Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

Published: November 5, 2012 at 7:30pm

Franco Debono
Nov 05, 2012 @ 10:17:20

naqbel.
pero if you didnt manage to get your O levels the last thing you should do is make fun of a star student!

Franco Debono
Nov 05, 2012 @ 11:07:05

joseph calleja ma kellux o levels biex jidhol sixth form. i skipped sixth form second year
compare like with like




41 Comments Comment

  1. George Grech says:

    Ja pufta bil-pedigree! U jien ghandi dritt nghida ghax jien pufta di natura.

  2. MickeyMouse says:

    Ghadu ma indunax li inqas ma jitkellem ahjar forsi xi darba jigbor giehu.

    Trid tkun thossha biex iggib ruhek bhalek Dr Debono.

    I am no lawyer but my Form II result was by far much better than yours. I am so happy with what I have today – a REAL life.

    You are a lost cause but what is worse is that your madness will be affecting my future and by far my children’s future. Tal-misthija.

  3. Jozef says:

    And inevitably,

    ‘valletta21
    Nov 05, 2012 @ 16:57:27

    U dan calleja x’unur qed jaghmel lil Malta? Meta dan qatt ma juza l-lingwa maltija biex ikanta u issa lanqas biex jittkelem??? Jew jisthi juza? U ta’ dan tanieh midalja!!!!!!!!
    Li jdahhaq b’haddiehor mhux cajta,jew sar xi eroj dan issa. Daqt nibdew insejhulu Il-convoj ta’ sant calleja li dahhal fil-port u salva lil Malta……..’

  4. Ghaxqi says:

    Joseph Calleja ovvjament li jghir ghal Franco ghax il-mummy tieghu mhux sabiha daqs ta’ Franco.

  5. Antoine Vella says:

    No, really, I understand someone being boastful but there are ways and ways of doing it.

    Franco Debono is so pathologically naive – he doesn’t even boast like a grown-up but seems childlike – that I honestly believe he needs counselling.

  6. Lestrade says:

    It must be getting pretty lonely in that office on Strait Strreet ; you can’t miss it – it’s between South and Ordnance with the leitmotif being an abundance of pigeon droppings.

  7. FP says:

    A-Level English:

    Franco Debono
    Nov 05, 2012 @ 20:57:03

    why not?
    he is a good tenor! even if i have to pay it is worthed!

  8. H.P. Baxxter says:

    This Debono is really quite unfathomable.

    I am not one to believe in basking in another man’s success, for we are all, after all, in competition, but even I know that you shouldn’t attack your opponent where he is strongest.

    It’s like telling Superman that he shouldn’t strut about like a superhero because he cannot perform brain surgery.

    O levels aren’t worth one hair on a supermodel-trophy-girlfriend’s backside to Joseph Calleja.

    So you don’t choose that line of attack. You could say, for instance, that his repertoire is rather limited, that his acting skills have been torn to shreds by some critics, that he is piling on the pounds and will struggle to play Rodolfo.

    You could switch off Classic FM and tune to Mezzo to drown out all that belcanto Italianate rubbish, or hang up your poster of Ingela Bohlin and Magdalena Kožená (nice catch, Rattle!) and stare wistfully for hours…

    …Where was I? Yes. But O levels! I mean this is Playground 101. The Bolshoi (ah! Nina Kaptsova….) is not large enough to fit the fuck that Calleja does not give.

    Not that my advice will help, seeing as our Franco does not read this blog.

    • Harry Purdie says:

      My Gawd, Baxxter, you have an amazing way with words. Truly inspiring.

      However, being a rude, uncouth Canadian, I would have paraphrased your comment with a ‘FOF’—Fuck off Franco.

    • Frank says:

      ‘This Debono is really quite unfathomable.’

      Yes, in the words of Al Pacino, (Debono should know this one seeing that he likes to lift and mangle the occasional Pacino line), ‘he is as mysterious as a blocked toilet is to a plumber’.

  9. Sarah says:

    Whether or not Joseph Calleja has got any O- or A-levels is irrelevant. He is highly successful, admired and renowned worldwide.

    Franco Debono, on the other hand, is well-known only in Malta, and for all the wrong reasons.

  10. Natalie Mallett says:

    Kantalna wahda, Franco, halli nikkomparaw like with like.

    Ibda bin-Nessun Dorma ghax kulhadd ha joqghod imqajjem jistennik tibda tkanta.

    Kif ma tisthix taqa daqshekk ghac-cajt, ghid?

  11. Joe Micallef says:

    Did the moron have a mark for Music on his FormIIC manuscript?

  12. ciccio says:

    Nessun dorma, by Joseph Calleja. This performance is going to give Franco some sleepless nights.

  13. Tracy Flick says:

    Franco, quite a nice ‘song’, is it?

    Ahjar tmur torqod raqda twila twila ruhi.

  14. C Falzon says:

    Franco Debono has made one major achievement that we tend to overlook – he is the youngest MP we have ever had, at least as far as mental development is concerned.

    I used to think that Luciano Busuttil held that title, at 15, but judging by Franco’s blog it seems I was mistaken.

  15. Roger says:

    It might be interesting if Franco were to publish the rest of his results in secondary school, sixth form and university, and not just his Form IIC report. We might be in for a surprise.

    [Daphne – I can’t think of anything less interesting, right now.]

  16. Jozef says:

    Comparisons are odious, however I believe Calleja managed to exceed Caruso in purity of tone.

  17. miki says:

    Calleja is humility personified, dignified, talented, gifted.

    Debono – loser, psychotic, fucked up.

  18. Matt says:

    Thank you for uploading this video. Daphne your blog is not only informative but also entertaining. No wonder you get around 100,000 views daily.

  19. Francis Saliba says:

    Franco Debono claims that he skipped a year of Sixth Form. And how it shows.

  20. S Borg says:

    “Compare like with like”? Ok then, I will. How about this one:

    Joseph Calleja has a voice.
    Franco lost his.

  21. Joe Azzopardi says:

    Those who got good grades in Form II should take a look at the accomplishments of these uneducated persons:

    Michael Faraday, scientist
    Sminivasa Ramanujan, mathematician
    Mary Anning, discovered many species of dinosaurs
    Donald Harden, cracked the Zodiac Killer’s code and
    Gregor Mendel who discovered how genetics work

    And those are just the few.

  22. yan says:

    Joseph Calleja is a world famous high achiever. Franco Debono is nobody.

  23. Matthew says:

    Franco Debono keeps making a fuss about skipping a year of sixth form. He misses the irony.

    If what Franco says about Joseph Calleja is correct, Joseph skipped sixth form and university but still got his degree.

    Looks like Austin isn’t the only topper student to Franco.

  24. observer says:

    Somehow, I have a very faint suspicion that Franco cannot grasp the hell of a difference between rare musical talent and theatrical idiocy.

    It may be that is the reason why he tries to compare himself to – and claim himself better than – Joseph Calleja.

    Dear Franco, try – at least – to take a close look at the world of classical/operatic music before penning your imagined comparisons.

  25. L-Ispizjar Tal-Ghazla Tieghek says:

    Milli nista’ naqra minn dan il-blog, jien u dawk li ghandhom sfond mediku, bhali, naqblu minnufih li dan ir-ragel ghandu bzonn attenzjoni medika, u li ghandu dizordni fil-personalita’ tieghu li tissejjah full-blown u mhux mild.

    Li ma nistghux naqblu hu x’tip ta’ PD hi. Jien u Clemmer qed nghidu li hi bipolari, ohrajn qed jghidu li hi narcissistika.

    Li hu zgur ukoll hu li l-blog tieghu u d-diskorsi pubblici li jaghmel jghinuna shih biex inkomplu nistudjawh.

    Bicca xoghol li verament qed niehu gost naghmel ghax bhal dan, Alla wahdu, jaf meta naraw iehor bhalu.

    • Jozef says:

      Jien nista’ nghidlek li s-sitwazzjoni ddegenerat minn meta Joseph lahaq kap tal-opposizzjoni.

      Kien hemm certa insofferenza iva, ghal dak li kien isejjahlu ‘id-dwejjaq fil-pajjiz’, li Malta timix bil-mod izzejjed, pero’ ghallinqas kien ghadu jitkellem ma’ haddiehor.

      Franco nbidel kompletament, m’ghadux jintgharaf, donnu kull ma jrid jaghmel hu li jkisser lilu nnifsu. Li ma’ nistax nifhem hi kif ma’ jridx jinqala’ minnha.

      Jien ghandi s-suspett li d-diskors tat-teologija huwa hafna aktar importanti milli nahsbu, li anke l-ligi hija kompromess sfurzata fuqu b’parir sbaljat li hu ha u issa jobghod. Qisu ppretenda li ‘s-sagrificcju’ ma rendiex li haseb hu. U issa sploda.

  26. M Cassar says:

    Come on ladies and gents, do you mean to suggest that Dr. Franco Debono is not the best prima donna there is?

    The volatility, the unpredictability, the endless odious comparisons and character assassination of anyone who dares cross voices with him?

    The strutting…

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