Franco wants a wife. Will mail order do?

Published: October 27, 2012 at 2:09pm

It’s not just other men’s positions that our friend from Hal Ghaxaq is envious of. It’s also their wives.

Franco really needs to find one of his own, and fast. This fixation with other men’s wives is really getting embarrassing for him, if he were capable of feeling any sort of embarrassment, that is.

I’m told that you can now literally order one off a catalogue, and that they are accustomed to being obedient.




22 Comments Comment

  1. Ken il malti says:

    Someone should explain to Franco that women love a REAL bad boy and not a tantrum toddler like he is.

    And they certainly can spot the difference.

  2. Matt says:

    I wonder what he plans to do after the election?

    Aren’t his law associates embarrassed to be in business with him? Haven’t they realized that he is a liability to the law firm?

  3. edgar says:

    If Franco needs an address to mail order a wife all he has to do is call his colleague , Manuel Mallia. They come with jerrycans of water, all included

  4. Alf says:

    Franco, since you seem to be in need of a wife, here are some links you may wish to try:

    http://www.datanta.ph/user-view_user-849.html

    http://www.dateinasia.com/ailene+aguanza

    http://www.fiance.com/agency.asp?main=page&id=133140

    Good luck.

  5. andi says:

    Behind every great man there’s a great woman. That just about wraps Franco’s situation, I guess. I don’t think mothers are a consideration.

  6. ciccio says:

    Isn’t this what Labour would call an “Attakk fahxi u personali fuq il-familja ta’ Austin Gatt”?

  7. WhoamI? says:

    My God, did you break up with him (break free from him)?

  8. lola says:

    There are so many women in Malta. It is so easy to find one.

    If he goes to Paceville he can easily choose one.

    [Daphne – He’s way too old for Paceville, lola. They’ll think he’s a perve.]

    But then it depends on what he wants a woman for. To take care of him, to share with him, to love him?

  9. JPS says:

    Franco –

    Better a wife than just a mummy, at your age.

  10. Erasmus says:

    Has the marriage with Daphne fallen through? Shame.

  11. Angus Black says:

    “What a man. When he’s in trouble he ropes in the Party and the Cabinet”

    Yes, Franco, but you forgot the Party Executive who barred you from contesting on the PN ticket come next election.

    You must be contacting your circle of friends for moral support, a circle which one could refer as a circle of ‘friends of friends’? A ‘clikk’, perhaps?

  12. Popeye says:

    L-odwa t-tajba, Daphne. Jekk joghgbok, tista tespandi fuq dan is-suggett in generali (tal-blog post tieghek)?

    Nirrikonoxxi li dan huwa ”small talk”, imma naprezza jekk issib hames minuti biex tikteb hafna aktar dwar dan.

  13. Daphne: Bzajt iggib il-kumment li ghamiltlek fuq dan is-sugget, hux ? Chicken !

    [Daphne – What subject, Mr Privitera? I don’t upload comments which drag in third parties who have nothing to do with the issue.]

    • Jozef says:

      Shut up, Mr.Privitera, what the hell are you trying to do now, turn this blog into something you like?

      Honestly, what is it with you people?

      Totally undemocratic, allergic to anything which doesn’t suit your blessed chit chat, rude, confrontational and guaranteed to tend to macho posturing.

      Get a load of Viagra and go play croquet with your bollocks elsewhere, will you – say, Aldo Moro Road during rush hour.

    • Popeye says:

      Daphne, tista’ tgħidilna aktar jekk joġbgħok? Persuna irrabjata magħandiex tigi issottovalutata…….

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