Who is this?

Published: October 9, 2012 at 11:34pm

I had no idea that Labour now issues (red) VVIP passes to special people at its meetings. Is this a backstage pass which allows them into Hendrix Muscat’s changing room for some group sex, or what?

So, now that the pass stuck to his front tells me that this man is a FUTUR VVIP, I want to know who he is.

Can anybody tell me?




42 Comments Comment

  1. Edward says:

    VVIP? WTF?

  2. david farrugia says:

    Sindku ta’ Marsascala.

  3. paul says:

    I think he’s the Mayor of Marsascala.

  4. M. Grech says:

    It’s Mario Calleja, mayor of Marsascala and future PL candidate.

    [Daphne – That was quick. Thank you.]

    • marks says:

      He also happens to be Reno Calleja’s brother (remember il-kolonna tal-partit, besotted by Communist China, and turning a blind eye on the Tienanmen massacre)

  5. Joseph Attard says:

    The last time I heard this term being used it was over 6 years ago, Tuesday, March 7 2006 to be exact, on an Air Malta flight to London.

    The plane was delayed and when the crew were asked what the problem was we were told that they had to wait for some VVIPs. They turned out to be Michael Frendo and his personal assistants travelling Air Malta Club Class, of course, at the people’s expense as usual.

    There again it might be someone who works for Vibhor Vaibhav Infrahome Pvt. Ltd.

  6. Harry Purdie says:

    A fiting addition to the menagerie.

  7. AnonX says:

    He bears a similarity to Reno “Il-Kolonna” Calleja. Are they related ?

  8. A Borg says:

    Ex police inspector Mario Calleja. I believe he had to leave the police force. He was special guest on a number of RTK programmes to speak on marriage even though everyone knows that he has no credentials to do so whatsoever.

  9. SC says:

    He looks like Ian Smith who played Harold Bishop in Neighbours.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Smith_(actor)

  10. Gahan says:

    That’s Mario Calleja: ex police Inspector(?), hails from Tarxien and nephew of Il-Kolonna Reno Calleja. Mayor of Marsascala.

    No need to tell you how he entered the police corps in the Golden Years.

  11. Gahan says:

    It’s not the future which unites Labour it’s their hatred to Gonzi and the PN.

    Once in power they will continue blaming Gonzi and the PN for the disaster they will create.

  12. Joseph Caruana says:

    Tal-qalba, tal-qalba. Viva l-lejbu-rust regime tal-80s.

  13. Matthew says:

    Nephew of Reno Calleja and former police inspector.

  14. caflanga says:

    The mayor of Marsascala, a former police inspector, of the likes of Anglu Farrugia.

    His sister is married to former Superintendent Peter Paul Zammit, another rogue inspector from the Anglu Farrugia school.

    PPZ is now a legal procurator who works for Dr Zrinzo Azzopardi.

    Back to the mayor, he runs a Golden Harvest shop somewhere, I think in that same village.. a confectionery, a great meeting base for voters.

    And yes, Reno Calleja (viva c-Cina u l-Korea) is the mayor’s uncle. Ajjut.

  15. jack says:

    “VVIP” – “Very Very Important Person” – I had hoped that this inanity had been restricted only to parties.

    You know, so that you can lord it over the lesser mortals. How is this compatible with being “il-partit tal-haddiem” u “ugwaljanza ghall-kulhadd” is mind-boggling.

  16. Ganni Xewki says:

    From his website:

    http://mariocalleja.webs.com/aboutme.htm

    Mr. Calleja is well known for his kind and caring personality and he also visited Peru for two months in 2004 and for fifteen days in 2009 to help the poor of the poorest. This was one of his greatest experiences in life.

    GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

    He is a VVIP because he can bless us! Thank you, Mr Calleja.

  17. mandango70 says:

    Ok, so this is your “international network of spies”? I thought it went beyond a “david farrugia”, a “paul” and an “m grech”. I thought it was a more sophisticated John Le Carre’ style network.

    Quite a let down really, I love spy stories.

  18. DAPHNE U SINJURI TA’ GONZIPN, AQRAW DIN FORSI TNEHHU FTIT MILL-ISTESS LI WED JIKKAWZALKHOM FRANCO DEBONO:

    Mela kien hemm anzjana li wara li kienet ilha tistenna l-Arriva xi tliet kwarti, fl-ahhar irnexxielha tirkeb.
    Billi l-karozza kienet mimlija sa ruh ommha, ix-xiha hatfet kanna u hija u titbandal qalet b’lehen gholi: ” Nirringrazzja lil Alla lespsilha f’widnejha: ” fl-ahhar irkibt “.

    Nazzjonalist sarkastiku minn Hal-Ghaxaq (zgur li mhux Franco Debono !) li nzerta hdejha , pespsilha f’widnejha: ” Isma, Alla m’ghandux x’jaqsam maal- Arriva. Lil Aistin Gatt trid tirringrazzja “.

    L-anzjana tbissmet u qaltlu, ” Tajjeb. Nirringrazzja lil Austi. Imma hares, jekk Austin jirrizenja mbaghad lil min se nirringrazzja ?”

    In-nazzjonalist dahaq u wegibha, ” IMBAGHAD IRRINGRAZZJA L’ALLA !”

    Robert Martyn Gatt – L-Orizzont, 10 ta’ Ottubru 2012.

    • wahwah says:

      il-qahbec kemm int funny, Sur Privitera! Minhabba fik ser nispicca l-Mater Dei ghax tant dhaqt li qed jugani gembejja.

      Il-vera fik buffu gustuz. Int ma tafx tigdem ilsienek u xuftejk u li ghandek tghid tghidu kif inhu. Jien inhobb insegwik fuq ic-CNI. Tiftahilna ghajnejna fuq l-Ewropa fuq l-iSmash ghax vera taf xi tghid u tghidx kemm nitghallem minghandek.

    • spa says:

      hekk ghidt jien, “grazzi alla” meta mintoff waqqa’ l-gvern socjalist ta alfred sant

    • Futur Imcajpar says:

      Fqajtna bid-dahq, eh! Kemm ghandek sense of humour bazwi.u infantili, insomma, bhall-argumenti li sirt iddardarna bihom ta’ spiss,.

    • rjc says:

      Istra kemm dhaqna!

      Jekk dal-bniedem isib kitba bhal din (u ma nsemmhux l-izballji) umoristika veru miskin.

    • Angus Black says:

      Hahaha, qsamtna bid-dahk, Eddy.

      Kos, kieku ktibta bil-Malti tajjeb u bi ftit aktar sens, kieku kont ittina gost izjed!

      Applika ghal kors fir-‘Repeater class’ ta Sant kemm jista jkun malajr!

    • Jozef says:

      Uploading the same joke on two blogs in one day isn’t allowed.

      • ciccio says:

        Jekk ma kisirx il-copyright u l-propjeta intellettwali (tinstema daqsxejn socjalista din il-propjeta), ukoll.

    • ciccio says:

      Sur Privitera, fl-eta tieghek ghadek taqra l-Beano, id-Dandy, u l-Orizzont?

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Sur Privitera, attent b’dan ic-cajt. Fl-età tieghek id-dahq qawwi jista’ jikkawza rectal prolapse.

  19. Joshua says:

    Star Ken di dejt. ****

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