The first of the seasonal jokes is in

Published: December 3, 2012 at 2:20pm

Posted by H. P. Baxxter:

What did Franco say while stuffing his Christmas turkey?

Hekk, hu go fik.

And PLEASE – I don’t want this followed up by the next obvious joke about what Franco said in bed on Christmas morning. This is a family blog.




28 Comments Comment

  1. Paul Bonnici says:

    It seems that Franco will only have a turkey to stuff, nothing else.

  2. Joseph (Not Muscat) says:

    I had a really good scare when buying an appliance and the salesman said “You have a 5 year labour guarantee”.

    I just hoped for another 22 months not 60.

    • ciccio says:

      Were you buying a freezer?

      • Grezz says:

        No. A black and white Grundig television, for which a LM500 “favour” (that’s roughly 1165 Euros for the younger ones) was expected to be paid before one could be guaranteed one, after which one would then have to pay the selling price of the television itself.

  3. M. Grech says:

    Din is-sena, il-Christmas Father se jġiblu faħma lil Franco, għax dis-sena ma qagħadx bravu.

    Issa ħalli nara jekk taqtgħux għand min sejjer jibki l-ewwel.

  4. Harry Purdie says:

    Baxxter, more like a turkey stuffing a capon.

  5. ciccio says:

    I hope he doesn’t plan to shove his form 2c report in the turkey with the stuffing.

  6. anthony says:

    Franco speaks to his turkey in English on family blogs.

    “First it was the entire Maltese nation, now it’s your turn”.

  7. TROY says:

    Good one, Baxxter.

  8. Chris Ripard says:

    As Popeye said to Olive: “Get stuffed”

  9. Arutabil says:

    What are you going to say when stuffing your christmas turkey?

    ‘Bil-paroli kollu li ghandi m’ghandiex hila nsalva l-gvern’

    [Daphne – Oh, I see. It’s up to a newspaper columnist to save the government. Meta nghid li intom tal-Labour ghandkom il-lanzit minflok mohh, il-vera naf x’qed nghid. The same applies to typical Laburist Franco Debono, who you might well be given that you only pop up when he is discussed. And no, I am not slow and can read your nick backwards.]

    • Gahan says:

      Daphne biex nghidlek , jekk taqra in-nome de plume ta’ dan bil kontra tinduna kemm ghandu lanzit.
      Trying to be smart.

    • Daphne; INT mhux lanzit ghandek, izda HDURA U MIBEGHDA ! Tghid iggibu dan il-kumment ?

      • Vanni says:

        Nahseb aktar milli iggiba int fi xjuhitek, Edd.

        Sorry Daphne, but I couldn’t resist.

      • Jemima says:

        Ta’ lanqas Daphne qatt ma dehret fuq programmi televizivi tmaqdar, bhalek.

        Irid ikollok wiccek bla zejt biex tidher fuq programm prime time show, tgerger u ddejjaqna billi tghid b’kemm gholiet il-hajja fil-waqt li int, hlief terda fuq il-Paaaaartner ma tafx u ma tishix tghidha quddiem Malta kollha.

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