The homoerotic lamentations of Franco ‘Almond Blossoms’ Debono
Hell hath no fury like a man scorned. Franco’s lamentations about his lost relationship with the prime minister are almost homoerotic.
Well, he did call his haiku book Almond Blossoms, conjuring up images of a hysterical balding lawyer pushing 40, flouncing around in a patterned kimono, or what’s known in Malta as ‘liebes gejxa’.
BRAZILIAN DRIBBLING : SOME ADVICE FOR DR GONZI
For years, to me Dr Gonzi was someone very special. To me he excelled in good qualities and he was larger than life. I followed him blindly and selflessly. Seeing him in the state he has been reduced to today, I must be honest to say that at times I feel sorry for him.
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How I wish it’s still the time I used to look at Gonzi in a completely different way. My perception unfortunately changed because he surrounded himself by people who have destroyed him. I tried to save him many times, as he knows, but was a minnow in that shark tub.
Issa ara x’kumbinazzjoni! Sibt video ta’ wahda liebsa gejxa.
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Can you get them in tubs now?
It is useless now, Franco.
No matter how much you try to shower praise on Gonzi, you are not going to be readmitted to the fold.
It does not only depend on Gonzi, but on all members of the Nationalist Party. You gave this government such a hard time; you almost caused them to be thrown out of power prematurely.
How can one forgive you? Franco, you think that you are such a very important asset to your party. Now please stop it and leave us all in peace.
We have to concentrate on the election and think to whom we are going to vote, to see who really deserves our vote. Now we all wish you bye-bye.
Franco as Madame Butterfly to Gonzi’s Pinkerton.
Where’s H.P. Baxxter? This is another chapter in his Fifty Shades of Red book. I think we must got to the fifth or sixth chapter by now.
Would you chaps pay if I had to publish it online? I cannot be expected to keep entertaining you gratis.
Whoa, Baxxter, this must be negotiated. As agreed at our last meeting and, as your agent, your ability to rouse the knowledgeble troops has to be tightly controlled,
Leave it to me.
Almond Blossoms is on sale for Eur7. You can do better than that.
Heck, the chavs have their 50 Shades of Grey and I’m getting jealous.
I’ll buy anything you publish, it’ll make good comic relief. Just don’t forget to write about Shenisyenne and her boyfriend with the karozza armata.
OK. I’ll start writing the second chapter of Fifty Shades of Grey. It’ll be a techno-political-erotic thriller.
Hell yeah. Let’s crowdfund me.
No, not an online version. You need to have a book signing session, I’m sure you’ll get more followers.
“Brazilian dribbling” advice. Did Baggio obtain that from Pele’?
Franco as Cio Cio San?
Interesting.
“Brazilian dribbling.” Nejxus, did you ever experience anything like this?
For those interested : Madama Butterfly NOT Madame. and by the way, I think that bit was not written by Franco – it looks like good English, which is not an attribute of this jerk.
He did NOT write that all by himself. The English and grammar aren’t great, but a darn sight better than his usual intelligible scrawls.
Was he in love with Gonzi?
He is in love with his Pinkerton.
“Hell hath no fury like a man scorned.”
More like “Hell hath no fury like a lady-man scorned. “
50 Shades of Drab(ono)