My God, Elvis hasn’t left the building, after all
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September 12, 2012 at 1:42am
Elvis sightings be damned. Dom Mintoff has been spotted in Greece, caring for Mediterranean monk seals in a desperate attempt at avoiding being reincarnated as a cockroach.
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Dom of the Dead.
I knew they should have spread weed killer over his grave.
Hot off the press.
Chalie Mangion mistghagbin kemm hu mahruq. Ha ghalih hej, ghax il-kuntratt ta’ Yana ghamlu Sceberras Trigona.
Qalla “tajba din – meta xtrajt bl-erba telef lira tajtni c-cejca u issa ghax qlajt il-miljuni qallajt hamsin elf euro lil dak l-AST. Mela jien taz-zejjed u n-nieqes jewilla.”
Have a good night, D.
Cockroach? Damn. Just killed him again I think.
Is there any news of Dom Mintoff’s will?
If these apparitions continue, he cannot be registered as dead, and therefore his death certificate, which is an essential item to publish a will, cannot be issued.
Sure won’t hurt…very tough indeed.
He’s been resurrected to take care of MONK seals. Not bad for an anti-cleric.
The Saviour’s resurrected, after all.
Isn’t that insulting to the seals?
(Welcome back Daph!)
He’s too clean to be Dom.
Perfect likeness.
And even the other one, in a cap, looks like Dom.
May be he’s stealing their fur?
Viva l-miljuni.
Li jtik Gonzi hux hekk?
Oh look, daph, and the seal looks just like you! What a perfect resemblance!
[Daphne – The last thing I look like is a monk seal, Anonymous. But then you’ve never seen me in real life, so how would you know. The women who have the face-and-body shape of a monk seal tend to be at Silvio Parnis’s coffee mornings – though of course, they are not half as cuddly and their hair tends to be crimson.]
Anonymous, it would seem, yearns to stroke Daphne.
For once, I actually agree with your comment about parnis’ coffee mornings. I’m still not voting for him
Can’t be him – that jacket is new.