Sorry, Mario, but we don’t want a diplomatic incident with the Cocos Islands
Published:
August 13, 2012 at 2:18am
Mario P. Sciberras
Yesterday, 18:59
Can’t we organiise a “maratona ghal gbir ta’ fondi” so that we can send the “onorevoli” on holiday somewhere….preferably somewhere far. They say that the Cocos Islands are quite nice. If we are lucky we’ll only collect enough for a one way ticket.
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This might make a better destination:
http://www.asiaexplorers.com/vietnam/fighting_cock_island.htm
Qabel trid tara jekk jaccettawh f’dik id-destinazzjoni, li ma morrux nigbru xi partita flus u jibqa’ f’wiccna.
Do they grow coconuts there?
What’s one more?
If there’s a Cuckoo Island, better still.
He might find the right kind of pony here:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/scotland/highlands-and-northern-islands/shetland-islands
Apparently, Cocos island is uninhabited. Seems ideal for Franco, his cock and his pony.
Do you really expect them to take up your offer?
They have become accustomed to much upmarket places, and all expenses paid by you and me.
Send him to Bang Cock. He needs a bit of that.