?

    Mhux suppost hemm xi limit ufficjali ta’ kemm wiehed jista’ jonfoq flus ghal kampanja elettorali?

  5. C.Portelli says:

    He ‘s here in Gozo at the moment – saw him buying what we call bajtar tax-xewk and shouting for everyone to hear how good they look.

  6. xmun says:

    “Prizes include a mattress, a bedroom and EUR 1,000 worth of tiles.” I am left speechless

  7. Fifty Shades of ABZ says:

    No.

  8. M. says:

    Who will be offering the “8000 Euros’ worth of prizes”? I’d be the first to boycott them.

  9. pocoyo says:

    Kif inhi din li Salvu u Roger qed jattakkaw lil xi kandidati Laburisti bhal Deborah Schembri u issa lil Silvio Parnis?

    Mhux ghax Parnis fih x’ wiehed jammira, apparti. Tghid hemm xi kompetituri taghhom fuq id-distrett li jridu jtuhom palata tal-Maltatoday?

  10. Brian says:

    ‘Prizes include a mattress, a bedroom and €1,000 worth of tiles.’

    …Sorry ta, he… it-tiles prima, jew seconds?

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      “A mattress, a bedroom and €1,000 worth of tiles.”

      Sounds like the kit list for a dirty weekend.

      • silvio says:

        Dear Baxxter.

        Before being tempted to join in this “Dirty weekend” make sure the dates do not coincide with those of the P.N. independence celebrations.

        It would be a pity to miss all that Laham Taz-Ziemel, Bebbux, and all that other sophisticated food served by pretty P.N virgins.

        You will also have the chance to meet most of the nouveau riche, some accompanied by their newly imported companions.

        If you are lucky enough you might even have the honour of touching, yes actually touching, one of the P.N. ministers.

        But for this you must prepare yourself beforehand. It could be such an emotional sensation, not all of us can take.

        By the way, don’t forget to take your wallet. If it’s cash just donate and forget. If on the other hand it’s going to be a hefty cheque, don’t forget to write on the back, the pjacir you expect in return.

      • mandango70 says:

        @ Silvio

        You forgot to mention the famous “bigilla” alongside the “laham taz-ziemel”. What party would it be without the bigilla?

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Silvio seems to think I’m one of those Nazzjonalisti. Perhaps even a bazuzlu Nazzjonalist. His buddies over at francodebono.com have revealed the half million Euro contract awarded by the government to my legal firm. They’re wrong, Silvio. It was EUR 572,389.12.

        But you seem like a Nazzjonalist ta’ veru. Why don’t you trot along to the festa tal-hut?

      • Not Tonight says:

        Silvio, the so-called nouveau riche are predominately Labour.

        Those who swear they cannot make ends meet when they are talking politics and boast of their expensive trips, designer accessories and other bullshit when speaking on more general terms.

      • silvio says:

        @ Baxxter

        Yes, perfectly right. I am a true Nationalist but not one of the new Bastardjati Nationalists, the one taken over by the Gonzi P.N. clique.

        As far as the legal fees you received, all I can say is good luck to you. Be sure I do not envy you, because I had my share as well.

  11. Catsrbest says:

    In 2012 he is only copying what the PN use to do in the 80s – Festa Familja – and those feasts use to be massive and very well organised, just like everything the PN does.

  12. H.P. Baxxter says:

    They’ll all be gathered in one place. Good. We can nuke them from orbit.

    If we could get Hector Bruno or some such to organise the PN equivalent in the same location we could at least give this blasted island a fighting chance.

  13. vitor says:

    @ Daphne,

    There will be a stand selling jewellery. Buttardi, perhaps?

  14. The Mouse Family says:

    Have Walt Disney or the IP rights holders been informed about the presence of Mickey and Mini Mouse at the Fest?

    http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20120820/local/silvio-parnis-s-big-launch.433650

  15. Alfred Bugeja says:

    OK. It is called the silly season for a reason. But this goes far beyond silly.

  16. Lomax says:

    Anyone knows where it will be held? I will make sure to steer clear on the day.

  17. MICHELLE says:

    Jekk ma hemmx infern ghal hatt hemm wiehet ghalik
    u meta tigi biex tirtira tilqa idejkm ghal penzjoni avolja kien IL KBIRA DOM MINTOFF li tat li poplu malti id dritt ghal beneficji socjali VIVA IL PERIT DOM MINTOFF u meta tmur inti is saints will march out

  18. SOFIE says:

    Illum nagħti raġun lil dawk kollha li jikkundannawk. Int m’intix dehen li tissejjaħ nazzjonalista BĦALI. Għalkemm jien nazzjonalista u proud to be NAZZJOANLISTA minn Silvio Parnis qatt ma rajt għajn ħażina anzi meta kelli bżonnu sibtu u fetaħli l-bieb u għini, u jaf li aħna familja nazzjonalista SAKHEMM NIBQGĦU. M’għandniex għalfejn nitmejjlu b’attivita’ li fuq kollox il-partit tagħna stess ser jagħmel xi ħaġa simili tagħha fuq il-fosos. Barra minn hekk dalgħodu kmieni sirt naf li din il-festa ġiet imħassra minħabba l-mewt ta’ Mintoff. Ara int waqajt partit għar-redikolu. Immissek tistħi.

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