Don’t despair, Mr Baron Cohen
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October 11, 2012 at 7:12pm
Ali G, Borat, Bruno, The Dictator….if Sacha Baron Cohen has run out of inspiration, he should make a case study of a very stylish and elegant (but balding and pushing 40) rebel of my (very slight) acquaintance.
Ali G
Borat
Bruno
The Dictator
The village bore
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Marvin, the paranoid android.
‘Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and all they ask me, is to make some tea’
This must be the best comparison to date. We should try to teach him how to fly.
Or try to use a happy vertical people transporter, which would in turn, insist on participating in the decision-making process.
Imagine Franco trying to argue his way up from the basement.
You forgot the mankini, it would suit Dr Debono nicely, he will definitely get more attention in it.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mankini&hl=en&rlz=1C1CHFX_en-GBGB466GB466&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=2_12UKDaFcWShgftk4CYCw&sqi=2&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=643
With that he can compete with ‘Pipi’s’ braces, of which he seems to be so jealous.
I doubt it. He probably thinks his big pony can’t fit in a mankini.
Franco is actually realising his dream of becoming party leader (which party is insignificant). Every motion he presents, every complaint he makes, the Labour Party agrees with him and actually supports him.
Isn’t that what loyal party followers do? Follow the leader “Franco”.
Muscat once again is acting as a poodle . First he was Sant’s poodle now Debono’s . Once Debono opens his mouth he follows .
I think the Onorevoli Kap tal-Oppożizzjoni is in reflective mode right now. It may have finally dawned on him that he has been playing with fire for some time now.
What if this Debono syndrome is contagious?
Muscat’s turned his party into a muviment with no name and no discernable platform. He’s also desperately trying to corral a pack of dinosaurs from the day-before-yesteryear with a couple of fresh-faced and hopelessly naive star candidates, and a rich and famous old dung-flinger. Some rainbow coalition he’s got there.
He can’t possibly make ministers and parliamentary secretaries out of all the “racanc” he finds in his skip post-election. Will he have the cojones to stand up to his uppity backbenchers, or will he try to crush them when they act up?
The joke amongst Labour insiders is, ‘int issa nitlighu mbaghad naraw’, a double entendre to Joseph’s tenuous hold onto the leadership once elected.
It cannot be reduced to plain incompetence that in four years, the PL under his helm hasn’t been able to produce a comprehensive manifesto. It’s become a lame excuse, I say, conceited, not to produce any policy.
It’s also ethically wrong, a political party works consistently for the betterment of a country, a social contract cannot be a source of blackmail.
One insider told me, eight months ago, that he was quite sure Joseph will be up to it. A couple of weeks ago, a common firned told me, the same was having serious doubts what will really happen.
With Labour there’s a consistent pattern, first they spend most of their time at each other, then, when they’ve sorted their interests out and decided who’ll get what, it will be our turn. Sant had Mintoff but the whole party behind him. Joseph doesn’t.
How ironic. Franco is disloyal to his party but loyal to the party in opposition. Very soon, once the election is over, Franco will be forgotten by both his party and by the Labour Party.
He will no longer feature on the news.
He will not feature in any blog. Nobody will read his blog. When this time comes it will be very tough for this village lawyer. Things might become really serious than.
He may then need constant watch
Shouldn’t that be “The Village Boor”?