Labour delivers, eh? So what’s it to be – pizza or Chinese?

Published: November 29, 2012 at 9:27pm




41 Comments Comment

  1. The chemist says:

    That’s the only good thing Joseph has to offer.

  2. Tania says:

    Now there’s a job he looks suited to, although I still would not want him knocking on my door.

  3. U Le! says:

    I would give him a big tip. Like the tips he gave the people of Iceland, like he gave us during his programme Made in Brussels and like he gave PM Gonzi to follow the example of Cyprus.

  4. ciccio says:

    Exactly my thoughts when I saw that billboard. Joseph the delivery boy.

  5. drewsome says:

    Ugh, no, thanks. Just had this vision of Joseph moulting all over my pepperoni cheese deep pan….while the country suffers an acute and widespread attack of the economic runs.

    Roll on 2013. Sigh.

  6. scott brown says:

    I always thought there was an imbalance in favour of PL with respect to our state hospital. There was always a Labour Ward, so why not a Nationalist Ward.

    Am I now to assume that Joseph Muscat will now take over the Delivery Ward as well? That’s obscene.

    • etil says:

      Great sense of humour !

    • Yanika says:

      The Labour Ward and The Delivery Suite are ONE and the same thing.

      Get the pun?

    • David Meilak says:

      Scott! You reminded me about the moment when my first daughter was about to be born and I wheeled my wife on a wheelchair at Karen Grech Hospital back in 1990, I asked the nurse where I was supposed to go with my wife.

      The nurse directed me to the Labour Ward. I told the nurse that I waited for 16 years for a PN goverment and still I have to go to the Labour Ward!

      But then I told her that it’s OK, I’ll take my wife to the Labour Ward where it’s all pain but after that I will be going to Post Natal (PN) where all the pain will be forgotten.

    • Guzi says:

      Well, nice joke on the word Labour. But do you know that in Zabbar and in some other localities, there is actually a road named Labour Road, and in Maltese it is Triq il-Labour!

  7. Min Jaf says:

    By ensuring that the budget is approved by parliament, Joseph Muscat could show himself to be a statesman, but that is far too much to expect from a fossilised Super One hack.

  8. Grezz says:

    When I first saw that poster, I thought it was a spoof. Sadly, I now realise it isn’t.

    They WOULD have to use something like pizza/pizza delivery to appeal to certain people, wouldn’t they?

  9. yor/malta says:

    Crepe or crap .

  10. ciccio says:

    Labour Delivers.

    Ah, that explains all that talk about a roadmap.

  11. George says:

    It is getting clearer by the day that Joseph Muscat likes to cook not pizzas or Chinese but ‘FREJJEG’. His wife says he is so good at that kind of cooking.

  12. Taks Fors says:

    But of course Labour delivers…………including Luqa roundabout-type kinda things, same size.

  13. Phil McCavity says:

    More like debrained.

  14. Mark Vassallo says:

    How about a poster of Joseph in green medical garb holding up a newborn baby with the caption Labour Delivers?

    My PhotoShop skills aren’t up to scratch, but I’m sure someone can come up with something.

  15. x. says:

    Looks like he’s flipped the bird at us.

  16. Oscar says:

    I’d put a froga in the box instead of a pizza.

  17. Gahan says:

    Pizza da GIU-seppe !

  18. Joe says:

    Is delivery free or is there a service charge.?

  19. Grosvenor says:

    Delivers, what? Not a single one of them has been able to say what they’ll be delivering, should they ever be in power.

  20. Baffled! says:

    Is he also delivering a subtly extended middle finger to us all?

  21. La Redoute says:

    Hamburgers.

  22. mandango70 says:

    Hmm….could do with a bite of that at the mo.

  23. J. Pace says:

    LABOUR DELIVERS. That’s what the midwife said.

  24. Jozef says:

    If Labour felt the need to emphasize that Joseph delivers, there could be some alarm bells ringing somewhere in their ranks.

    The cardinal sin with Labour is to take people for granted, extending it to the anticipated result. No newcomer, in his right mind, would ever dream of making an adversary’s program his own. It sounds weak.

    Joseph may indeed deliver, but for how long? And who said it’s an easy ride anyway?

  25. Spiru says:

    Mhux burger kien qalilna li jhobb ?

  26. TROY says:

    One Napolitana to go, Joe.

  27. Michelle Pirotta says:

    Me: Hi, Is that Labour Delivers please? I’d like to order a pizza
    them: Xinhu? bil-malti pupa
    Me: Ok, nista’ nordna pizza?
    them: Ijja ghidlu sabiha
    Me: Er, x ghandkom fil-Menu?
    them: dak inhabbruh mad-data tal-elezzjoni..

  28. Helen says:

    Froga jew qassata

  29. trololol says:

    Fancy, I had a picture of Joseph, Labour, in a Labour delivery room, working as a midwife.

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