CAPTION COMPETITION
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September 24, 2012 at 9:59pm
Please try not to be too rude about the man who will soon be our deputy prime minister and minister of home affairs.
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“I’ve shaved off my moustache and even let Natius Ola have a go at my chest hair.”
Il-imqazza x’qata tajtni, hsiebtek is-sahhara.
“X’inhu? Sharon nefqet €57,000 f’keychains u festini u xorta baqghet l-art?”
Gadgets, mhux keychains, ja arjurant.
“Aqtaghha ghax nirkeb arjuplan u nifqak mal-Empire station.”
Anglu: “Imnalla kwazi skirt, ghax ta’ warajja ventriloku – u dahhal idu daqshekk!”
Anglu: “L-imqaddsa x’qatgha tajtni! Hsibtek ridt tiehu ritratt for di rekort”
L-istra! Hsibtni rajt lil Yana Mintoff.
Kev, stick to English, please. Or come to me for private lessons in Maltese.
Tiswija: Il-imqaddsa! X’qatgha tajtni! Hsibtek Sharon!
Jekk joghgbok, sinjur, ghax fil-primarja ma kellix Malti. Imma naf hafna dutrina. Tridx inpartu?
“U Jason Micallef jista’ jbusli sormi. Nghidlu jien ha nitla’ mil-Mosta.”
Dak tal-flokk abjad: “X’ iz-zikk qed jghid?”
“Ajma ma! Lili ser irqqadni, xi dwejjaq fieh.” Qabzet l’ohra. “Mix li kien li jaqtahha.”
“U dan, minn iz-z@bb hu?” Sklama dak ta warajh. “Minn gabulna hawn? Fejn hu s-segretarju tal-gazin, ha nghidlu…”
“Jiena ala biebi minnhu.” Qal dak tan-nuccjali.
‘Home affairs’: Ministru ta’ dawk li jiehdu hsieb id-djar fil-Most Feminist Government in Maltese History
“Tafu li Franco ghandhu wiehed daqshekk, madoff?”
“Ghax m’ghidtulix li hawn Jason ukoll. Kieku ma kontx nersaq ‘l hawn.”
…sho he told me *hic!* that I should be *hic!* a lawyer and that *hic!* ish how I got into politits *hic!*
“Nitlob lin-nisa preżenti biex jgħalqu għajnejhom għax biex inkun liberali se jkolli nagħmel xi mossi psataż ħalli infehemhom aħjar.”
“Jaqaw qed indejjaqkom? Int, ta’ hdejja, qum minn hemm! U int, ta’ warajja, dik x’espressjoni hi? Jaqaw bghattu l-invit lili bi zball? Ridtu lil Jason hux?”
“Il-hofra li hemm f’mohhi, kbira daqshekk.”
“L-inbid hadni.”
“Jason bellali wiehed daqs dan”
Woman on Anglu’s right: “Forsi jekk naghlaq ghajnejja, ma nismax ic-cucati li qed jghid!”
I can only think that he is referring to Joey.
It would be too rude to elaborate.
“Mela ghadkom bil bandiera hamra hawn? Nehhu minn hemm ghax ma jivvutawlniex tal-pepe'”.
“Hbieb, I called you here today because I thought it was time to talk to you about the elephant in the room.
What, why are you looking at me like that?”
“Natius qaxxarli wicci u x’imkien iehor, u bellaghli wiehed daqs dan.”
“Meta qalli li ser jaghmilli ‘Brazilian,’ hsibtu se jgibli lil Pele’.”
“Tiftakru meta fil-pulizija konna nkantaw: Ma taghmlu xejn, mal-Perit Mintoff?”
Guy on right: Dan min iz-z**b hu daloghdu? Ma kellux jigi Joseph u lil-din? Tieghu, aaw xi z**b? Tal-One News insomma, dik. Sabiha ta! Mela…
Guy 2nd right: Dan darbgha kien Li-Spettur Farrugia tafux? Kemm kien bully fiz-zmien!
Guy 3rd right: Warabli ras ghax ghandi bewla taqsam!
Ang: You see, politics is very much like making love to a beautiful woman……hux hekk qalbi hi? (to lady on left)
Lady on left: Ara hallini norqod Ang….issa qanna gejt?? ZZZZZZzzzzz……
The Road to Election day.
14 minutes ago
3 GIDBIET HOXNIN f’24 siegha mill- klikka ta’ GonziPN u l-gazzetti tieghu.
; Gonzi GIDEB meta qal li l-MLP ser jiffriza l-paga minima.
; L-Assistent Parlamentari Stephen Spiteri ma qalx il-verita meta f’intervista ddikjara li fl-erba snin li ghaddew ipprezenta fil-parlament d-dikjarazzjonijiet tal-assi tieghu.
; Il-Gurnal Times of Malta hareg artiklu qarrieq u giddieb dwar xi ftehim li ghamel Dr Muscat mal-Kaccaturi li qatt ma sar fejn anke gie michud wkoll mill-FKNK.
Huwa Xokkanti li tal-PN qeghdin jaqghu f’dawn it-tattici moqzieza u malinni sabiex jiskreditaw u jippruvaw jumiljaw lil Dr Muscat. (GP)
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>>>>They’re confident they’re winning, so they’re back attacking The Times<<<<<
“Hu pacenzja, sinjura, u ghalaq daqxejn ghajnejk ha nurihom daqsiex fih.”
Whoever took this photo is a genius.
Look at the looks on the faces of the people surrounding Magna Cum, particularly the man behind him.
Not to say anything of Magna Cum’s own expression.
The photo is like a Renaissance painting – where the extras are as important as the protagonist.
I would call it, The Aftertaste. (Because of the liquid in the glass.)
“And now for my next trick….. screwing the country.”
“Ghalkemm jien mhux tekniku, bejn wiehed u iehor xi daqshekk ikun fihom il-qassati li ha naghmel meta nkun ministru. Dan qieghed nghidu bil-quddiem biex inkun on di rekort, sewwa hija.”
“Did somebody spike my drinks? My official tester over here is gradually getting high.”
“Jien insawwat naf! Min imissu?”
‘Ghidilghom PC kif konna nhabbtughom ras ma ras dak iz-zmien fid-depot’
The deputy leader of the Malta Labour Party demonstrates the size of his moustache before he accepted makeover tips from Karmenu Vella.
“Meta kont fil-pulizija kont naghbadhom minn ghonqhom hekk u malajr jiffirmaw statement.”
“Meta interrogajna lil ta’ Haz-Zebbug kelli nnizzel n-noti fuq notebook daqshekk, ghax it-typewriter kienu qed isawtuhom bih. Jahasra pero nsejt nnizzilha tat-typewriter. Mnalla ftakru x-xiehda, ara.”
By far the best one. Please give the prize for the competition to Walter – was it a pair of plastic tits the last time I checked?
[Daphne – Yes, but they don’t come with a lady attached.]
‘Dan x’gibtli haw, Fracsati?’
“Ghandi truncheon daqs dan.”
“Semplici hux …. ara saqsi li dak hi ghax jien mhux tekniku.”
Lady to the right of Spettur Gadget: ‘Dan se jkun Ministru dalwaqt? …. Mulej Hudni!’
“Iva, rajthom igurru lil Nardu Debono imma ma stajt naghmel xejn ghax kont qed insawwat lil xi hadd iehor!”
“EeH.. jien? … bicca TUMPANA.. just for d rekort.”
“X’inhu ? Minn qallek? Cert li l-leader accetta li Jason Micallef johrog fuq il-Mosta?”
“Sempliċi ħi. On the rekort, irid ikollok seba’ pilastri f’demokrazija: il-parlament, il-ġudikatura, l-eżekuttiv, l-istampa, Joey, Toni, Jason, u jien … żomm …”
“Diga ghidtlek li m’inix tekniku, qieghda on the rekkord. Semplici.”
“Tieghi kbir daqshekk.”
“Isma, mhux billi ha tiehu r-ritratti, inti mhux tan-Nazzjon hux?”
And after the photographer confirmed he’s not, Farrugia went on to ask:
“Ghiduli minn fejn xtrajtuha z-zebgha tal-bieb ta’ barra, ghax la nitilghu il-bibien ta’ kastilja laghqa hekk irridu ntuhom”
“Biex xi darba insir leader irid ikolli culo grande cosi.”
Lady next to Anglu : “Alla hares jgholli idejh ghax riha ta’ iljunfanti jkollna”