Perhaps Michelle could start work by writing the first-ever Labour porn to raise funds for the party

Published: August 7, 2012 at 1:18pm

He has good tongue, he keep thing moving…

From a comment posted beneath Malta Today’s current story (more on that later) about Jason Micallef:

he was close with Alfred Sant, he has a good tongue, he makes thing moving

Fifty Shades of Red, featuring Mr Micallef in lieu of Mr Grey, coming up (oooo errr) soon. Well, what can I say? He certainly has the collection of neck-ties.

Now there’s something Michelle could do at home, in true Little House on the Prairie fashion: write the first-ever Labour porn and donate the proceeds to the party’s thrilling billboard campaign.




10 Comments Comment

  1. dudu says:

    ‘he was close with Alfred Sant, he has a good tongue, he makes thing moving’

    Excuse me Daphne, but this the comment of the year.

  2. pm says:

    If I remember correctly, this would not be the first Labour porn. I stand to be corrected but when Labour’s HQ was at the Macina, there was word around that it had been used as a porn setting with one of the secretaries and girls from the brigata. The secretary had to emigrate to the UK.

  3. Mark Vella says:

    The first-ever Labour porn was filmed back in the late 1980s by the Stephen Ciantar, MLP Propaganda Secretary.

    http://s14.postimage.org/bwtz2wg5d/Stephen_Ciantar.jpg

  4. Matt says:

    It’s only a matter of a short time before Jason shoves aside Joseph Muscat.

    Muscat is mindful of this and for him to stay at the helm of MLP he has to push for the extreme dead end Labour policies.

  5. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Can I shadow-write the novel for her? I could do with some extra cash.

  6. MANDANGO 70 says:

    And you called my nickname “awful and vulgar”.

    Pot, there’s kettle on line 2!

    [Daphne – Look, I know you’re kind of addicted, but try to keep it under control.]

  7. Hibernating from Malta says:

    cracked me up :)

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