The first of the seasonal jokes is in
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December 3, 2012 at 2:20pm
Posted by H. P. Baxxter:
What did Franco say while stuffing his Christmas turkey?
Hekk, hu go fik.
And PLEASE – I don’t want this followed up by the next obvious joke about what Franco said in bed on Christmas morning. This is a family blog.
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http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2012-12-03/news/man-accused-of-keeping-animals-in-pitiful-conditions-477626369/
“Anglu Farrugia is defence counsel.”
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20121203/local/court-hears-about-cruelty-misappropriation-in-animal-sanctuary.447992
The times didn’t think that the defence counsel was relevant.
Well, I agree, but for different reasons
There we go….. high ethics and good principles! Get ready to be led and governed by these bunch of lowborn reprobates.
Anglu and Freddy are two ex-cops with a dark past.
And the future doesn’t look that bright, either.
It seems that Franco will only have a turkey to stuff, nothing else.
He himself can get stuffed alongside his turkey, for all I care.
If Franco does vote against the budget on Monday, Gonzi’s KLIKKA will get ” stuffed”, before the turkey !
I had a really good scare when buying an appliance and the salesman said “You have a 5 year labour guarantee”.
I just hoped for another 22 months not 60.
Were you buying a freezer?
No. A black and white Grundig television, for which a LM500 “favour” (that’s roughly 1165 Euros for the younger ones) was expected to be paid before one could be guaranteed one, after which one would then have to pay the selling price of the television itself.
Din is-sena, il-Christmas Father se jġiblu faħma lil Franco, għax dis-sena ma qagħadx bravu.
Issa ħalli nara jekk taqtgħux għand min sejjer jibki l-ewwel.
Jew dak il-bust ta’ Mintoff
Jekk imur jibki ghand Joseph malajr itih soluzzjoni. Jghidlu biex il-fahma itiha lilu halli jhaddem l-Empire Station tas-Sargas.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20121203/local/major-sites-to-be-classified-as-sites-in-the-public-domain.447996
Can you see an uncomfortable looking figure sitting next to Jason Azzopardi?
Uncomfortable? She looks miserable.
Certainly not as ” miserable” as Lawrence Gonzi ‘s face yesterday in parliament !
Baxxter, more like a turkey stuffing a capon.
I hope he doesn’t plan to shove his form 2c report in the turkey with the stuffing.
I hope he does!
Franco speaks to his turkey in English on family blogs.
“First it was the entire Maltese nation, now it’s your turn”.
Good one, Baxxter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERMtOl983o
As Popeye said to Olive: “Get stuffed”
What are you going to say when stuffing your christmas turkey?
‘Bil-paroli kollu li ghandi m’ghandiex hila nsalva l-gvern’
[Daphne – Oh, I see. It’s up to a newspaper columnist to save the government. Meta nghid li intom tal-Labour ghandkom il-lanzit minflok mohh, il-vera naf x’qed nghid. The same applies to typical Laburist Franco Debono, who you might well be given that you only pop up when he is discussed. And no, I am not slow and can read your nick backwards.]
Daphne biex nghidlek , jekk taqra in-nome de plume ta’ dan bil kontra tinduna kemm ghandu lanzit.
Trying to be smart.
Daphne; INT mhux lanzit ghandek, izda HDURA U MIBEGHDA ! Tghid iggibu dan il-kumment ?
Nahseb aktar milli iggiba int fi xjuhitek, Edd.
Sorry Daphne, but I couldn’t resist.
Ta’ lanqas Daphne qatt ma dehret fuq programmi televizivi tmaqdar, bhalek.
Irid ikollok wiccek bla zejt biex tidher fuq programm prime time show, tgerger u ddejjaqna billi tghid b’kemm gholiet il-hajja fil-waqt li int, hlief terda fuq il-Paaaaartner ma tafx u ma tishix tghidha quddiem Malta kollha.