Suicide bomber

Published: October 1, 2012 at 8:40pm

My Bla Kondixin husband, Franco Debono, is now in full suicide-bomber mode, so I thought I’d buy him something as an early Christmas present, given that he’s not going to be around on 25 December (thank God).

I looked and I looked and I scoured the internet, but I couldn’t find one of these with a Big Pony on.




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  1. Just me says:
    October 1, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    I wish you had a thumbs up feature Daphne cause you really made me laugh.

    Have a look at this video. It is so appropriate for Franco, especially from around 40 seconds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw5BzMrGviA

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  2. anthony says:
    October 1, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    I am planning on buying him something completely different.

    I am looking on the net for some magic potion or formula that will make him last a thousand years.

    That is how long he deserves to be scoffed at.

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  3. Antoine Vella says:
    October 1, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    This other jacket is also nice. For special occasions.

    http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa475/A_V11/Debonospresent.jpg

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  4. Antoine Vella says:
    October 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    This is the front view. (Yes, there’s a logo on each side because he doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going).

    http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa475/A_V11/Straitjackettad-ditta.jpg

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  5. ciccio says:
    October 1, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Oh no, this will make him a martyr.

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  6. Konti Ugolino says:
    October 1, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    For Christmas I would love to see him stuffed with chestnuts and then microwaved with turnips and carrots to be served as pet food for the abandoned animals at SPCA.

    I suppose that qaulifies for incitement for cruelty to animals.

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  7. elephant says:
    October 2, 2012 at 5:40 am

    I think the proper word to describe Franco Debono is ‘miskin’.

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  8. Wayne Hewitt says:
    October 2, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Buy him this. It might help relieve him.

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Furgee-Inflatable-Blow-Up-Doll-Novelty-Toys-Hen-Funny-Stag-Night-Gift-for-Men-/110955301813?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET&var=&hash=item19d5738bb5#ht_1403wt_906

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  9. Lola says:
    October 2, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Funny isn’t it?Franco will make a very nice partner and you will be a very sweet couple.Daphne I am jealous of you.He is making you famous and world renowned.If I were not married
    I would have liked to be in your ‘position’

    [Daphne – I am married too, Lola. No, he would make a lousy husband. The reasons are screamingly obvious. And that is quite apart from the fact that I’m really not into slumming it.]

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